Actores de Hollywood: SCARY MOVIE, Y DÓNDE ESTÁN LAS RUBIAS? y más!. WAYANS & Escorpión #AlVolante — Transcript

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1. 0:00Huevos.
2. 0:01>> [laughter]
3. 0:04>> It feels like a really funny [music]
4. 0:05kidnapping.
5. 0:07How much did it cost to make Scary Movie
6. 0:096?
7. 0:10>> Yeah. Uh it was $635 million.
8. 0:13It was like we vowed never to be that
9. 0:15poor again.
10. 0:18>> Did you enjoy to be woman?
11. 0:21You ask the questions. Let him drive.
12. 0:25Catracha,
13. 0:26como estan?
14. 0:28Huevos.
15. 0:29Huevos rancheros.
16. 0:32>> [laughter]
17. 0:33>> Do you know about that expression,
18. 0:35huevos? No. I know culo. I know eggs.
19. 0:38Huevos is eggs, right?
20. 0:39>> Yes, it's huevos.
21. 0:40>> Or your or your balls, right?
22. 0:41>> Yes. So it's like morning? It's like
23. 0:43morning like this. Hey, huevos. But if
24. 0:45you but if you say I see your huevos,
25. 0:47he's like what are you
26. 0:48>> that mean?
27. 0:49Yeah, that means the balls.
28. 0:50>> see. So I've seen your balls, right? You
29. 0:52know how you say it. Say hi. Huevos.
30. 0:55>> [laughter]
31. 0:56>> Huevos. Does anybody do that [ __ ] Yeah,
32. 0:58yeah, yeah. You're doing it, bro. You
33. 0:59got to talk Or or or or like that?
34. 1:01>> It's like this. This is the the perfect
35. 1:04pose, but you can put it with a style.
36. 1:06But what does that mean? It means
37. 1:08huevos. What is that?
38. 1:10>> Huevos. I don't care about you. [ __ ]
39. 1:12you. Oh, everything.
40. 1:14>> [ __ ] you, too? Yes, everything.
41. 1:17WOW. HUEVOS.
42. 1:18>> [laughter]
43. 1:20>> YES, LADIES [screaming] AND GENTLEMEN,
44. 1:22THE AUDIENCE IS ON THE SCORPION VOLANTE
45. 1:25TODAY.
46. 1:29>> [music]
47. 1:36[music]
48. 1:41[music]
49. 1:42>> THEY DID THE SAME THING. HOW ARE YOU,
50. 1:43SEAN? I'M GOOD, BRO. How are you,
51. 1:45Marlon?
52. 1:46>> Huevos. I'm good. I'm I don't know about
53. 1:47this whole thing. Why you guys wearing
54. 1:49masks? Yeah, because we are a part of
55. 1:51the
56. 1:51>> a really funny kidnapping.
57. 1:52>> Yes.
58. 1:53>> [laughter]
59. 1:54>> It's what it feels like.
60. 1:55>> In Mexico it's like this. It's a
61. 1:57a whole experience. You have another
62. 1:59another scary movie? Yeah.
63. 2:02How many are there?
64. 2:04>> the segway.
65. 2:05>> [laughter]
66. 2:07>> I love the segway.
67. 2:08But there's only three. I count on
68. 2:10three? No. I don't I don't count I don't
69. 2:12count three.
70. 2:13I don't I don't count three.
71. 2:14>> You only count three.
72. 2:15>> I only count the ones we did. You only
73. 2:16count the ones you got to check for. My
74. 2:18god, he stabbed her.
75. 2:21Not her. My pronouns are they/them.
76. 2:24He stabbed them.
77. 2:26We back.
78. 2:28>> [laughter]
79. 2:28>> How much did it cost to make Scary Movie
80. 2:306?
81. 2:30>> Yeah. Uh 635 MILLION DOLLARS. COME ON.
82. 2:33REALLY? YEAH, THIS ISN'T BAD. We made
83. 2:35the first one for 19.
84. 2:37So that was 20-something years ago. So
85. 2:39with inflation that's about basically 35
86. 2:42all in. So we really made the movie for
87. 2:4418 million dollars because all that was
88. 2:46above the line. So we really made the
89. 2:48movie for 18 19 million dollars, which
90. 2:50is what we made the first Scary Movie
91. 2:51for. So maybe that's good luck. YEAH.
92. 2:53YEAH.
93. 2:55>> [laughter]
94. 2:57>> HUEVOS. HE'S LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE
95. 2:59CRAZY.
96. 3:01HUEVOS.
97. 3:02HUEVOS.
98. 3:06PELUCHE EN EL ESTUCHE is is my phrase.
99. 3:09Okay, peluche en el estuche.
100. 3:12Peluche what?
101. 3:13Peluche en el estuche.
102. 3:15Huevos.
103. 3:17>> [laughter]
104. 3:18>> Hi ladies, huevos.
105. 3:21Huevos.
106. 3:23>> [laughter]
107. 3:24>> Don't say that word.
108. 3:26Huevos.
109. 3:28Huevos. We have some questions with the
110. 3:31audience.
111. 3:33Alma Madero.
112. 3:35How did you choose which movies to
113. 3:37parody? I don't know. THEY CHOOSE US.
114. 3:41HUEVOS.
115. 3:43HUEVOS. YOU NEED ONE MORE HUEVOS.
116. 3:45WHERE ARE YOUR HELMETS?
117. 3:48COME ON. Where's your seat?
118. 3:51>> [laughter]
119. 3:52>> So how did you choose your movies to
120. 3:54parody? It chooses us, you know, we
121. 3:56don't we don't go and pick and go we
122. 3:59need to put this many is not an amount.
123. 4:01[music] Whatever makes us laugh. Yeah.
124. 4:02Yeah. Yeah, so it doesn't matter.
125. 4:05Sometimes it's five movies, sometimes
126. 4:07it's 55 movies. It's whatever makes us
127. 4:09laugh. Wow. I know which was your your
128. 4:12first movie your first scary movie that
129. 4:14you
130. 4:15ever In my life? Yeah. PROBABLY FRIDAY
131. 4:18THE 13TH.
132. 4:23MY MINE WAS I THINK IT WAS NIGHTMARE ON
133. 4:25Elm Street was mine.
134. 4:29I think I watched Friday the 13th before
135. 4:30that. I think we did Sean cuz remember
136. 4:32we had the VCR. And so I think we
137. 4:34watched Friday the 13th first. Oh, is
138. 4:36that what it was? Yeah, and then we
139. 4:37watched Nightmare on Elm Street.
140. 4:38>> Freddy Krueger made a lasting
141. 4:40impression.
142. 4:40>> Yeah, we were scared out of our minds.
143. 4:42Yeah, you you have nightmares? I
144. 4:43actually want to play Freddy Krueger. I
145. 4:44didn't sleep I didn't sleep for a week.
146. 4:46Sean, wouldn't that be dope? You'd be
147. 4:47good. Yes, because the there's coming
148. 4:50out He kind of he kind of looks like
149. 4:52Freddy Krueger, right? Yeah.
150. 4:54No, I was giving you a
151. 4:56Do you have a clause?
152. 4:57Yeah, but I put dildos.
153. 4:59>> [laughter]
154. 5:05>> That's what was so cool. Yeah.
155. 5:09>> [laughter]
156. 5:10>> This time which movies are we going to
157. 5:12watch
158. 5:13in the parody? Can't tell you all of
159. 5:15them, but Scream is the one. Scream The
160. 5:18Scream.
161. 5:20the house and we'll bring him back
162. 5:21Ghostface. So, it's basically Scream
163. 5:24Scream Scream six, a little bit of
164. 5:27Scream seven.
165. 5:29Um
166. 5:30Some centers, some weapons.
167. 5:32Okay. Okay. We're just going to MAKE IT
168. 5:35WEIRD.
169. 5:37>> [screaming]
170. 5:42>> DO YOU KNOW HOW HOW DOES WHAT WhatsApp
171. 5:45say IN SPANISH? QUE PASA? QUE PASA?
172. 5:50>> [screaming]
173. 5:56[screaming]
174. 6:01>> I THINK I THINK IT'S BETTER to say Why
175. 6:03don't you guys wear helmets?
176. 6:05What? Why don't you wear a helmet? Yeah,
177. 6:06because we are part of the danger of the
178. 6:08city. That's crazy.
179. 6:10>> [laughter]
180. 6:11>> What kind of music do you like, boys? I
181. 6:13like old school R&B. Old school old
182. 6:16school
183. 6:17>> Not trying to like
184. 6:18old school hip hop.
185. 6:33Have you done a stunt in your your actor
186. 6:35life? Yeah, I did stunts. I do all my
187. 6:37own stunts.
188. 6:38>> [laughter]
189. 6:39>> Like what? Like the dildo one? Did all
190. 6:41that.
191. 6:42That was all me.
192. 6:43>> And white chicks I I was me when I
193. 6:45flipped flipped over the car when I was
194. 6:46chasing that guy. My brother made me do
195. 6:48that stunt. I had to flip over the car.
196. 6:50>> flip over the car?
197. 6:51>> Yeah, he
198. 6:52>> [laughter]
199. 6:52>> Yo, he didn't like the stunt man. He was
200. 6:53like, "Yo, Shawn, I want you to do that
201. 6:55stunt." I was like, "What? You going
202. 6:56crazy?" I was like, "Keenen, I can't do
203. 6:58no stunt." He goes, "I'll show you. It's
204. 6:59real easy." And he flipped over the car.
205. 7:01He said, "Okay, now you." I was like,
206. 7:03"What?" Bro, I did it. And you hurt your
207. 7:05hand cuz you did the when you hit him
208. 7:08with a coffee uh the coffee pot.
209. 7:10>> pot.
210. 7:11>> I remember that. And he was like No, but
211. 7:12my skirt hiked up and you could see my
212. 7:14waybos.
213. 7:15>> [laughter]
214. 7:24>> How how many brothers are you? Five.
215. 7:26>> Five. And there every everyone are
216. 7:29actors and directors and
217. 7:30>> No, no, just four of them. You're okay.
218. 7:33>> Four brothers actor directors and
219. 7:35actually it was kind of an actor my
220. 7:36older brother, you know. So
221. 7:38Shawn is your favorite?
222. 7:39>> good. Shawn is your favorite brother and
223. 7:41Marlon is your favorite You know it's
224. 7:43cycles I don't have a favorite. It's
225. 7:45cycles. Sometimes he's my favorite then
226. 7:47sometimes Keenan is my favorite then
227. 7:49sometimes Damon is my favorite then
228. 7:50sometimes I hate them all.
229. 7:52>> [laughter]
230. 7:53>> I love them all.
231. 7:54Do you remember sometimes that you fight
232. 7:56each other? Always.
233. 7:57>> Yeah, when we were little. With with the
234. 7:59fist? We fought over No, I wasn't
235. 8:00fighting Shawn he was beating me up. We
236. 8:02we fought one time fist fight over a
237. 8:04granola bar. We we stole Yeah, we did.
238. 8:07We stole a granola bar that was my first
239. 8:08offense. I stole it and Marlon felt like
240. 8:10he had dibs on it cuz he was there.
241. 8:14So we was fighting when we we was
242. 8:15fighting with the granola bar like the
243. 8:17granola bar was like a gun and then it
244. 8:18actually It fell in the street and a car
245. 8:21ran over it. A car ran over it.
246. 8:22>> [laughter]
247. 8:22>> And if you cut to our face it was like a
248. 8:23Little Rascals moment like
249. 8:26womp womp womp
250. 8:28I remember that. Yeah. And in which
251. 8:30moment did you realize that you were
252. 8:32going to to
253. 8:33to be an actors and and and do it At
254. 8:36that at that moment At that Oh, I
255. 8:38thought you were talking about that
256. 8:39moment. At that moment we realized how
257. 8:40poor and hungry we were really were. It
258. 8:43was like we vowed never to be that poor
259. 8:44again. But in terms of acting and stuff
260. 8:47we
261. 8:48You know you talk about manifestation as
262. 8:49children.
263. 8:51There was no matter of if it was a
264. 8:53matter of when. Shawn and I always
265. 8:55dreamt
266. 8:56to do a buddy comedy, we always dreamt
267. 8:57of doing our OWN TV SHOWS.
268. 9:04WE ALWAYS DREAMT OF DOING MOVIES LIKE
269. 9:06DEAN Martin and Jerry Lewis and that's
270. 9:08what we programmed ourselves since we
271. 9:10was kids. And my brother taught us to
272. 9:13you know to believe in your dreams and
273. 9:15it happened. And how he taught us about
274. 9:17comedy. He taught us Yeah, because you
275. 9:20have done drama sometimes. I do dramas
276. 9:23sometimes.
277. 9:24Yeah. You you could go to for for to
278. 9:26another place to another way. Well,
279. 9:28that's cuz I'm crazy.
280. 9:30Crazy people need to do other things.
281. 9:32That's why he think he could be Freddy
282. 9:34Krueger. Exactly.
283. 9:36Freddy Krueger It violent but he had a
284. 9:38sense of humor. Yes, exactly.
285. 9:39>> you and then give you a punchline. Hey,
286. 9:41dude.
287. 9:42Huevos. HUEVOS. HUEVOS.
288. 9:46HUEVOS, SEE?
289. 9:52I KNOW THAT YOU are very um
290. 9:55very specific with images, with the
291. 9:59meaning of
292. 10:00some images. Like huevos. [music] Yes,
293. 10:02like huevos. So,
294. 10:04in your next picture, can you tell me
295. 10:06what is this? What is that?
296. 10:08>> It looks like a HORSE GIVING HEAD. OH,
297. 10:11RIGHT.
298. 10:11>> [laughter]
299. 10:13>> SEAN, DO YOU AGREE? I can't see that
300. 10:15[ __ ] That's too far away.
301. 10:17Two horses
302. 10:19drinking water.
303. 10:20Oh.
304. 10:21What is this, Sean?
305. 10:24Somebody with their ass up.
306. 10:26>> [laughter]
307. 10:26>> Let me see. No.
308. 10:27>> Somebody about to fart on a baby. It's a
309. 10:29father, exactly. With his
310. 10:31>> I don't know.
311. 10:32It's a father about to fart on a baby?
312. 10:34Yeah. It's the the head of the of the
313. 10:37father, the shoulders. Oh my god. I
314. 10:40thought that was a father's ass over the
315. 10:43baby [laughter]
316. 10:44and he was going to fart or take a [ __ ]
317. 10:45on the baby.
318. 10:47And I'll be like, that's a really cool
319. 10:48dad.
320. 10:50It's a lovely picture.
321. 10:53Yes, he has a hairy [music] ass. Yeah.
322. 10:56That's that's
323. 10:57>> [laughter]
324. 10:58>> That's an ass sticking outside of some
325. 10:59pants. Actually, that's a pillow.
326. 11:02Exactly, it's a pillow.
327. 11:03>> It's a neck pillow. It's a neck It looks
328. 11:05like an ass. Yeah.
329. 11:07Sean, what do you think about that?
330. 11:10>> [laughter]
331. 11:11>> Pretty pretty pretty I don't know.
332. 11:13I don't trust I don't trust her. He
333. 11:15always got a uh Do you trust your eyes?
334. 11:19No, I don't trust what he's doing, you
335. 11:20know? You can say, "Yo, those look like
336. 11:22pretty girls." Then you find out they're
337. 11:23dudes, so I don't know. It just looks
338. 11:26like some three It looks like three
339. 11:28people in a shot. How about this, Sean?
340. 11:30A small and and white chicks.
341. 11:33>> [laughter]
342. 11:35>> And a [ __ ] I mean a little person.
343. 11:37No.
344. 11:39Uh, that is somebody is stuck on
345. 11:43somebody's penis [laughter] and they're
346. 11:45being lifted in the air. This is the
347. 11:47black version of Titanic. Oh.
348. 11:50>> [laughter]
349. 11:50>> That's what this is. This is I'm KING OF
350. 11:53THE WORLD. AND YOU KNOW HE'S WRONG. HE'S
351. 11:55definitely wrong.
352. 11:56>> behind him goes, "No, you ain't." I am.
353. 11:59What is that? It's a lovely picture with
354. 12:02two
355. 12:04brothers like you.
356. 12:05I I don't know if me and my brother is
357. 12:07like that. I would never
358. 12:08>> do this with your brother? I would never
359. 12:10do that to my brother. Why? Because I
360. 12:12love him, but I want to touch his penis.
361. 12:14Yeah, that's what the I think that
362. 12:15That's what the brotherhood is doing.
363. 12:16>> part of his the body of the the black
364. 12:19one.
365. 12:19No, he's got his hand in his penis. No,
366. 12:22it was this is his tummy.
367. 12:24>> No, that's a hand inside of the penis. I
368. 12:27don't know what kind of games you That's
369. 12:29>> [clears throat]
370. 12:30>> Those are called reindeer games.
371. 12:31>> [laughter]
372. 12:32>> You don't play them reindeer games.
373. 12:42>> [laughter]
374. 12:44>> One of your best movies ever. Oh, yeah.
375. 12:47Thank you. Did you thank her? Thank you.
376. 12:49Do you have Do you have love for that?
377. 12:52Yes. I don't have love for heels, but I
378. 12:54have love for that movie. That was a lot
379. 12:56of fun. It was a lot of work, but we had
380. 12:58a lot of fun. If you die with one movie
381. 13:01in your hands, one movie of your own,
382. 13:04which which movie would be with that?
383. 13:06Uh, I'm going to say White Chicks.
384. 13:09White Chicks? It'd be White Chicks.
385. 13:10Yeah, really? Cuz they almost killed us.
386. 13:12Yeah.
387. 13:13>> [laughter]
388. 13:14>> Did you like White Chicks?
389. 13:15>> Don't Be a Menace, cuz that was the
390. 13:16first one. Did you enjoy to be woman?
391. 13:18No, I enjoy to be a man. I I want to
392. 13:21then I'd like I to be in women.
393. 13:24>> [laughter]
394. 13:24>> Yeah. But I like to be a man.
395. 13:26>> We don't want to be no more women.
396. 13:27>> Yeah, that's You want to be with a
397. 13:30Is the heels. Yeah.
398. 13:34It's part of that. And the underwear,
399. 13:35when we wear the G-string
400. 13:37And it was cold it was cold.
401. 13:40It was zero below
402. 13:42like 30 below zero.
403. 13:45I saw that you have a parody with
404. 13:47Michael Jackson, right?
405. 13:55>> [laughter]
406. 14:04>> You have a parody with Michael Jackson
407. 14:06in this new movie, right? Yes, we did.
408. 14:09But we didn't do Michael. Do you love
409. 14:10Michael? I love I love Michael Jackson.
410. 14:12Michael Jackson is one of the greatest
411. 14:14to ever do it, if not the greatest. We
412. 14:16love Michael Jackson. We
413. 14:17love the Jackson family. We miss him
414. 14:19very much. Yeah, and this is kind of a
415. 14:22tribute for for him. Um it's always a
416. 14:26tribute. It's just a just a joke for the
417. 14:28family, you know, something that we
418. 14:29Yeah,
419. 14:30I'm I'm in another side.
420. 14:33Do you Do you know what I'm doing?
421. 14:34>> going the wrong way.
422. 14:36I'm in wrong way.
423. 14:37>> Do you know what you're doing? You're
424. 14:39definitely going the wrong way. This is
425. 14:40going towards oncoming Yes, but
426. 14:43I'm the god of the internet. It doesn't
427. 14:45matter.
428. 14:46>> [laughter]
429. 14:47>> That was wild. Yeah, we don't use
430. 14:49helmets. You got people following you.
431. 14:51Yes, we we don't use helmets. We don't
432. 14:53use wrong ways. Yeah, you just wear
433. 14:56masks. Yes, of course.
434. 14:59You got three people following you.
435. 15:01>> [laughter]
436. 15:02>> That's crazy. You trying to kill us all.
437. 15:04I I don't know. Maybe maybe.
438. 15:08Well, you ask the questions. Let him
439. 15:10drive. Yes. Let him focus. Yeah. Hey my
440. 15:13friend. You you you saw that? It's a
441. 15:14It's a It's a fun.
442. 15:16Look at Look at the what the wheel the
443. 15:18wheel the wheel. Oh, that's a He put
444. 15:20something in the wheel.
445. 15:22>> [laughter]
446. 15:24>> Get out OF MY WINDOW.
447. 15:40SO, THANK YOU MARLON AND SHAWN. Thank
448. 15:42you very much.
449. 15:43We want to watch you again in the scary
450. 15:45movie in this
451. 15:47this weekend.
452. 15:49Yeah. We say goodbye with a scream of
453. 15:50wire.
454. 15:52I said peluche in the estuche. Peluche
455. 15:55in the estuche. Peluche what?
456. 15:57And huevos with a lot of force. ONE,
457. 15:59TWO, THREE. PELUCHE ESTUCHE.
458. 16:02EL HUEVOS.
459. 16:06I GO to Superman go to Superman.
460. 16:09I'm
461. 16:10in the wrong way again.
462. 16:13>> [clears throat]
463. 16:14[laughter]
464. 16:15>> Let's get moving.
465. 16:17I need to TAKE A PISS.
466. 16:20MARIO.
467. 16:22PUTA MADRE.
468. 16:24DILE CHINGADA MADRE. Que que que.
469. 16:27>> [laughter]
470. 16:32[music]
471. 16:43[music]