A Super Simple MTF Trans Voice Tutorial: How to Laugh, Cough and Fart — Transcript

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1. 0:00all right once I get through this 3our
2. 0:01tutorial on how to open the door of a
3. 0:03crowbar I will be set and will be out of
4. 0:05here in no time three hours
5. 0:10later oh hey lovely audience are you
6. 0:13tired of trans voice tutorials that
7. 0:15require either a Linguistics degree or a
8. 0:18sound engineering degree to even
9. 0:20understand it do you want a trans voice
10. 0:22tutorial that could be comprehended by
11. 0:24literal 5-year-olds here it is change
12. 0:28the voice from this to this
13. 0:30how to trans voice part four how to
14. 0:33cough sneeze and fart we know you're in
15. 0:36there surrender now uhoh that's a task
16. 0:39force in this city they can force the
17. 0:41world where women don't fart but we know
18. 0:43the truth lovely audience we can fight
19. 0:46we can sneeze and we can cough just like
20. 0:48a girl let me show
21. 0:50you freeze and hands up this is the fart
22. 0:55police you'll never get me fart police
23. 0:58we watched you very carefully you've
24. 1:01been traveling through the fabric space
25. 1:02and time and for what informing trans
26. 1:04people how to do a girl voice yeah
27. 1:06basically I mean look right here you're
28. 1:09standing here right in frame but then a
29. 1:12frame later you're there that doesn't
30. 1:15make sense wait where'd she
31. 1:20go now how we meant to point out she
32. 1:22claimed K was ative despite obviously
33. 1:25being
34. 1:27implosive so a voice a common hardle is
35. 1:30things we have less control of like
36. 1:33coughing or sneezing that I'll introduce
37. 1:35some tricks today to get us sneezing and
38. 1:38coughing real
39. 1:43girly at least I brought a helmet this
40. 1:46time all right so laughing let's do
41. 1:53[Music]
42. 1:58this
43. 2:01[Music]
44. 2:08pitch I don't think you're meant to deep
45. 2:10fry
46. 2:12toast look wouldn't that literally give
47. 2:14you a heart attack can you get a heart
48. 2:17attack backseater pitch whoever I add in
49. 2:19the edit later I'm
50. 2:22home see that laugh right there that's
51. 2:26not what we're going for I mean it
52. 2:28almost sounded like a different voice
53. 2:29and
54. 2:30irely this is fairly common though after
55. 2:33all laughing is something we
56. 2:34subconsciously do it can be easy to
57. 2:38forget to even practice it and even when
58. 2:41we do practice it we forget to do it cuz
59. 2:44well it don't really control when you
60. 2:47laugh right when we laugh we want it to
61. 2:50be bright and girly like
62. 2:55a don't worry though this video will be
63. 2:58extra funny see you have plenty of
64. 3:00opportunities to practice your girl off
65. 3:03so let me explain to you how to do it
66. 3:07all right so for this section we're
67. 3:09going to do some fake laughing together
68. 3:13it'll sound better later when we're
69. 3:15laughing for real but we're going to do
70. 3:18our best okay I believe in you so see
71. 3:22here
72. 3:24haa is the typical off especially when
73. 3:27we you know type it but we're going to
74. 3:29change our sound for
75. 3:32convenience so we will instead make
76. 3:36a sound because the e is a lot brighter
77. 3:42I've seen some tutorials tell you to
78. 3:44make
79. 3:44a kind of sound um and like they're
80. 3:49probably more correct cuz that is a
81. 3:50brighter sound but I like the sound of
82. 3:53the a bit more so I'm going to use he
83. 3:57but you're welcome the practice of he
84. 4:00do whatever you want to do this is just
85. 4:02one tutorial after all there's so many
86. 4:04chances are you don't pick when you
87. 4:07laugh so let's make
88. 4:11a sound before we laugh it's kind of
89. 4:15like chucking a little thing right in
90. 4:16front of the sound we can't control so
91. 4:18we might as well throw in a sound we can
92. 4:20control now let's put this to practice
93. 4:23and yes by default you will sound insane
94. 4:27practicing this I apologized in advance
95. 4:30but it's the sacrifices we make so we
96. 4:34kind of want small little sounds the
97. 4:37reason for that is that's just a bit
98. 4:38easier to get the general sound going so
99. 4:41we're kind of going to
100. 4:45go so try copying
101. 4:51that it's weird right but you'll get
102. 4:55there that's how I do it
103. 4:57um there's little tricks to it but
104. 4:59generally the core principle grab a
105. 5:02sound slap it before it trans voice
106. 5:08baby
107. 5:10so let's get a little faster okay so
108. 5:15we're going to
109. 5:16[Laughter]
110. 5:20go yeah like
111. 5:23that cool cool all right so when we
112. 5:26start obviously there's
113. 5:28that
114. 5:30kind of sound or he he if that's what
115. 5:32I'm going to use um that's the long
116. 5:34drawing sound but we're kind of going
117. 5:36rapid fire we're
118. 5:39like it's like a really rapid sound like
119. 5:42a like a
120. 5:43woodpecker or
121. 5:45something yeah they do things quick
122. 5:48we're Sonic we're being Sonic right now
123. 5:51with our
124. 5:53voice so here's an additional trick to
125. 5:56help you in your journey so when we do a
126. 5:59laughing
127. 6:00sound let's keep our mouth open for the
128. 6:04entire life close your mouth after the
129. 6:07sound is done this can help keep it
130. 6:10bright because when our mouth closes it
131. 6:13might darken the sound if we
132. 6:15go it might sound a bit weird so we can
133. 6:18just instead keep it open and
134. 6:20have
135. 6:22close
136. 6:24close close you know no one will
137. 6:28question it if you keep your mouth been
138. 6:29a bit longer no one stares at people's
139. 6:32mouths like that don't
140. 6:34worry
141. 6:36so let's try one more
142. 6:42time now you
143. 6:46go nice nice you getting
144. 6:50there
145. 6:51so did you think I sound a little funny
146. 6:55that's
147. 6:56fair it's an inherently funny sound I
148. 7:00mean we are laughing after all so keep
149. 7:02practicing we found her closing in for
150. 7:05police roll roll
151. 7:07roll all right seems they found us okay
152. 7:10so don't ask where I got this but we're
153. 7:13going to use it to make your Escape okay
154. 7:15sound good
155. 7:20cool all right it's time to Lear
156. 7:22coughing
157. 7:27Gamers as an obvious dis glamer please
158. 7:30please be careful when you practice this
159. 7:32one coughing isn't necessarily the best
160. 7:35for us but sometimes we got to so
161. 7:39first let's cover what we can do instead
162. 7:42of
163. 7:45coughing instead of clearing your frir
164. 7:47you can hold a swaller to reduce the
165. 7:49need to cough try this when you just
166. 7:51have a slight bit of
167. 7:53irritation you can also drink water to
168. 7:56reduce the need to cough you can enjoy a
169. 7:59cough
170. 8:00a cop drop
171. 8:01P whatever you call it you can also wear
172. 8:05a mask to reduce the sound of the
173. 8:07cough you can teleport to a shut down
174. 8:10MMO's world to cough
175. 8:12secretly Club Penguin
176. 8:15[Music]
177. 8:18why you can create a legally devious
178. 8:20concoction to eliminate all
179. 8:23coughing go back in time and prevent
180. 8:25coughing from ever being
181. 8:27invented who invented coughing
182. 8:31I don't speak
183. 8:34Latin yeah that sounded a bit fake if
184. 8:36you ask me I mean I try to suppose I
185. 8:39shouldn't have trusted the teleportation
186. 8:42idea
187. 8:44huh well I guess we just got to cough
188. 8:48sometimes but we might as well learn how
189. 8:51to cough
190. 8:54femininely I have a degree disclaimer
191. 8:58that skid is a reference to me having a
192. 8:59degree in not Speech Pathology all right
193. 9:02here's the situation a cough is a sound
194. 9:06that will happen on its own but we can
195. 9:08prepare for it Commander pitch ready the
196. 9:12diagram when we feel an upcoming attack
197. 9:14from the dreaded cough we have a plan we
198. 9:18will simply intercept the attack with
199. 9:21our own sound that we can control
200. 9:24therefore influencing the sound of the
201. 9:26perpetrator the cough all right Squad
202. 9:29let's try it so for our sound our
203. 9:32Counterattack will intercept with
204. 9:36a sound so that would kind of be like
205. 9:43[Music]
206. 9:44going like that I haven't seen tutorials
207. 9:48do the e sound with it that doesn't
208. 9:51sound right to me but I like the little
209. 9:53that's my recommendation but you know
210. 9:55all right now remember all right
211. 9:57remember to practice this and moderate
212. 10:00and to have plenty of water it's good
213. 10:03for you if you want more help on doing
214. 10:07that sound in a more feminine way I
215. 10:09recommend my tutorials on resonance or
216. 10:12just practicing resonance in
217. 10:14general for police we got you literally
218. 10:17surrounded don't worry I have wait where
219. 10:20did I put
220. 10:21[Music]
221. 10:25the uhoh um um
222. 10:30one of these got to be useful at least
223. 10:33something um
224. 10:36um what do we do we're running out of
225. 10:41props you can use that
226. 10:44motorcycle um I don't know if I can do
227. 10:47the motorcycle you literally have a
228. 10:49motorcycle
229. 10:51license um I don't know get on the
230. 10:54bike
231. 10:56[Music]
232. 10:58okay
233. 11:04[Music]
234. 11:13so I know you're
235. 11:14thinking random Voice coach YouTuber a
236. 11:18cool patreon Link in the description
237. 11:20below how do I turn this into a real
238. 11:23person cough sneeze and
239. 11:26laugh practice play was the little air
240. 11:30before everything you'll do great same
241. 11:33with sneezes we forgot
242. 11:36sneezes it's the same technique I think
243. 11:39we'll be fine U just remember these
244. 11:43sounds I kind of automatic at times so
245. 11:48if it takes lots of time that's
246. 11:50okay just keep
247. 11:52trying hope you enjoyed this simple
248. 11:54trans voice guide I kind of had a busy
249. 11:57month so I want to make a nice and
250. 12:00simple one I fig this is a good topic
251. 12:03for
252. 12:05it so I wanted
253. 12:09to genuinely just placing an intentional
254. 12:12sound before I sound we can't
255. 12:15control and it Blends into something
256. 12:17that we
257. 12:23want no um that's done kind of hurt so
258. 12:27um I'm going to
259. 12:29I'm going to be here for a bit
260. 12:32um uh future me can do the sentimental
261. 12:36outro I'm I'm going to
262. 12:41bed