피닉스 출시 기념 젠존제 갤러리 탐방하기.. (디시인사이드 탐방) — Transcript

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1. 0:12Yes, hello. I've returned with another
2. 0:16DC Inside tangent. That Phynix PV was
3. 0:19released recently, right? To sum it up
4. 0:22in one sentence, it’s just hilarious.
5. 0:25Ah, it’s freaking funny. I hope you
6. 0:26all check it out at least once. Let’s
7. 0:29see what kind of trash posts are there
8. 0:31this time. What is that, customer?
9. 0:33That’s as big as it gets? Please just
10. 0:35do it normally, customer. The important
11. 0:40thing is technique. It’s small
12. 0:41because it’s a tiny one. Lend me that
13. 0:43hula hoop for a second. Damn. Uh. Kill,
14. 0:48die. It’s a secret, but die. Uh. Oh.
15. 0:55Is it already time to sleep? Wow, this
16. 1:00crazy bastard is something. Ah, ugh,
17. 1:04damn it, it stinks. What is this
18. 1:07rotting smell? I apologize. That Phynix
19. 1:14is taking a dump? No way, that Phynix
20. 1:17is taking a dump? That Phynix, who is
21. 1:21much prettier and more beautiful than
22. 1:23the other faction members, is spreading
23. 1:25her legs wide and grunting while taking
24. 1:26a dump? The number two of the Black
25. 1:29Faction, where did that dignity go? Is
26. 1:32she really letting out a thick,
27. 1:34rotting-smelling turd with gasping
28. 1:36moans like some kind of delinquent,
29. 1:38wiggling her flushed toes from the
30. 1:40excitement of pushing, not knowing who
31. 1:42might see her, while her legs are
32. 1:44spread wide? I cannot believe it. Damn,
33. 1:50this is a post I’ll end up seeing
34. 1:51again. I’m sorry. Who is it? Who made
35. 1:54such a huge mess in the bathroom? Uh,
36. 1:57I’m sorry. I had urgent diarrhea
37. 2:00again. I mean, you’ve been in the
38. 2:03bathroom once, but to this extent?
39. 2:05It’s not even a big poop if you just
40. 2:06go. For this Phynix, who has so many
41. 2:10issues, the HoYoverse official top-up
42. 2:12center is offering new benefits.
43. 2:14Let’s watch the ad. So, ZZ-Phone
44. 2:18problem. The Agent appearing in the
45. 2:21first half of version 3.3 is, uh Me.
46. 2:25Then do you know about the discount
47. 2:26event at the official top-up center? Uh
48. 2:28, obviously. Then can you explain the
49. 2:31benefits in detail? You should be good
50. 2:33at it, right? Um. Since Phynix died
51. 2:37again, I’ll explain instead. You all
52. 2:39know that the HoYoverse official top-up
53. 2:41center provides benefits, right? But
54. 2:43they are offering new benefits during
55. 2:46version 3.3 as well. How to get the
56. 2:49benefits is really simple. First, go to
57. 2:51the site I linked and log in. Verifying
58. 2:54your server is essential, and then just
59. 2:56make a purchase. You get up to a 3%
60. 2:57discount for the first 10 purchases,
61. 3:00and it’s applied randomly for other
62. 3:02products. If you make your first
63. 3:04purchase with 6,480 Monochrome, you can
64. 3:07get a fixed 3%discount. Ah, and since
65. 3:10they give an additional 300 Polychrome
66. 3:12for your first purchase, and the "add
67. 3:13to desktop" bonus for 20,000 Dennies
68. 3:15and 20 Polychrome is always ongoing,
69. 3:16make sure to do it if you haven't yet.
70. 3:19The discount is only available during
71. 3:21version 3.3, so don't forget to claim
72. 3:24your benefits. Lopo, look at this. I'm
73. 3:28eating it. I'm eating the hell out of
74. 3:30it. Mention another girl one more time,
75. 3:32and I'll eat everything here and die.
76. 3:34You'll die a fake death. I'm going to
77. 3:37die for real. I'm the true
78. 3:38thousand-soldier. What? You're dying?
79. 3:44You crazy [ __ ] riding your dead dad's
80. 3:45corpse, die, you [ __ ] [ __ ]. Look at
81. 3:49this. I've even got lines on my wrists,
82. 3:52woohoo. Ugh, seriously, this stew just
83. 3:57keeps giving me goosebumps. Norma's
84. 4:00small detail. Her mouth turns into a
85. 4:02cat's snout when she walks. By any
86. 4:04chance, can you show me how it looks
87. 4:06when she walks? What could that mean?
88. 4:18Just die, please. What is this? Ah,
89. 4:23damn, I really feel a wall here. Wow,
90. 4:26what does this mean? The Black Branches
91. 4:29are all related to death. Phoenix dies
92. 4:32and resurrects, Dia-lin hears the
93. 4:34voices of the dead, Promia is a
94. 4:36murderer directly, Vanark is a killer
95. 4:39robot indirectly, Zao is cutely deadly,
96. 4:42and since they died, they resurrect and
97. 4:44join the Black Branches.
98. 4:47>> Ah, a surprise attack? That's amazing.
99. 4:50Sunna, stop sending your mother away.
100. 4:52Among them, Zao and Phoenix also have
101. 4:55superstar qualities, yeah. You copied
102. 5:02Gyu-bok. Hmm. Gyu-bok from version 3
103. 5:07isn't like that. I'm in a rush. Hurry.
104. 5:10Oh, sorry. Ah, it's there. Ah, sorry.
105. 5:14Because I'm in a rush. I told you. I'm
106. 5:18in a hurry. Ah, there. Who is it? Who's
107. 5:32making such a loud noise in the
108. 5:33bathroom? This is the truth without
109. 5:39Ungna. The official average is a total
110. 5:43lunatic, oh [ __ ]. Uh. Wow, my pocket,
111. 5:50there's no room to stay. Honestly,
112. 5:53Nangu-do doesn't have the right to say
113. 5:55anything to Sunna; what's the
114. 5:57difference between waving a meteor
115. 5:59hammer and a flail, and what you're
116. 6:01doing? Nangu-do's scene sense is trash,
117. 6:04so he doesn't have the right to tell
118. 6:06Sunna to leave. Sunna, are you done
119. 6:10using it? Sunna, what did you say to
120. 6:13the Master? Okay, just get out for now,
121. 6:17uh, uh, yeah. Are you done with your
122. 6:21business? Do you even have one attached
123. 6:28?
124. 6:28>> Son, stop saying weird things. A lot of
125. 6:31newbies have joined, what will people
126. 6:33think if they see this? Anyone would
127. 6:36think Lindberg holds the handle to walk
128. 6:38, and they'd think these two are a
129. 6:40couple, and the top training girl would
130. 6:42be considered number one trash. And
131. 6:45they'd think this one is a dementia
132. 6:47patient, and they'd mistake Pyton for
133. 6:48doing something else, right? So pull
134. 6:51yourself together. Lastly, even if your
135. 6:54face isn't visible, stop filming naked
136. 6:56in front of people. Do you want to show
137. 6:59off your mom that much? Mom isn't much
138. 7:01different either. Mommy, you crazy jerk
139. 7:04. I decided to join after seeing this
140. 7:06post. After seeing this post, I
141. 7:09immediately downloaded the game called
142. 7:11"Zelless Existenz." Destroy Phoenix.
143. 7:13Destroy Suda. Do you have a favorite
144. 7:15idol? I don't like NewJeans, I like BTS
145. 7:19. Ah, what is this? You, you, what's
146. 7:23that on your waist? Oh, [ __ ]. But I'm
147. 7:30just so lonely. I trusted you, Boong-eo
148. 7:34Samang-ko, but now I don't even deserve
149. 7:36to be called Boong-eo Samang-ko. I'm
150. 7:39Boong-eo Samang-hae. It’s so good.
151. 7:45Give it to me. Damn it, it's so unfair,
152. 7:50why are you doing this? Oh, seriously.
153. 7:57He must be crazy. Could it be that I
154. 8:00actually have the power to resurrect
155. 8:02too? I mean, after doing something
156. 8:05really intense, I’d get dizzy and
157. 8:07pass out, but I'd be fine the next day.
158. 8:09Could it be? Hey, that’s not dying.
159. 8:15It looks like this guy didn't resurrect
160. 8:17. Shall we wrap up this video here? Yes
161. 8:21.