ДОКТОР НОУВЕР РАСКРЫЛ ВЕСЬ СВОЙ СЮЖЕТ!! — Transcript

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1. 0:00What?
2. 0:01My favorite YouTuber, Doctor Nover, has
3. 0:03finally released a proper 13-minute
4. 0:05video after over a year.
5. 0:08That's it, cancel my sleep, I’m watching
6. 0:10.
7. 0:26Man, I'm absolutely losing it.
8. 0:29Yeah, I know about "New Year," but if
9. 0:30you count a sixteen-second rain of pink
10. 0:32men as a new narrative horror, then
11. 0:34every voice message of mine on Telegram
12. 0:36is a short film.
13. 0:38I did my last Nover breakdown while I
14. 0:40was dying with a tube in my lung. I
15. 0:41actually almost kicked the bucket, by
16. 0:43the way. Never gonna forget that.
17. 0:45After that, I was waiting for a sequel
18. 0:47to Smile Hood, but instead, I got a
19. 0:49nature lesson.
20. 0:52So yeah, today we'll figure out who the
21. 0:53Heliogens are, how it connects to the
22. 0:55old videos, and where the hell the
23. 0:57second episode of Smile Hood went.
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47. 2:04>> In the beginning, there was Sol—a
48. 2:07massive solar god.
49. 2:09He sat on a soft throne at the edge of
50. 2:11the universe, listening to the sound of
51. 2:13water, humming quietly, and simply, uh,
52. 2:15producing life.
53. 2:18So, the old man is sitting there,
54. 2:19humming, while Syners appear down below
55. 2:21, and then Sol just went and died.
56. 2:23>> And Sol died. Rest in peace.
57. 2:25>> Trillions of lights scattered from him.
58. 2:28Those are the stars. According to the
59. 2:30video's lore, every star is one of his
60. 2:32wounds.
61. 2:32So, when you look at the starry sky, you
62. 2:35are looking at holes in a god's corpse.
63. 2:37Yup. From the stars are born Heliogens—
64. 2:40pieces of Sol's body and soul that
65. 2:42scattered across the cosmos and began
66. 2:44changing everything around them.
67. 2:46Some grew into gods on different lands.
68. 2:49There are many lands here, by the way.
69. 2:52And the afterlife here basically has its
70. 2:55own service organization.
71. 2:58If a god of a certain land dies, souls
72. 2:59can get stuck there forever.
73. 3:02They didn't provide a replacement, just
74. 3:04like at my old job. Just kidding, I’m
75. 3:07unemployed.
76. 3:08For humans, there's one rule: see a
77. 3:09Heliogen in its true form, and you might
78. 3:12get sucked into a solar fractal.
79. 3:14It’s an endless pattern of a shattered
80. 3:16Heliogen face, and you’re trapped inside
81. 3:19it. Of all the cases the narrators know
82. 3:21of, only one girl has managed to escape
83. 3:24the fractal. Her name is Edith. No, not
84. 3:27that Edith, get that out of here. So who
85. 3:29is this Edith, anyway?
86. 3:31Edith is a legendary character from Dr.
87. 3:33Anower's Edith 20.
88. 3:36She goes to college, waters her flowers
89. 3:37, and tries to keep her parents from
90. 3:39constantly fighting.
91. 3:41One night, walking home from a party,
92. 3:43she sees a blinding light, hears a hum,
93. 3:45and stares straight at a heliogen.
94. 3:47What was he doing there? Hell if I know
95. 3:49, probably out partying too. This
96. 3:52heliogen is called the Sun Scarecrow.
97. 3:55He’s ancient, and according to the
98. 3:57narrator, he was once a cell from a
99. 3:59growth in Sol's cerebellum.
100. 4:02I’m not kidding, it literally says that
101. 4:03. Well, they didn't explain how Edith
102. 4:05actually got out of the fractal.
103. 4:07But they did identify exactly which part
104. 4:10of the brain this liminal entity crawled
105. 4:12out of, down to the very cell. Edith
106. 4:15spent about three trillion years in the
107. 4:18fractal. About? Who was keeping track?
108. 4:21Was someone sitting there at the
109. 4:23two-trillion mark with a stopwatch, and
110. 4:24then just said, "Just round it up, we've
111. 4:26got a video to post"? That would explain
112. 4:29why Dr. Anower posts videos so often.
113. 4:31During that time, she saw everything
114. 4:33there is to know.
115. 4:35Plants and animals grew from her body,
116. 4:37lived out their lives, and crumbled away
117. 4:39.
118. 4:41Then some force pulled her out, and she
119. 4:43found herself on Earth, coughing up
120. 4:46roots while her memories of the fractal
121. 4:48sank to the back of her mind.
122. 4:51Edith goes to her family, but it’s not
123. 4:54her family anymore. Their own Edith
124. 4:56disappeared 13 years ago, and the one
125. 4:58standing before them hasn't aged a day.
126. 5:00Who is this person, anyway? Get out of
127. 5:03here. They realize a stranger is
128. 5:05standing before them, but they stay
129. 5:07together anyway because they have no one
130. 5:10else.
131. 5:11By the way, there were no flowers on
132. 5:13this Earth before Edith, and then they
133. 5:15just started growing on her head on
134. 5:17their own.
135. 5:18The seeds scatter, and voilà, the whole
136. 5:21planet gets gardens.
137. 5:24Everything seems great, a happy ending,
138. 5:26until it turns out Edith is pregnant.
139. 5:30Who the father is, is unknown, but
140. 5:32considering who put her in that fractal
141. 5:34, I think the answer is obvious.
142. 5:38What am I even watching? What the hell?
143. 5:4690 days later, a boy is born, and he’s
144. 5:49glowing. Edith names him Periwinkle.
145. 5:53That’s a type of flower.
146. 5:56By the way, his name will pop up again
147. 5:58alongside the words "mass radiation
148. 6:01poisoning," but that's a pro, not a con
149. 6:03. Edith dies soon after, and researchers
150. 6:06extract her memories.
151. 6:08Oh sure, I think every Earthling knows
152. 6:10how to extract memories.
153. 6:12That’s where they got the whole story
154. 6:13about the fractal. I won't even ask how
155. 6:16this thing works. And then they start
156. 6:18mumbling at us.
157. 6:20There are some vague records about a
158. 6:22disease linked to Periwinkle.
159. 6:25Most people die, while some survivors
160. 6:28lose their hair, grow over four meters
161. 6:30tall, and gain a kind of clairvoyance.
162. 6:34To keep things straight, the giant bald
163. 6:36clairvoyants are the survivors.
164. 6:38Periwinkle is the glowing child linked
165. 6:41to the start of all this crap. 1,000
166. 6:43years later, records appear again. The
167. 6:46planet is now inhabited by Photonoids,
168. 6:49the sun-people.
169. 6:51And don't get this confused: Heliogens
170. 6:54came from the stars as pieces of Sol,
171. 6:56but Photonoids resulted from the human
172. 6:58survivors of Earth after the whole Edith
173. 7:00and Periwinkle saga.
174. 7:03Yes, they all have heads like
175. 7:05chandeliers, I get it, but one group is
176. 7:07pieces of a god, and the others are
177. 7:09humans after a rather unfortunate
178. 7:10contact between a Heliogen and a young
179. 7:12student.
180. 7:13And just so we don't get too comfortable
181. 7:16, a Photonoid war appears on screen.
182. 7:57It says they managed to use machines
183. 7:59that show you your loved ones being
184. 8:01tortured.
185. 8:02I’m already being tortured just watching
186. 8:04this; these machines are already
187. 8:05torturing people. Then the Onklagers
188. 8:08appear. They punish whatever they
189. 8:10consider to be a sin. For example, for
190. 8:13drawing a sun with a face or making a
191. 8:15baby cry. Or, I don't know, calling the
192. 8:18new episode of The Walten Files boring
193. 8:19trash. Uh, wait, do you hear that too?
194. 8:28What did I just watch? I am speaking as
195. 8:31the number one fan of Doctor Nowhere. I
196. 8:33don't call him a genius for nothing.
197. 8:36His old horror works had truly creepy
198. 8:38monsters and stories.
199. 8:40Just look at the boy in the bathtub. But
200. 8:42now, what is this? What wars? What
201. 8:44pregnancy of a student by a super-being
202. 8:48? What kind of [ __ ] is this? Where
203. 8:49is the second Smile Hood?
204. 8:57So, the most obvious character who fits
205. 8:59this mold is Jeppy.
206. 9:02He is explicitly called a representative
207. 9:03of the sun-people, meaning he is a
208. 9:05Photonoid.
209. 9:07Jeppy goes to work, his days blur into
210. 9:09one, and at home, he tinkers with his
211. 9:10little world.
212. 9:12In the new video, we're told that
213. 9:13Photonoids tend to create little worlds
214. 9:15for themselves and live in them.
215. 9:17So, it turns out this whole story isn't
216. 9:18about a person having a hard time in
217. 9:20real life and trying to cope with their
218. 9:22problems?
219. 9:23No, it turns out Jeppy is literally a
220. 9:26separate species. He doesn't create
221. 9:29these worlds because of any hardships,
222. 9:31traumas, or desires to escape reality,
223. 9:34but because that's how his biology works
224. 9:36.
225. 9:37So the author took an interesting, deep
226. 9:39story and reduced it to Jeppy just
227. 9:41following the instincts of his race.
228. 9:44Now his whole story is no deeper than
229. 9:46the behavior of a hamster digging a
230. 9:48burrow because nature told it to.
231. 9:51>> You know, that sounds like a [ __ ]
232. 9:53awesome idea!
233. 9:54>> The second malevolent entity is Longboy
234. 9:56Bonsai. The very one who doesn't like my
235. 9:59face.
236. 10:00His photo with a caption is in the new
237. 10:03video.
238. 10:05His name is Loren Bonsai, he is 153
239. 10:07years old in the shot, and "Longboy" is
240. 10:10slang for the photonoids.
241. 10:12That's what they call a frail old man. I
242. 10:15don't know why we need this information
243. 10:17, but whatever.
244. 10:19For now, these are all the characters
245. 10:20from Doctor Nowhere's videos that fit
246. 10:22this lore.
247. 10:23The others are likely located on
248. 10:26so-called other earths.
249. 10:35Ten months ago, Nowhere wrote that the
250. 10:37script for the second Smileheim episode
251. 10:38was ready, the storyboards were nearly
252. 10:40done, and voice acting was the main
253. 10:42holdup.
254. 10:44Later, he released a "The Long Run"
255. 10:46poster and said he hoped to release the
256. 10:48episode before August. And the premise
257. 10:50is actually really interesting.
258. 10:52A man who's reached rock bottom gets a
259. 10:54job with the mysterious Orlow Bloom in a
260. 10:56small town.
261. 11:00But after some time, Nowhere said that
262. 11:02Smileheim would have to be delayed until
263. 11:04he finished a few things.
264. 11:06In the same post, he specifically
265. 11:08mentioned episodes about the heliogens
266. 11:09and the cow.
267. 11:11And fine, Smileheim is understandable,
268. 11:13but I was at least expecting the cow
269. 11:15episode by Halloween. The poster
270. 11:17indicated late October or early November
271. 11:19. Later it turned out to be a story
272. 11:22about some guy and his pet cow. And,
273. 11:24damn, it sounds interesting.
274. 11:26But as of November 6th, there is neither
275. 11:29a second Smileheim nor a cow story on
276. 11:31the channel.
277. 11:32It's a shame.
278. 11:38Anyway, it didn't click for me.
279. 11:40I really expected Doctor Nowhere to
280. 11:42churn out quality content after a year,
281. 11:45but a student getting pregnant by a
282. 11:47demigod and birthing some god-man who
283. 11:49starts the Fourth Tire World War?
284. 11:53We'll wait for the second Smileheim,
285. 11:55since after the first one, I was
286. 11:56genuinely curious about what would
287. 11:58happen next. And here, I thought a few
288. 12:01times, "Oh, here we go." And every time
289. 12:04, I got screwed. Towards the end, the
290. 12:06narrator says that if you see a flash
291. 12:08and hear a hum, you need to leave
292. 12:10immediately. They could've [ __ ] said
293. 12:12that at the beginning.