A shoe for sneaking 🤔 #NBCSNL #ShaneGillis #SNL #SaturdayNightLive #Comedy — Transcript

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1. 0:00God damn, you crazy son of a you
2. 0:01really did it.
3. 0:03A shoe for sneaking, a sneaker.
4. 0:06Well done, sir. This is very smart. I
5. 0:08love this.
6. 0:09>> [laughter]
7. 0:10>> All right. Well, they're they're not for
8. 0:12sneaking.
9. 0:13>> But they are. Because you see with
10. 0:15these, gentlemen,
11. 0:16she'll never hear you.
12. 0:19And she'll never catch you thanks to
13. 0:20sneakers.
14. 0:21>> Nope.
15. 0:22Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. We're not
16. 0:25not calling them sneakers, okay?
17. 0:27>> [laughter]
18. 0:27>> It's a creepy name.
19. 0:29We're thinking Runwells.
20. 0:30>> Bad.
21. 0:32>> It's actually not bad.
22. 0:35Not bad. Uh gentlemen, under your seats,
23. 0:37you'll each find a pair of Runwells.
24. 0:39Take them for a spin.
25. 0:41>> Wow.
26. 0:41>> Wow.
27. 0:42>> Oh my god.
28. 0:43>> Hayward Lions, Fillmore. These are
29. 0:45cherry fresh slick.
30. 0:47The grip is aces. Loads more snug than
31. 0:49my Malawai leather bounds.
32. 0:51>> So quiet.
33. 0:59I'LL TELL YOU PRACTICE, THEY'RE PRETTY
34. 1:00STYLISH.
35. 1:02They could probably even help my tennis
36. 1:03game.
37. 1:04>> She'd never hear me.
38. 1:09>> Well, I think you're on to something big
39. 1:12here, Fillmore.
40. 1:13>> Yes. Well, WE FEEL THE SAME.
41. 1:18>> SEE, THEY WORK. HEY.
42. 1:20>> THANK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE ME A lot
43. 1:21of trouble with these.
44. 1:23>> What?
45. 1:24>> You fellows, you know how it is. You
46. 1:26come home late, clump, clump, clump, and
47. 1:28your wife wakes up.
48. 1:29>> You were with her again. Where are you?
49. 1:32>> No, baby. How could I be with her? She
50. 1:33died. You were there when it happened.
51. 1:36>> It was only an accident. I only meant to
52. 1:38scare her. Baa, baa, baa.
53. 1:42>> Night is ruined. But now the murderous
54. 1:44cow stays asleep. Thank you, sneakers.
55. 1:48>> [laughter]
56. 1:51>> Did your wife kill your mistress?
57. 1:55>> So, what's the marketing plan for these
58. 1:56beauties?