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0:01Why aren't you reviewing Battle of
0:05Psychics?
0:06Oh,
0:07damn, we need it, what, 29,000 seasons?
0:18Do you know the difference between a
0:20psychic and a bag of trash? If you do,
0:22then you're probably a psychic. But
0:24don't get me wrong, I'm not crazy
0:26enough to talk about mages without a
0:27special amulet. This is Aruto's
0:31bulletproof vest. And it, as we know,
0:34protects not only from a nuclear strike
0:36, but also from Oleg Sankom. Kivlar,
0:38you know.
0:39God, how could I not understand?
0:41No, it's us who didn't understand when
0:43Battle of Psychics became popular again
0:45. It's just that if we as a society
0:47decided to get something from 2017,
0:49then why obscurantists and not fidget
0:51spinners or depacito? Yeah, even Pokon
0:54Go is a mouthful for these mages. But
0:56no, the overall audience of people
0:58interested in mysticism has grown by 30
1:00%. From 7.3 million people in 2023 to
1:039.5 million, and continues to grow
1:06steadily. Almost half of Russian
1:08citizens have a positive attitude
1:09toward esotericism, including astrology
1:11and fortune-telling. That's why today
1:13we're reviewing two winners of the
1:15Battle of Psychics. The Sheps brothers,
1:18how would you define your main talent?
1:20.
1:21Contact with the world of the dead.
1:22Well, besides their similarities, they
1:24share popularity with girls, a business
1:26removing curses, and a concussion,
1:28because there's no platform 9.3/4 at
1:30Kudsky Station. But there are
1:32differences. The eldest is Alexander.
1:34He has the image of a sophisticated
1:36magician who knows exactly who he is
1:38and who he is not.
1:39I'm not a dessert or a cherry. My name
1:41is Alexander Shepson.
1:42Well, don't take him seriously anyway.
1:44He's this sick, schizoid person. Oleg
1:47Sheps is Nevishenka's younger brother.
1:49Basically, the same old story, only
1:50twilight, and younger. He, too,
1:52couldn't find a job in his field and,
1:53following his brother, began traveling
1:55around villages, telling alcoholics
1:56that everything was cursed. So, get
1:58comfortable. Today we'll delve into the
2:00afterlife, where incredible acting,
2:03tons of black clothes, and magnificent
2:06spells await us. It must be good to be
2:09a medium. Spirits will always tell you
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2:33without the surprises of a haunted
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3:22Alexander Sheps, winner of the
3:24fourteenth season of the Battle of
3:26Psychics, which aired back in 2013.
3:28This guy has been in the game for 12
3:30years. He knows more people in the
3:32afterlife than a ninety-year-old
3:33grandfather. Have you contacted any
3:35famous people who have died?
3:37Napoleon, of course, and Yesenin.
3:39Napoleon, this is the winner of the
3:41fourteenth Battle of Psychics on TNT
3:42speaking to you. What was he sucking?
3:46To win his first season, Alexander only
3:48needed a standard magic set: a knife
3:50and some matches, which he heated up.
3:52Parents want to know why their son fell
3:54from a balcony. We heat the knife. A
3:56woman has lost a bunch of relatives. We
3:57heat the knife. A plane carrying a
3:59hockey team crashed. Thank God the
4:00knife is still warm. In short,
4:02everything was just to make mothers cry
4:03and the ratings roll in. And popularity
4:05didn't take long to follow. Today,
4:06interviews with him are getting
4:08millions of views, and his page on the
4:10forbidden network has 618,000
4:11subscribers. That's when Sanka's flask
4:13started whistling.
4:14If we go really deep, yes, then we are
4:16a weapon in the hands of God.
4:18And if we go really, really deep,
4:19you're running through on camera
4:21in autumn sneakers. And a weapon in the
4:23hands of God. Just imagine how he
4:26crushed Buzova. They almost kicked her
4:28out of the Illuminati lobby.
4:29Do you really think there's only one
4:32Olga Buzova? How many are there?
4:34Well, let's count. Party-loving, Udmurt
4:36, smart. She died in 2010, never having
4:38become popular.
4:39Just think about this information. I
4:41won't go into it any further.
4:42No, go into it.
4:44Those of you who sometimes see their
4:47idols as very different, think about it
4:51.
4:51And, like, somewhere around the country
4:53there's a truck full of Buzovas, and
4:55there's Buzova the engineer, a
4:56Buzova-loving, communist Buzova, but,
4:58damn, the guy who decides who gets out
5:00always takes the one closest to the
5:01door.
5:02My dears, are you okay with that?
5:05Who studied at the Leningrad school
5:07back then, learning English, German? Do
5:10you remember how she chose German?
5:12So how could I remember? I just
5:13recognized her.
5:14See?
5:15Amazing.
5:17He doesn't need any proof. At least
5:19that Ruth had a wife high up. Believe
5:21it or not. And here, you remember how
5:23Buzova studied German. No? So, the
5:26silent book.
5:27Amazing.
5:28And it all began on November 26, 1986,
5:31in Samara, when the future medium was
5:34born. Alexander graduated from School
5:36No. 82 and entered a theater institute.
5:38However, his studies didn't last long.
5:40I had missed classes at the institute,
5:41even though I didn't even have a single
5:43C, and I was expelled in my second year
5:45.
5:45As a result, Sheps had to find his
5:46place and change many professions. He
5:48was a presenter, musician, photographer
5:51, model, chairman of the Tokio Hotel
5:53fan club in Samara, an MC, and even a
5:55DJ nicknamed Alex Energy. On a Samara
5:57TV channel, he was one of the hosts of
5:59the program "Agents of Public Control."
6:01And here you have no fangs, no
6:02incantations, just the good old cringe
6:04of regional TV. The agents of public
6:06control, Fathers and Souls,
6:07congratulate all Samara residents and
6:09residents of the province on this
6:10bright holiday, the New Year.
6:12And imagine, all this with the voices
6:13of the dead in his head, because he
6:15sensed his abilities as a child.
6:17I've seen them since childhood. The
6:19first time I heard a dead voice was at
6:20the dacha, when I was sitting alone,
6:22picking at the coals with a knife. The
6:23dead voice said, "What the are you
6:25doing?" I'll note that I heard it, not
6:26saw it. The moment I noticed the
6:28woman's ghost, my knife heated up. I
6:30swung it and drew a rune. Of course,
6:32more often than not, people see ghosts
6:34not before heating a knife, but after
6:36heating a spoon. Oh well, a child
6:37wouldn't see it, but something else
6:39bothers me. It turns out that at some
6:42point, the otherworldly forces
6:43whispered something like, "You know
6:45what a cool nickname would be?" Alex
6:47Energy. I only have one idea whose
6:49spirit could have suggested this.
6:50That's
6:50why my name is John Dollar. I
6:53knew it was a restless soul. But in
6:552007, Sasha found a more practical
6:57voice in his head that said, "You
6:58should screw people." Which is what
7:00Sheps quickly did. According to a local
7:02forum, he announced a casting call for
7:04the show "Ready for Everything" in
7:05Samara, collected five-khatka
7:06apartments for those willing to
7:07participate, and then safely departed
7:09for Moscow. Naturally, there was no
7:11show, and fame hunters are still on the
7:13forum to this day discussing how bad
7:15Sheps is.
7:16That's sincere.
7:17Thank you, Sasha.
7:18The offer to file a complaint never
7:19materialized. Why did it remain a
7:21mystery? Maybe 500 rubles is the wrong
7:23amount, or maybe it's witchcraft. Any
7:25legal troubles?
7:26No.
7:27But those are all petty pranks. The big
7:29game began when Sheps was offered a
7:31spot on Russian television's biggest
7:33show, the Battle of Psychics. And he's
7:35still hanging around there. Psychics
7:36taking revenge. Psychics investigating.
7:38Psychics fighting the strongest. I'm
7:40sure when it comes to the show "
7:42Psychics in Bed," Alexander will be the
7:44first to arrive with a keg of beer and
7:46a watermelon under his arm to show off
7:47his toughness. Come on,
7:49guys, you're so strong.
7:52So, let's get started. A village,
7:54alcoholics. What could possibly go
7:56wrong? Why is this village dying? It's
7:59not the vodka, is it? Is it the
8:00hopelessness of the backwoods or the
8:02suicide virus? The
8:03suicide virus.
8:04Or maybe it's the curse of a captured
8:06German?
8:06, it looks like we really can't do
8:08without Sheps.
8:09But will the dead of this village help
8:11Alexander Sheps figure out what's going
8:13on here? What's
8:14going on here?
8:15And Arnold Pizdobolsky will be helping
8:17him with that. A hereditary
8:19schizophrenic witch. He uses alcoholics
8:21and homeless people in his rituals.
8:22Winner of the thirteenth battle of the
8:24most fucked-up and wearer of a silver
8:26jacket. Almost like a shaman. He won
8:28the Houdini Prize, 2 million rubles,
8:30for proving his psychic abilities. But
8:33he still hasn't managed to prove this
8:35fact to anyone. He says the cameras
8:37malfunctioned, and there was no way to
8:40re-record. It
8:41smells of death here. I'm home. Go look
8:49for a green fence. A
8:51green fence?
8:54The dead gave the medium a clue,
8:56but it's too complicated.
8:57But how to decipher it?
9:01What green fence?
9:04Go look for a polar bear. What polar
9:08bear? I don't give you an Oscar, you
9:16leave like a Barbie doll. It
9:20was completely unclear where to go, but
9:22one thing was becoming clear. The
9:24village is dying because of the polar
9:26bear.
9:27We need to find some green fence. I
9:30don't understand what this means.
9:31It seemed completely absurd.
9:33Yeah,.
9:34Sasha, wait, wait. In
9:36my head, I just keep thinking, "Go look
9:38." Green fences. I'm
9:40just stating reality. People whose
9:42friends and relatives have actually
9:44died are chasing DJ Alex Energy,
9:46looking for a green fence to stop the
9:49deaths and survive. How's your evening
9:51going?
9:51Here it is. Here it is. What's
9:53there, Sanya? Here's the
9:54green fence.
9:56Oh, well, we can go back to drinking.
9:58No one else is going to die.
9:59The dead are standing and nodding their
10:01heads.
10:02Bro, you better tell me, why do you
10:03have such fangs? What, are you a
10:05vampire too? Go on, grow gills and a
10:06crest like a brontosaurus. A fanged and
10:09busty medium with gills and a crest
10:11like a brontosaurus is about to find
10:13the damned fence. Quiet, shoo. What's
10:16wrong with you?
10:18Quick, stop,
10:19Sanya. Okay,. You broke the fence.
10:21They called you for help, and you're
10:23ruining the village.
10:24I'm like, "Don't let me leave you alone
10:31!" The Barbie doll in the window wants
10:34the lead role in the movie. Come here,
10:42Sasha. Sasha, help me., I caught
10:46an olive.
10:48Dear diary, I'm the legendary medium,
10:50the magician, but a common Bashkir
10:52fence proved stronger than me.
10:54Continuing my observation. There's
10:55something
10:56creepy there. You understand,
10:59that
11:00dancing Nick Vujicic.
11:04We'll find out later. Something was
11:06literally sucking Alexander into some
11:07kind of funnel.
11:08To me, it looks like Klkasty just
11:09crashed into the fence and got tired.
11:11But if the director decided it was a
11:13funnel, then go ahead. We later learned
11:16the bear was infected with the suicide
11:18virus. Arnold the artist never
11:20got around to helping him.
11:21Well, the village is saved in any case.
11:23The bear is gone. If anything, I have a
11:25card linked to the number. Of course,
11:31all this is not being staged
11:32out of pure love for art, but to gather
11:34as large an audience as possible, which
11:36will fill the pockets of his gothic
11:38jackets with money. Although, one would
11:40think, what's the point of all this? A
11:41way to get rich on the surface.
11:43If I had any psychic abilities, I'd
11:45make money on bets and the lottery.
11:48You're
11:49choosing money, which is where some of
11:51the dirtiest energies reside.
11:53Well, not the lottery, mind you. The
11:55money there is dirty. If you have clean
11:57money, we'll take it from you. Sheps's
11:59website has a huge selection of things
12:00to spend your salary, bonus, and
12:02grandma's pension on. Stones, amulets,
12:04bracelets, charms. There's even bed
12:06linen for 5,300. A Saturn print, as a
12:09symbol of wasted money. If you already
12:11have something to sleep on, get an
12:13amulet. The absolute height of the
12:14matrix is 175,000, and don't even think
12:16about it. If you start thinking, that's
12:18it, you won't buy anything. Or here's
12:20another ring for 120 grand, it's not
12:21bad. It easily detects any financial
12:23flows and slows down the aging process.
12:25And once again, it recognizes lies,
12:27regardless of the lunar cycle. But it's
12:28risky. You'll put it on and I'll be
12:30such a jerk. But the name is cool.
12:32Absolute matrix height, just like an
12:35amulet. Don't get me wrong. The
12:36selection of names on the site is
12:37incredibly wide. Jade Dance, Love Adept
12:40, Fiery Ascension, Other Power, Forest
12:43Kaleidoscope. It's as if the same guy
12:46who names men's shower gel did naming.
12:48But that's not all.
12:49How much does a personal meeting with
12:51you cost?
12:51Full luxury or what? Alexander conducts
12:53personal consultations, and according
12:55to the editor at TNT, there's a 26,000-
12:57person waiting list. He talks to dead
13:00relatives, advises on the best amulet
13:02to buy to avoid mistakes, and charms
13:04old women against scammers. Nothing new
13:06, really. But it really is hard to get
13:07in. 26,000 people. So we figured, well,
13:11we'd get in line and wait. And it turns
13:14out they're recruiting for the secret
13:16Provocateur meeting. So, does that suit
13:18us?
13:18What do we need to do to get into the
13:20meeting?
13:21This isn't just a meeting. It's an
13:22immersion into forbidden knowledge, the
13:24hidden mechanisms of reality, and the
13:26power of provocative thinking. We
13:28strongly ask you to keep all the
13:29details of this correspondence
13:31confidential.
13:32And when aren't they? A
13:33two-day immersion in an atmosphere of
13:35magic and sorcery awaits you for only
13:37220,000 rubles for new guests. I only
13:40managed to knock 20,000 off the price.
13:41That's still
13:42beyond my means. I only have 150,000 at
13:45my disposal. I'm mired in failures and
13:50setbacks. I need to change something.
13:54Do you have an installment plan?
13:56No. I'll
13:57find one. There's still space. How much
14:00time do I have?
14:01You still have until July 1st. I advise
14:04you not to put off your decision. Space
14:06is limited.
14:07Understood. Thank you. Goodbye. Until
14:10then. Hello. It's me again. Can you
14:15tell me how much a personal meeting
14:18costs? Maybe that's at least what it
14:21will cost.
14:21Hello. The cost of a personal meeting
14:23in Moscow is 50,000 rubles. If you're
14:25ready, write right now.
14:28I live in St. Petersburg. I can come. I
14:32need to ask for time off from work.
14:34What are the approximate dates?
14:36Tomorrow or the day after? What about
14:39the
14:39queue? There are 26,000 people there.
14:42Sanya, did you lie to us? What else did
14:46you lie to us about? Maybe the suicide
14:47virus and the curse of the captured
14:49German don't exist.
14:50That's sincerity.
14:51Thank you, Sasha.
14:52Sanya, well, the trust level has
14:53dropped to almost zero. Go ahead and
14:55deal with it. Maybe you'll surprise us
14:57with some miracles.
14:57I heard that you can understand a lot
15:00about a person by touch. How does that
15:02work anyway?
15:03Extra sensitivity.
15:04I get it. You just have to add an extra
15:06touch to everything you do, and there
15:07won't be any questions. Why did we take
15:09our last money? Extra randomness. But
15:11he certainly reads people like an open
15:13book. For example, Sheps came to
15:15Violetta Chikovana's podcast. TV
15:17presenter and Instagram blogger with
15:18732,000 followers. Are
15:20you a Taurus or an Aries?
15:21I'm an Aries.
15:22Wow. No
15:23one could have known.
15:24Feminine energy is flowing.
15:26If he also mentions my hair color, I'm
15:28deleting this video right now.
15:29More like two sisters.
15:31Yeah, he'd
15:32also go up to Borodiyana and be like, "
15:34Your husband is..." Yeah, a marsupial.
15:37Eva, who is she?
15:38My younger sister. Everything's fine.
15:41I'm just shocked right now. Sasha,
15:42Sasha, stop, don't finish reading,
15:44leave her at least one skeleton in the
15:46closet.
15:46I just don't understand how you did it.
15:48I don't talk about this anywhere on
15:50social media, my name, my sisters '
15:51names. So it's impossible to find out.
15:52Well, I don't know. I just somehow
15:53found out something right away. There's
15:54even something about my father and
15:55mother. He'll soon be so focused on
15:57preparation that he'll just say, "
15:59You're a woman, come on, this is your
16:01last chance. Surprise me, reveal your
16:03personality." It's like, you know,
16:05you're walking into the light. Into the
16:07light. That's it, you're walking into
16:09hell.
16:09Well, I'll think about Dad now. Is he
16:11standing there now or not?
16:12Guys, let's skip this.
16:14He's not the only one standing there.
16:15Who else?
16:16Napoleon and Yesenin.
16:18Your great-grandfather and grandfather
16:19are standing there.
16:20Yes, yes, yes.
16:21And why didn't your
16:21great-great-grandfather show up? He's
16:22sick.
16:23Who is this Afanasy standing behind you
16:24?
16:24Afanasy Petrovich—that's my father's
16:27father.
16:28And Pyotr is standing behind Afanasy,
16:29am I right?
16:30Valentina. Who is this woman standing
16:32behind you?
16:33So you just downloaded everything about
16:36me, and I already believed you. You
16:38know what? I believe you. And then we
16:41wonder how pensioners' money disappears
16:42from their cards. I didn't tell you,
16:44but Alexander has not only an
16:45extrabrother, but also an extramother,
16:47Lyudmila, who communicates with spirits
16:48. But for some reason, they only speak
16:50to her in poetry. So, she wakes up in
16:52the middle of the night, suddenly goes
16:53into a trance, and transcribes them on
16:55napkins. So, Sasha decided to monetize
16:57his mother's frustration. He takes her
16:59book with him to every podcast to
17:00promote it. Like, if you ask her a
17:02question and name any number, the
17:03answer from the higher powers will be
17:05on this page. I watched all the
17:06demonstrations, and she, the,
17:08never gave a clear answer. Even by pure
17:10probability, something could have
17:12matched, but no, here they decided to
17:14call Debrov's late father.
17:15What would he want to tell you? Name a
17:17number.
17:18Give me nine.
17:19Your answer.
17:19Well, there's probably something
17:20important there.
17:21Your heart has begun to beat faster and
17:23is now equally capable. The Master will
17:26smile upon your will again. Only the
17:28strong do not know the heights. Here's
17:32your father's answer.
17:34Thank you, Dad.
17:35Your heart has begun to beat faster. So
17:39then you won't tell me what Dad wants
17:41to tell me, right? That's
17:43how it turns out. Well, there was still
17:44more or less something like that. Don't
17:46forget, it's a book. There's a margin
17:47of error. Well, we have to take that
17:48into account. And anyway, he didn't
17:50want to talk to you.
17:51If he'd wanted to have a communication
17:53session with you now, I think we'd have
17:55been blown out.
17:56Everything was fine here anyway. My
17:58heart started pounding faster. Only the
18:00strong don't know heights. Well, he
18:02couldn't say that. How do you talk to
18:04your father? And in general, there's an
18:05opinion here that a book is the best
18:06gift, but not just any book. If I were
18:08given a book by Lyudmila Sheps, I'll
18:09definitely be able to see the future.
18:11And which of my friends specifically
18:13will I never talk to again?
18:14Of course.
18:15But in the Sheps family, it's not just
18:16the mother in a trance who suffers from
18:17creativity. Alexander himself,
18:19consoling widows and bereaved parents,
18:21never let the thought out of his head:
18:23"I should be a DJ." Only now it's not
18:26old Alex Energy, but Alexander Sheps.
18:29And it even has 369,000 plays in a
18:32month. Well, gentlemen, God knows, I
18:35didn't mean to. Wow, Sanya. Well,
18:42that's amazing.
18:46And I wanted to transfer something
18:48through their port. Murphy, I want to
18:51forget the pain. Ddirphy, I'm
18:53disappearing.
18:55Um, Sasha, are you sure you didn't mix
18:58up the tape?
19:00What, you idiot? What, you
19:01can't dance?
19:02What, you idiot?
19:03I can't dance. You're an idiot. I'm an
19:05idiot. Then the host of the program "
19:07People's Control Agents Samara"
19:08schematically shows almost all the
19:10categories of the website doiki.com.
19:11Some poor guy was a bad boy. Another
19:14bespectacled guy is into obscenity.
19:15Well, masturbating, so to speak.
19:17The girl is doing...
19:19And his younger brother Oleg turned out
19:20to be a pagan. Jigs,
19:21jigs, jigs.
19:22And all this is a clip of a man whom
19:24the dead are helping to find a dog with
19:26money from people who bought a
19:27lie-detecting ring.
19:28Amazing.
19:29And many people cleverly stop watching
19:31the video at this point, wiping their
19:33baton behind the hook and going for a
19:34swim with a toaster. And in vain! After
19:36a pause, in which Alexander pointlessly
19:38plays hard to get, we are given the
19:39details of what happened. It turns out
19:41the girl was just getting a tattoo. The
19:43four-eyes guy decided to play Monopoly
19:45naked, all by himself. The guy who was
19:47smiling under the whip turns out to
19:49have been tortured by bandits. And what
19:51we thought was oral sex was nothing
19:53more than oral hygiene. Well, Sasha, he
19:55really screwed everyone. And he even
19:57made a video. Only Oleg in this video
19:59actually pleasured the girl until she
20:00went into labor. And the song, by the
20:02way, isn't even about all that. It's
20:04about illegal substances. So, what can
20:08you say after watching all this? Just
20:10some advice. Before turning to Sheps in
20:12a difficult life situation, mentally
20:14replace the word Alexander with "a
20:16besieged DJ." My house burned down and
20:17my wife left. I hope a besieged DJ can
20:20help me. If everything is fine with you
20:22, then write to Sanka, or his brother.
20:23The magic there is no worse.
20:25Where is Oleg? Where is my brother?
20:27Call Oleg. Call Oleg. Please go get
20:30Oleg. Yes, quietly, quietly. Oleg Sheps
20:32, winner of the twenty-first season of
20:34the Battle of Psychics, which aired in
20:362020. By the way, there are 24 seasons
20:37in total. That means there are 24
20:41people with superpowers in our country,
20:43but the government is not using them.
20:45So, the situation is complicated, you
20:47understand. We need to involve psychics
20:49. No, they are looking for a great one.
20:50And what is your main profile? How
20:53would you define your main talent?
20:55Contact with the world of the dead.
20:57And this is also in the same category,
20:58of course. I won't say "medium," I
21:01won't give you any grounds for a joke.
21:04What a shame. If I'd
21:04said "medium," you'd have been
21:06thoroughly scolded. Yeah,
21:08huedium.
21:09And how do you make this contact with
21:11the underworld?
21:12He summons eight dungeon demons with a
21:14summoning spell, sings them vodka, and
21:16films them having sex. Then he goes to
21:18TNT and asks for a script. Oleg Sheps
21:20was born on April 29, 1998, to the
21:23Sheps family. Alexander's younger
21:25brother and Lyudmila's unloved son
21:27claims he first felt his gift at age
21:29three, when an entity ran out from
21:31under his bed.
21:31Quickly, like, through the hallway into
21:33another room, a sphere that just ran
21:35away. To
21:36Kamiran Sardarov. Lyudmila didn't
21:38explain it to her son, but simply gave
21:40him a book of her poems and told him
21:42all the answers. Oleg deciphered the
21:44poem about horsemen and clouds like
21:45this: pretend to be a magician, like
21:46your brother, and build an audience. It
21:48now has over half a million subscribers
21:50. But that doesn't bother him, because
21:52Oleg is an ascetic. We think, uh,
21:54beyond the material world.
21:57If you want something similar, hello,
22:00I'll make them for you.
22:02Just do it. Oleg's website is pretty
22:04much the same as his older brother's.
22:06The same ozone for Goths. Amulets,
22:08talismans, only no bed linen. And most
22:10importantly, everything is exclusive.
22:12Amulet. Clever guardian cat for 8, by
22:14the figurine of a yogi cat one and a
22:16half. Buoy-sacred instrument. Amulet
22:1935,000 rubles. Handmade. Magnifying
22:22glass 3,250. Dragon amulet-keeper of
22:25harmony 7,500. Dragon with a ball 400
22:28rubles. Yes, even in the rarest section
22:30: an amulet, clay clay from the earth,
22:32Jasper. Bumblebee. The goods are sold
22:34out, and I think we know who made it.
22:35Oleg, when the hell do you make these?
22:37Exactly the same? You're probably
22:39sitting there in the basement at a
22:40red-hot workbench? You craft amulets
22:42and charms. Only your mother comes down
22:44sometimes. Olezha, at least eat
22:45something; I brought you a book. Tell
22:47me the page number. 14. And there's
22:49pasta with meat.
22:50Your bracelet has stones. Beautiful
22:52ones.
22:52For me, this is something very sacred.
22:54The stones, as I already said, each
22:57carry a certain energetic charge. A
22:59charge of superprofits from
23:00kamamomomonts. I
23:01have some money too.
23:03And all this otherworldly flex became
23:04possible thanks to participating in the
23:06battle. Currently, Oleg is one of the
23:08highest-rated participants. His fans
23:10are mainly girls who are anime fans.
23:12Which isn't surprising, considering how
23:14faithfully he copied the image of Death
23:16Note protagonist Yagami,
23:17because I dreamed about the Bermuda
23:18Triangle. I think if Sheps's ratings
23:20start to fall, he'll show up for the
23:22next battle season in a Labubu costume.
23:24Or whatever the kids are into these
23:25days. So
23:26what, no chips? If the older brother
23:28needs a heated knife to summon the dead
23:30, the younger one needs a heated mirror
23:32. Then our little rebel smashes it.
23:35That's why they won't let him into the
23:37fitting room anymore; he masturbates
23:38there. Just a random fact. As for the
23:40trials, here, for example, the
23:41residents of Dubna decided to spice up
23:43their family life and started looking
23:45for the supernatural on their balcony.
23:46It turned out to be creepy. But those
23:48fallen bottles and moving curtains were
23:50just harbingers of what lay ahead.
23:52The existence of wind is, of course, a
23:54nightmare. Someone could have gotten
23:56away with it. But the household decided
23:57it was the late ex-wife of the head of
23:59the family who was causing trouble.
24:01Tanya and her mother had no doubt. The
24:03ex was at work here. For
24:04some reason.
24:05So, vodka keeps disappearing from your
24:07apartment, and you decided that a dead
24:09man, specifically Boris Nikolayevich
24:11Yeltsin, was to blame.
24:12Yeah, right. Who else? There was
24:14no doubt. The family is haunted by the
24:17former president of the Russian
24:18Federation.
24:19To ensure there was no doubt about
24:20Oleg's abilities, he supposedly
24:22instilled the late grandmother in
24:23himself, scolded his mother for not
24:25visiting her grave, and quickly grabbed
24:26hold of his young granddaughter, who
24:28apparently liked to cuddle with her
24:29grandmother. He's
24:30become so spoiled. Everything's
24:33fine. You're a smart girl. You're
24:37missed. I'm
24:38glad.
24:39I know. My wife is now talking to her
24:45English teacher. She hadn't seen her
24:48for a long time and really missed her.
24:52I need a cigarette.
24:53Yes, Elena Igorevna. Come on,
24:55come on.
24:59Harassment is certainly very
25:01interesting, but it still doesn't solve
25:02the problem with his ex-wife, who keeps
25:04moving the curtains. To rectify the
25:06situation, Oleg stepped from the
25:07balcony into the window. However, the
25:08entrance canopy prevented him from
25:10carrying out his plan. And so he began
25:12his transformation again. This time the
25:14spirits were right, and Oleg became
25:16Natasha, Evgeniy's ex-wife.
25:17Hippopotamus.
25:19Hippopotamus.
25:20Hippopotamus.
25:22As you say. I'm
25:23late.
25:24No one doubted Oleg anymore, says
25:27Natasha.
25:27Well, beyond the hippopotamus, you
25:33understand? No
25:34one doubted Arnold anymore, says
25:37Yeltsin. I've
25:38always loved you. I've always loved you
25:41.
25:41Oleg, what's wrong?
25:42I love my wife. Go ahead, don't spoil
25:44it. Do
25:44you love me?
25:45No, I don't. No, do you love me? I
25:47don't.
25:48Well, you guys definitely won't build a
25:49relationship like that.
25:50Go away, you have another family. Go
25:52away. You'll live here
25:52until you die and never come back.
25:54Let's
25:54call my ex-wife. Come on. Go away. Get
25:58out of here.
25:59To hell. Go away. Go away.
26:01Go away. I'm
26:04not tired. I'm not leaving. At least
26:08with me you were a man, but with her
26:10you're a heel. You know yourself that
26:11you've turned into a heel. You're a
26:13loser. Got it? I mean, imagine a dude
26:15from an anime came, scared everyone,
26:17groped the daughter, broke the window,
26:18covered the balcony in blood, tried to
26:20steal the man from his wife, then
26:22called her a heel, even her like
26:23a geep, and then he leaves to applause.
26:25If your crowd isn't like this, don't
26:27even invite me.
26:29Go away, go away, go away, go away.
26:34It was complete madness.
26:36What happened to you? One death.
26:38Why are you stealing vodka?
26:39Mouth like a dog. To
26:41with, you know?
26:44Oleg,
26:45come back the.
26:47What, you rude one? What did he do to
26:48you?
26:48Come back.
26:49Come back, Oleg.
26:50Call Oleg. It's all
26:52already been worked out.
26:53Come back.
26:54Shake him.
26:55Oleg. Oleg, come back. Oleg, come back.
26:57Go, I'll tell you a secret. Oleg never
26:59went anywhere. Do
27:00you have holy water? And
27:01this holy water. Let's
27:02check it later.
27:03Quickly, quickly, for holy water.
27:05What the hell? After that day, the
27:09family was never the same. Yevgeny
27:10realized he was a heel. His mother was
27:12constantly disappearing to the grave,
27:13and his daughter began to feel an
27:15incomprehensible attraction to
27:16pensioners.
27:16Yeah, Yeltsin, this is the first time
27:18this has happened to me.
27:25What is that, a bear?
27:27Yeah. Do you have a bathtub? I
27:29don't know. Things are
27:31bad for us. In the end, to get his ex
27:34off his back, Evgeny had to write her a
27:36farewell letter in his own hand, then
27:38safely burn it in a pot near the
27:39roadway and, for some reason, burn it
27:41with vodka. This ritual, apparently,
27:43was taken from the GPT chat with the
27:44request: "Come up with a ritual with a
27:46pot and vodka." Don't blame yourself,
27:52the bear had the suicide virus, but
27:54Yeltsin left with him, so no more vodka
27:57will go to waste. Thank you. Here, take
27:59it. This is our last and
28:02final. I love it.
28:08I saw a lot of comments about Oleg, for
28:10no apparent reason, everything went
28:11wrong right away, uh, a soul possessed
28:13him.
28:14As if there were any other complaints.
28:16Remember,
28:16creatures. No
28:17one can ever possess me without my
28:19knowledge.
28:20Otherwise, you'll forget, creatures.
28:21Right
28:21now. One second, a technical issue.
28:25Come back.
28:26Come back, Oleg. Oleg. Come back, Oleg.
28:28Oleg, come back. Oleg, Oleg, come back.
28:32Oleg, come back.
28:35So, anyway, I don't know, was that even
28:36audible? No.
28:37Naturally, after such spectacular
28:39victories over ghosts on TV, people in
28:41real trouble sign up for personal
28:43meetings with both brothers. The
28:45problems vary: from a lost hamster to
28:47unrequited love. A
28:48real, hard-hitting love spell. It looks
28:50like murder. Basically, we take someone
28:54from his lineage and connect them with
28:56another. The person will die either way
28:58, although
28:58in the next interview, he says the
29:00complete opposite: love
29:01spells, breakup spells, why, it's all
29:04nonsense.
29:05Absolutely.
29:06I can just imagine the faces of the
29:07people who paid you for the love spell.
29:09And if you doubt that such people exist
29:10, you're wrong. Meet Polina, the girl
29:13who went to see Sheps in his witchcraft
29:15lair. The appointment lasted one hour
29:17and cost 30,000 rubles. At the
29:19appointment, he told me three facts
29:21about me: that, oh, my mother is Vera,
29:23that I exude champion energy, that he
29:24feels a hold from my hand, that I
29:26associate something with cold. I'm a
29:28master of sports in figure skating.
29:29But that's not what interested her. She
29:31already knew that. She wanted to know
29:33the future.
29:34Oleg replied that the future is
29:35multifaceted and knows what to tell me,
29:37so he started reading my fortune from a
29:39book.
29:39And I think we know which one.
29:41When I left after LEGO, I thought, "
29:42Damn, psychics really do exist. How
29:44could he know my mother's name then?"
29:46When the magic spell of wore
29:48off, the girl wondered why they asked
29:50for my full name and phone number. It
29:52turned out that on the day of the
29:53appointment, information about her was
29:55being collected through background
29:56check services, specifically by a
29:57certain
29:58Evgeny Muratov. Later, this Evgeny
30:00Muratov also appears on Oleg's Telegram
30:03channel, who, it turns out, is his
30:05administrator. And if you look at my
30:07tags on GitContact, it was all about me
30:08. Polina, daughter of Vera. Polina,
30:10daughter of Kolya, what I do. Polina,
30:12figure skating. The same Polina was the
30:14beginning of my address. That's how the
30:16magic works until the Wi-Fi is turned
30:18off. Then the future is uncertain.
30:20The girl who made an appointment with
30:22you, either you or your team checked
30:25her out on GetContact.
30:26Yeah, I heard that rumor. It's been
30:28circulating online for a while now.
30:30Oh, well, then you can easily explain
30:32it.
30:32And I remember that story. I, well, I
30:35remember all of this.
30:37Oleg, don't worry,
30:39in the videos, what can I do, I can
30:40speak for myself. I personally haven't
30:42checked anyone out.
30:43Yeah, they just put a folder with
30:44information on my desk. About the
30:45person, why throw it away, right? And
30:47why are you sticking up for her? She,
30:49damn, it's
30:50simple, first of all, she told me that
30:52she wants to be a blogger and all that.
30:54It's a newsworthy story,
30:57like, well, so
30:59what? Like from this, like, like, L.L.,
31:01as it were. Well, my God, like, L.L.
31:03And in general, jokes are jokes, of
31:04course, but this is an outright scammer
31:05. He has a ton of fans, he's shown on
31:07TV in prime time, and he openly scams
31:09people out of money to his kennel with
31:11rocks. And everyone is like, okay. Ah,
31:13boys fooling around, as long as they
31:14don't rummage around in basements. Yeah
31:16, it would be better if they did. By
31:17the way, he has a special relationship
31:19with people who don't praise his
31:20superpowers.
31:21Sometimes something pisses me off. It's
31:23when they distort information: "Yes,
31:25you're my good man, they're distorting
31:27you too, well, bastards."
31:29Social parasites.
31:30Oh, how
31:30people feel when they want to cling to
31:32something, especially haters who assert
31:34themselves, asserting themselves at the
31:36expense of others and against the
31:37backdrop of others. For them, it's
31:39perfect fodder for discussion.
31:40Don't listen to anyone, you liar,
31:41you're doing everything right. They
31:42also put spokes in the wheels of ghost
31:44hunters, and then the whole city was
31:46called when the giant New York
31:47Marshmallow Man was smashing, "Your
31:49time will come someday." In the
31:50meantime, we continue to pay for
31:52call-finding services. And the show "
31:54Battle of Psychics" works exactly the
31:55same way. Only the editors get the
31:57information by phone number. They then
31:58interview villagers and dispense
31:59various pieces of information to the
32:01psychics in measured doses. That's why,
32:02by the way, everyone's versions are
32:04different, but accurate in their own
32:05way. But let's not debunk them right
32:07now. There's enough evidence online
32:08that they're being leaked information.
32:10Take Boris Sobolev's film, for example,
32:12going to hell. It's old, but it hasn't
32:13lost its relevance. It just lays
32:15everything out on the shelves. That's
32:17exactly what they don't like. You, like
32:20no one else, know what editing is. A
32:23rooster's cry.
32:24It's an absolute lie, an absolute
32:26falsity. Everything that's written
32:28there, well, filmed in this supposed
32:29movie.
32:30Write it down.
32:31This is their magical solidarity. Even
32:33if a video surfaced of psychics beating
32:35a child with sticks, they would be so
32:36out of context. Well, and then, when
32:38you find out it's also a paid
32:40production, well,
32:41of course, a slanderous lie. But the
32:43fact that a dead alcoholic can easily
32:45settle inside us is the dry language of
32:47facts, just like the fact that the
32:48youngest needs to take anger management
32:50classes.
32:51How many people really started to live
32:53after we came to them.
32:54You deceived them,
32:55because it opened my eyes and started
32:56to see the world differently. Your goal
32:59is to destroy this, so that, well, it's
33:02always just crap. Dude, you're not a
33:05hero, you're just a bastard. I mean,
33:07Boris Sobolev, who was awarded the
33:08Order of Merit for the Development of
33:10Russian Television and Radio
33:11Broadcasting by presidential decree, is
33:13a bastard. And Oleg: "No, after him,
33:15people start living deceived, but at
33:17least with a pretty magnifying glass.
33:19Got any
33:19money? And I'm a
33:22man of action first and foremost, not
33:24just a blogger."
33:25Well, we saw in your brother's video
33:26what kind of a man of action you are.
33:27Have you even thought about your mother
33:28? You're reading her book with these
33:30lips, aren't you?
33:31I'm busy now. I have such global goals
33:34right now. Work tirelessly. Although
33:37the junior sorcerer does have serious
33:38goals. He decided to teach us all about
33:40love and to that end, he organized a
33:42workshop on the seven-step rituals.
33:43During the deliberation, it was decided
33:45to attract the population with the help
33:46of a promotional video, which, by some
33:48misunderstanding, has not yet become
33:49legendary. Well, attention. At the
33:51beginning of the video, a girl is
33:52sitting on a bench with a book by Oleg
33:53Sheps. By the way, I didn't tell you
33:55about it, it's crap, but now I do. So,
33:56a guy approaches the woman who likes to
33:58have a bad time and wants to get to
33:59know her. At that moment, Cupid from
34:00the school KVN appears behind the guys.
34:02And the guy is digging around in
34:04whispers about the girl. He found out
34:06her mother's name.
34:06Now I'll arrange a happy life for you.
34:09Anyway, without Oleg's help, we'll wash
34:11the floors and dishes, and at the end
34:12of the work day, we'll strangle our
34:13companion. Probably for watching that
34:15shitty Battle of Psychics. Basically,
34:17it would have been basic internet
34:19cringe if Oleg had slept through
34:20filming that day.
34:24Wow, you caught the arrow. Or did
34:26someone edit it?
34:27Amazing. Well, you got caught. So, we
34:31meet.
34:33Oleg, would you like to star in a
34:34series or a movie? Actually, I do. A
34:37dream come true. So, if anyone needs an
34:39actor to play the ocean-dead Reeves,
34:40now you know who to call.
34:42Thought you could control people's
34:44lives and decide for them who to love.
34:46Yeah, right.
34:49Never let anyone else make any
34:50decisions for you. Um. And you can't
34:54delegate editing either, am I right?
34:55Yeah. What's that? Punk, mediocre. It's
34:57like cheating grandma out of retirement
34:58. Oleg, after 38 hours.
35:00Okay, you. it all. You
35:04may have a sea of advisers around you,
35:06but only you decide who you are in this
35:08sea.
35:08A loser or a user? A
35:10school fish swimming in a crowd,
35:12or a crowd swimming in a fish,
35:14or a real shark choosing its own
35:16direction.
35:17Personally, I'm a shark who followed my
35:19brother, but that's where I needed to
35:21be. And you decide something already,
35:23don't think you're with people.
35:25The dumbest thing is that while Oleg is
35:27cosplaying as a post-lobotomy Yagami,
35:28the couple behind him first brutally
35:30beats up Cupid for trying to set them
35:32up, and then starts hugging each other
35:33furiously. Damn him. So, Cupid's help,
35:37when at least their house is tidy,
35:38wasn't enough for us. And petting in
35:40the park is a tip to love.
35:42I suggest she start right now.
35:45Can I? No, no. This whole thing costs
35:4715,000 for seven rituals. No, you could
35:50, of course, take the five-part plan,
35:51but then you'd be without Oleg's
35:53company, and you need that. You'll be
35:55begging him later.
35:56Come back. Shake him.
35:58Oleg. Oleg, come back. Oleg, come back.
36:00So what's the
36:00bottom line? In times of crisis, the
36:02popularity of esotericism has always
36:03grown exponentially. And there have
36:05always been people who have capitalized
36:06on this trend. In the nineties, there
36:07were Kashpirovsky, Alan Chumak, and
36:08Yuri Longa. And now these clowns. They
36:11do interviews, they're greeted by
36:12crowds of fans. They even have fan
36:14clubs. They're real rock stars, they
36:15have
36:16money. I do. But in reality, they're a
36:19bunch of costumed crooks who peddle
36:20acting feats of communicating with the
36:22dead, karma cleansing, and a dragon
36:23figurine with a balloon for everything
36:25you have—rubles.
36:26That's sincerity.
36:27Thank you, Sasha.
36:28But there's good news, too. A bill has
36:30been introduced in the State Duma to
36:32ban advertising of esoteric services
36:34and block resources offering such
36:36services. So, we're hoping for the best
36:38and waiting.
36:39My dears, are you feeling bad?
36:43That's all. Be sure to write in the
36:44comments how you liked the episode,
36:46which of the dead you'd like to contact
36:47, or who your favorite public control
36:49agent is. In short, please leave as
36:50many comments as possible. You
36:52understand, the situation is the same
36:54as always. I wish there were more. I
36:56also want more likes, so be sure to
36:58give it a thumbs up if you enjoyed it,
37:00and of course, subscribe to the channel
37:02. As usual, I'll remind you about my
37:05other social media. Welcome. And that's
37:07all, really. Thanks everyone. Bye.
37:13Alone. I'm looking to be back.

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