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  1. 0:02I want to buy a
  2. 0:11motorcycle I'm a drug addict and my drug
  3. 0:13of choice is lowballing people on
  4. 0:15Facebook Marketplace if you've never
  5. 0:16experienced this narcotic allow me to
  6. 0:18paint you a picture it's 2: a.m. you
  7. 0:20have work to do but instead you are
  8. 0:21lowballing the [ __ ] out of some guy
  9. 0:23named Greg but do not misunderstand you
  10. 0:25aren't here to buy you are here to
  11. 0:27gamble on the idea that one of these
  12. 0:29poor [ __ ] will say yes to your
  13. 0:30lowball offer one day instantly
  14. 0:32catapulting you into the stratosphere of
  15. 0:34euphoric Galaxy feeling they'll have to
  16. 0:36shoot you up with Narcan to wake you up
  17. 0:38have I ever successfully low balled
  18. 0:39someone yeah I mean a couple of times I
  19. 0:41actually low balled a guy for this truck
  20. 0:43but if I'm being honest 90% of the time
  21. 0:45they ignore me cuz I'm just not that
  22. 0:46good at negotiating but I really really
  23. 0:48want a motorcycle for cheap so the only
  24. 0:50logical conclusion I will use AI to ride
  25. 0:52a bot that communicates with the seller
  26. 0:54and negotiates for me on Facebook
  27. 0:57Marketplace is what a [ __ ] baby man
  28. 1:00would say it's not going to negotiate
  29. 1:01the sole purpose of this bot is to [ __ ]
  30. 1:03with people on Facebook Marketplace to
  31. 1:05lowball them non-stop to break them down
  32. 1:07psychologically negotiating is for
  33. 1:09terrorists and these people are worse
  34. 1:11than terrorists then when they're at
  35. 1:14their lowest I'll swoop in with an offer
  36. 1:16and get massive discount and they'll
  37. 1:17have no [ __ ] idea shut the [ __ ] up
  38. 1:21bro okay Gamers this this code is the
  39. 1:25first step I know it doesn't look like
  40. 1:26much and that's cuz I hid most of it
  41. 1:27because it's very ugly but it's
  42. 1:29important because it g gathers
  43. 1:30information for us and how are you going
  44. 1:31to Gaslight someone without information
  45. 1:33say you're in Facebook Marketplace and
  46. 1:34you see something you like all you have
  47. 1:35to do is copy paste the URL and then
  48. 1:36automatically it will open the product
  49. 1:38page in a chrome window it'll strip away
  50. 1:39all the useful information the miles on
  51. 1:41it the transmission whatever the stupid
  52. 1:42ass seller wrote in the description so
  53. 1:43we can use it later and by use it later
  54. 1:45I mean put it in a chat gbt and ask it
  55. 1:47to write a mean message but man would it
  56. 1:49be annoying if you had to copy and paste
  57. 1:50all that instead do
  58. 1:54this now we can run this and no hands no
  59. 1:57hander mind you yes yes yes read all
  60. 1:58that [ __ ] bring it to chat
  61. 2:01what [ __ ] what is this hey I came across
  62. 2:04your listing thanks you said thanks
  63. 2:06you're supposed to be an [ __ ] look it
  64. 2:07says right here maybe you thought I was
  65. 2:08just calling it an [ __ ] let's try it
  66. 2:10again I tweaked The Prompt a little bit
  67. 2:11and also named the bot Chad jeti come on
  68. 2:15Chad let's [ __ ] go check I see your
  69. 2:17post about the motorcycle and I'm not
  70. 2:19interested in your sub story sitting on
  71. 2:21a bike with a salvage title do you know
  72. 2:23what salvage title means it means junk
  73. 2:26in bold letters who cares about fancy
  74. 2:29turn signal I'll take it off your hands
  75. 2:31for 1,000 bucks take it or leave it I've
  76. 2:33got better things to do than to haggle
  77. 2:35over your curbside treasure that's what
  78. 2:37I'm talking
  79. 2:40about that worked pretty good and it's
  80. 2:43pretty much ready to start messaging
  81. 2:44people for real but how are we going to
  82. 2:45know if it's actually better than a
  83. 2:47person at negotiating for that you would
  84. 2:48need a control group of people that
  85. 2:50would take just too long that's why I
  86. 2:51started 2 months ago subject one Lauren
  87. 2:54bought this camera listed for $550 for
  88. 2:56only $450 good job Lauren how'd you
  89. 2:58manage that hi would you you do 400 cash
  90. 3:01$450 sounds good powerful stuff denois
  91. 3:04got this office chair listed for $350
  92. 3:07for only
  93. 3:08$350 what the [ __ ] happened there Jason
  94. 3:11got this exercise bike for 10% off
  95. 3:13there's a whole bunch more but in in the
  96. 3:14end it the average amount of people
  97. 3:16negotiated down was 11.6% that's the
  98. 3:19number that our bot needs to be you
  99. 3:20might be wondering how is the study in
  100. 3:22any way
  101. 3:23scientific now we can finally buy
  102. 3:25something to test out the gaslighting we
  103. 3:27could get a blue door or maybe a PAW
  104. 3:29Patrol scool or I was thinking a new
  105. 3:30monitor for my computer oh no how' that
  106. 3:33happen is to [ __ ] with people
  107. 3:37oh man oh beans I don't want to talk
  108. 3:41about it anyways this looks like a good
  109. 3:43Monitor and for convenience I made this
  110. 3:44Custom Chrome extension so you just have
  111. 3:46to find the product you want come up
  112. 3:47here hit gas light a dashboard pops up
  113. 3:49the product you want to buy and you just
  114. 3:50wait and wait and wait and then this
  115. 3:54pops up it's like the Facebook page of
  116. 3:55the person I am you don't touch anything
  117. 3:57don't touch anything boom okay haven't
  118. 3:59touched anything pops up does it
  119. 4:00automatically goes here but B look at
  120. 4:02that [ __ ] puts the chbt message yeah
  121. 4:04hey there I'm interested in that
  122. 4:06flickering mess you call a monitor about
  123. 4:08I take it off your hands for 20 bucks
  124. 4:10with all that color popping and [ __ ]
  125. 4:12stop pretending it's worth 50 now we
  126. 4:14just wait give them a few hours to think
  127. 4:16about his life choices and then I'll
  128. 4:17make an offer for dude no [ __ ] way
  129. 4:21wait
  130. 4:22what you know how doing like the bot
  131. 4:24gaslighting thing the bot sent the
  132. 4:26message like [ __ ] you stupid Monitor and
  133. 4:28it offered less than 50% of what he
  134. 4:30offered he agreed to the bot that's
  135. 4:32[ __ ] go no that's not what supposed
  136. 4:33to happen dude what do you mean no it's
  137. 4:34not supposed to I hope he's not too
  138. 4:37mad dude he's going to beat your ass the
  139. 4:39seller was late to our meeting which
  140. 4:41gave me time to think about my strategy
  141. 4:43I'm going to poop my pants I shouldn't
  142. 4:45have drank coffee I'm going to poop I
  143. 4:47was corn dogging bad but it didn't phase
  144. 4:49me I had to lock in hey how you going no
  145. 4:52no it's all good your mom or something
  146. 4:54yeah I lied so she she told you about I
  147. 4:57use this for like for gaming yeah Just
  148. 5:00One gaming Just One gaming yeah yeah is
  149. 5:02it good I mean it seems all right yeah I
  150. 5:04was wondering why you accepted such an
  151. 5:06aggressive message from my mom oh no I I
  152. 5:10I didn't feel that way what do you mean
  153. 5:12it didn't feel that way I'm interested
  154. 5:14in that flickering mess that you call a
  155. 5:15monitor you didn't what do you mean you
  156. 5:17didn't yeah you said like 20 bucks yep
  157. 5:19thank you man I appreciate it I had
  158. 5:20secured the monitor but I couldn't get
  159. 5:22rid of a nagging feeling dude I feel
  160. 5:24kind of bad
  161. 5:26why that I didn't get it for less money
  162. 5:29wo
  163. 5:31[Music]
  164. 5:34wow nice feet
  165. 5:36broe the bot works first try nothing I
  166. 5:39make ever works first try why would you
  167. 5:41say that why would you say
  168. 5:44[Music]
  169. 5:48that oh hey guys didn't see you there
  170. 5:51come on let me catch up on uh what's
  171. 5:53been happening it all started right here
  172. 5:54when I sat down to buy the second thing
  173. 5:56from Facebook oh your account has been
  174. 5:57banned go [ __ ] yourself idiot was all
  175. 5:59right I thought this was going to happen
  176. 6:01I have multiple accounts let's try the
  177. 6:02next account and the next account and
  178. 6:04the next account every single one has
  179. 6:05been banned so I contacted my cousin in
  180. 6:08Pakistan he gave me the link to a site
  181. 6:11where I can just buy Facebook accounts
  182. 6:13then I had 50 Pakistani Facebook
  183. 6:14accounts and they weren't getting banned
  184. 6:15but then they couldn't message anyone
  185. 6:17they get prompted for phone number
  186. 6:18verification because Facebook doesn't
  187. 6:20trust them so I do the next logical
  188. 6:21thing we're going to Best Buy prepaid
  189. 6:22SIM cards baby oops you're about 20
  190. 6:24years too late prepaid sim card
  191. 6:26companies recycle phone numbers so every
  192. 6:28single one has already been use to make
  193. 6:30a Facebook account I've become desperate
  194. 6:31I need better quality accounts so I go
  195. 6:34on gry market account forums and finally
  196. 6:36I find legitimate looking accounts and
  197. 6:38you know what happens they still get
  198. 6:39banned why why I start to think why I
  199. 6:41got good accounts I got my software
  200. 6:43written I'm using a VPN oh maybe it's
  201. 6:46the VPN so I start researching normally
  202. 6:48when they log into Facebook everyone has
  203. 6:49a different IP address but people using
  204. 6:51a VPN all look like they're coming from
  205. 6:53the same IP address I am massively
  206. 6:55simplifying so 100,000 requests from the
  207. 6:57same place make it pretty obvious that
  208. 6:58that IP address is a VPN companies will
  209. 7:00keep a big list of these addresses
  210. 7:02they're called known proxy lists so
  211. 7:04Facebook trusts these accounts less well
  212. 7:05then how did I get around this if you
  213. 7:07guessed I went back to the store to buy
  214. 7:09more SIM cards so I can use some like
  215. 7:10little Wi-Fi hotspots then you are
  216. 7:12probably a scammer but you are you're
  217. 7:14right and it kind of works now I had to
  218. 7:15do a couple more things to get it fully
  219. 7:16functional but if I say those things
  220. 7:18YouTube will get mad at me so I'll put
  221. 7:19them on patreon instead good plug classy
  222. 7:21plug give me your money with the bot
  223. 7:23done there's only really one responsible
  224. 7:25thing left to do and that's to Gaslight
  225. 7:28some elderly people on Facebook
  226. 7:31[Music]
  227. 7:32Marketplace no time no time ignore it
  228. 7:35ignore it IGN it ignore it buying don't
  229. 7:38worry about it
  230. 7:41okay five bucks huh don't make me laugh
  231. 7:44hello hey how you going nice to meet oh
  232. 7:46yep that's my waifu looks beautiful it's
  233. 7:49giant I've never seen like that big you
  234. 7:51said uh $3 you have any trouble selling
  235. 7:53it a lot of people have asked not a lot
  236. 7:55of people buying how about going man
  237. 7:57yeah than I got it I got it
  238. 8:00I want a motorcycle helmet listen up
  239. 8:02champ that's a lot to ask for a helmet
  240. 8:04with scuff marks you get a lot of people
  241. 8:06asking about it what I first posted it
  242. 8:07not so much but then the last few days
  243. 8:09I've been getting bombarded with
  244. 8:11messages uh welder to to weld things you
  245. 8:14know what do you weld uh I started doing
  246. 8:16uh steel sculptures and now I just uh I
  247. 8:19make uh pillows out of exotic animals
  248. 8:21okay like zebra and giraffe looks like
  249. 8:23it's got everything do you have any
  250. 8:25trouble selling it yeah like the female
  251. 8:26Bots at low ball you yeah Bots why would
  252. 8:29I send you just one or two or three
  253. 8:31everyone I message it's at least five
  254. 8:32Bots all o balling them all at the same
  255. 8:34time actually it's over the course of 24
  256. 8:36hours to make it not arise suspicion let
  257. 8:37me read you some of my favorite messages
  258. 8:39that the Bots have sent so far hey there
  259. 8:42I should mention that I've given each
  260. 8:43bot a different personality by just
  261. 8:45tweaking the chat GPT prompt hey there
  262. 8:47yeah I'm super interested in your
  263. 8:49Lincoln Electric MIG welder since I'm
  264. 8:51saving up for an epic trip to Japan I
  265. 8:53was wondering if you'd accept $65 for it
  266. 8:56AR we
  267. 8:57got what the [ __ ] I said that [ __ ] to a
  268. 9:00real person hey there I saw you're
  269. 9:02listing for the ratcheting wrenches my
  270. 9:04college textbook fees have been really
  271. 9:05breaking the bank and my spirit would
  272. 9:07you maybe consider selling them for
  273. 9:09$15 all right I'm over it this stuff is
  274. 9:12cool but remember I want to buy a
  275. 9:14motorcycle so let's see which ones we
  276. 9:16can afford oh none of them cuz I blew
  277. 9:19the entire Budget on Pakistani Facebook
  278. 9:21account seriously though I want
  279. 9:22something cheap like a fixer upper you
  280. 9:24know it's something I can use all these
  281. 9:25tools I just bought Boom come full
  282. 9:27circle call back previously in the video
  283. 9:29Boom YouTube video good also those
  284. 9:31accounts were really expensive so
  285. 9:33nothing too nice like this it's cool but
  286. 9:36this guy is a little too honestly it's
  287. 9:37pretty sweet but I don't think there's
  288. 9:39anything wrong with it that's kind of
  289. 9:40cool it's only $1,000 oh wait this is
  290. 9:42not even a
  291. 9:44well this is it I'm sending the final
  292. 9:46message for the motorcycle I've
  293. 9:48gaslighted this person with every bot
  294. 9:50that I have and uh it's time for me to
  295. 9:51message him I'm
  296. 9:55nervous yes yes yes yes yes God damn
  297. 9:59what the
  298. 10:04[ __ ] anyways I got the motorcycle
  299. 10:07today's a day today's a day cuz my
  300. 10:10tailgate one of the cables is broken
  301. 10:14gate yeah on our way to finally pick up
  302. 10:16the motorcycle oh wow she's beautiful
  303. 10:19hello oh it looks great you said it it
  304. 10:21runs fine well it has in a long time
  305. 10:24don't worry I didn't understand that
  306. 10:26either cuz most of the audio from this
  307. 10:27is completely useless which is fine it's
  308. 10:30fine what ended up happening is I closed
  309. 10:32the deal secured the bike and all that
  310. 10:33really matters is that the motorcycle
  311. 10:35looks [ __ ] sick oh man okay so it's
  312. 10:38not legally or technically a motorcycle
  313. 10:40but you guys are missing the point what
  314. 10:41you should be asking is how much money
  315. 10:43did the bot save me on this 20-year-old
  316. 10:45broken down not running moped I got this
  317. 10:47bad boy for 15% off and if you remember
  318. 10:50the average person gets 11.6% off
  319. 10:53meaning the bot saved me
  320. 10:54$34 off the purchase of this ,000
  321. 10:57vehicle let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ]
  322. 10:59go and yes I did spend $6 or $700 on
  323. 11:03Pakistani Facebook accounts to make the
  324. 11:04bot run and no the moped does not run
  325. 11:08yet so I'm pretty good at computers and
  326. 11:10electronics type of stuff but engines
  327. 11:11have always just been like a little bit
  328. 11:13witchcraft type [ __ ] so I don't know
  329. 11:15what's wrong with it immediately it
  330. 11:16makes a noise like the starter motor
  331. 11:18makes a noise but the engine just
  332. 11:19doesn't start but I only imagine it
  333. 11:20could be like the oil there's a lot of
  334. 11:22metal on metal contact in an engine and
  335. 11:24the oil helps to cut down on the
  336. 11:25friction between the parts if someone
  337. 11:26changes their oil often it means they
  338. 11:28take good care of the mopz attension
  339. 11:30it's it's Italian that means it's the
  340. 11:32original filter this thing's 15 years
  341. 11:34old that's not great but let's try nope
  342. 11:37it was not the oil it could be the
  343. 11:39carburetor bad carburetors are like a
  344. 11:40mythical scary thing but they're
  345. 11:42actually just like a glorified spray
  346. 11:43bottle see Gasoline by itself isn't all
  347. 11:45that powerful but when you mix it with
  348. 11:46air by turning it into a Mist that's
  349. 11:48what happens in your engine and that's
  350. 11:49really all this little [ __ ] does so
  351. 11:51I'm just going to watch a YouTube video
  352. 11:52on how to clean it kind of like how I'm
  353. 11:53watching a YouTube video right now about
  354. 11:55carburetors so I can teach you guys how
  355. 11:56carburetors work also the carburetor was
  356. 11:58not the problem it could be the spark
  357. 12:00plug it does what the name is it's just
  358. 12:02a spark and it lights that gas on fire
  359. 12:04sometimes they stop sparking but this
  360. 12:05one Sparks so this definitely won't be
  361. 12:06what fixes it oh oh
  362. 12:10oh yeah yeah I'm the [ __ ] best
  363. 12:14sometimes it you don't even have to know
  364. 12:16what fixes something you know you just
  365. 12:17take it apart put it back together and
  366. 12:18then it it works again and sometimes you
  367. 12:20weld truck nuts to your moped to justify
  368. 12:22buying a welder it's just how life
  369. 12:25is so I think we can conclude that the
  370. 12:27ball was a success it's sa me 34
  371. 12:29on this bad boy and all we had to do was
  372. 12:31systematically Gaslight a bunch of
  373. 12:32people on Facebook marketplace now I did
  374. 12:34end up telling them about the Bots those
  375. 12:35were all me were you yeah it was all us
  376. 12:38on like separate accounts four five
  377. 12:40maybe Were Us it was like a bot it was
  378. 12:42like a bot yeah and I ended up paying
  379. 12:44them the full original asking price for
  380. 12:46what they were selling cuz I felt bad
  381. 12:47but I just wanted to see if it would
  382. 12:48work and it did and it saved me $34
  383. 12:57[Music]
  384. 13:01thanks for watching if you enjoyed the
  385. 13:02video uh let it simmer in your brain and
  386. 13:04your subconscious for the next couple
  387. 13:06days if you didn't then don't do that if
  388. 13:08you like the shirt I've been wearing my
  389. 13:10girlfriend made it and I'm selling it
  390. 13:11now and my girlfriend says if I sell
  391. 13:13enough I could win a personal pan pizza
  392. 13:15from Pizza Hut so please it's a really
  393. 13:17nice high quality Hawaiian shirt it's
  394. 13:18like oh [ __ ] high quality Hawaiian shirt
  395. 13:20it's got a quirky little spam be pattern
  396. 13:22on it it's really nice so if you're
  397. 13:23interested you can go here and go to
  398. 13:24this website if you want to buy it and
  399. 13:26uh yeah that's it thanks for watching
  400. 13:27I'll see you guys in um in 2 seconds for
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