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  1. 0:00Today, nine goth girls are looking for
  2. 0:02their perfect [music]
  3. 0:03match. But they're done dating bad boys.
  4. 0:07They're looking for a nice guy.
  5. 0:10>> This is Tom.
  6. 0:10>> Hey, I'm Tom.
  7. 0:11>> Tom is nervous today.
  8. 0:12>> I'm super nervous. [music] It's not
  9. 0:14always easy to stand in front of nine
  10. 0:16beautiful women and put your heart out
  11. 0:17there. But I'm hopeful today. But Tom is
  12. 0:19a catch. He's packing
  13. 0:23penis. Huge. I have some really good
  14. 0:25qualities. I'm loyal as [music] hell. I
  15. 0:26make my priority my partner and my
  16. 0:28partner my priority. And I got some
  17. 0:30pretty good-looking eyes.
  18. 0:32>> But Tom has certain tastes that [music]
  19. 0:34sneaky dog.
  20. 0:35>> I do love goth girls, man. I love the
  21. 0:37energy that they bring. I love that kind
  22. 0:39of black cat look. I love the freedom
  23. 0:41that they have when they're expressing
  24. 0:42themselves. Tom, you ready to meet these
  25. 0:44goth girls?
  26. 0:44>> Absolutely. I'm ready for these goth
  27. 0:46girls. Mom, I'm going to find the love
  28. 0:47of my life on the internet. Let's go.
  29. 0:49This is Oh my god. Holy I can
  30. 0:53sing. All right, guys. So, today we got
  31. 0:55nine GOTH GIRLS. [cheering]
  32. 1:00ALL RIGHT, LADIES. What kind of guy are
  33. 1:01you guys looking for today?
  34. 1:03>> Submissive, readable,
  35. 1:05>> nerdy, little knows how to clean.
  36. 1:08>> A lot of crazy I just heard
  37. 1:11>> I want a gamer. Like someone good
  38. 1:12[music] with their keyboard and their
  39. 1:14fingers, you know.
  40. 1:15>> Okay. What What kind of gamer though?
  41. 1:17>> Maybe FPS, but RPG gamers, Elen Ring
  42. 1:19players in particular. [laughter]
  43. 1:21>> Competitive competitive game.
  44. 1:23>> He does play video games. This is good.
  45. 1:25>> I want a man who's submissive and
  46. 1:27breedable. So, like he has balls and
  47. 1:29stuff.
  48. 1:30>> Yeah, I love balls.
  49. 1:33>> Someone who's patient and can handle my
  50. 1:35mood swings, who also knows how to clean
  51. 1:37cuz I cook. Cuz I can be messy. I cook,
  52. 1:39they're going to clean.
  53. 1:40>> I think that's a that's a that's an even
  54. 1:42trade.
  55. 1:43>> No way. That's good.
  56. 1:44>> A nerdy guy.
  57. 1:45>> I like a guy who's also nerdy but will
  58. 1:48also say sometimes say no to me. So,
  59. 1:50kind of opposite.
  60. 1:51>> You like that?
  61. 1:53>> You like to fight.
  62. 1:54>> Like, give me an example when you want
  63. 1:55him to say no. Um, if he's like, "Oh, I
  64. 1:58want to play this video game." If I if I
  65. 2:01want to play a video game with another
  66. 2:02guy and he's like, "No, you have to play
  67. 2:03with me tonight. [music] I want you to
  68. 2:04be my healer." I want him to like want
  69. 2:06me or say no to other girls.
  70. 2:09>> Yeah. No to other girls.
  71. 2:10>> But he can be friends with all your
  72. 2:11friends.
  73. 2:12>> Yes.
  74. 2:13>> Oh, yeah.
  75. 2:15[laughter]
  76. 2:16>> Dark, mysterious, likes Lord of the
  77. 2:19Rings. Non-negotiable.
  78. 2:20>> He looks like a hobbit.
  79. 2:22>> No. More Aragorn. Okay. More Aragorn
  80. 2:25look. Yeah.
  81. 2:26>> Yeah. We didn't get Aragore. [laughter]
  82. 2:29>> We got Frodo.
  83. 2:30>> Froto's kind of hot. So Froto's not hot.
  84. 2:33>> I'd give him a ring. It'd be a
  85. 2:35ring. [laughter]
  86. 2:37>> I'm just looking for a guy [music] who
  87. 2:39could give good massages, likes
  88. 2:41vacations, you know, isn't scared of
  89. 2:43planes, and also can [music] cook. Um
  90. 2:46cuz I like to clean and I OCD clean.
  91. 2:48[laughter]
  92. 2:50>> Yeah. Cutie.
  93. 2:52>> Wipe her up. Wipe her up.
  94. 2:54Put a ring on that finger.
  95. 2:55>> You guys ready to meet this guy?
  96. 2:58[cheering]
  97. 3:00>> Ladies, you guys ready to meet the love
  98. 3:02OF YOUR LIFE?
  99. 3:03>> YES. [screaming]
  100. 3:04>> Turn around in 3 2 1.
  101. 3:09[laughter]
  102. 3:10>> You weren't lying. You were not lying.
  103. 3:12Oh my god.
  104. 3:14>> Oh, thank you, Lord Jesus. [laughter]
  105. 3:16>> How's it going, y'all?
  106. 3:17>> Good. Hi.
  107. 3:18>> My name is Tom. Uh Tom Ford actually
  108. 3:21just to make it a little bit easier to
  109. 3:22remember my name.
  110. 3:23>> His name is actually [music] Tom Ford.
  111. 3:24Legally my name.
  112. 3:26>> That is so cool.
  113. 3:27>> Kind of a nerdy guy. I like a lot of uh
  114. 3:29TTRPGs, Dungeons and Dragons, Vampire
  115. 3:32the Masquerade, anime, uh video games.
  116. 3:35Feel like this is playing really well so
  117. 3:37far. I like it. I like it. This works.
  118. 3:40There's a couple of faces admittedly
  119. 3:42that I do kind of recognize here. So I'm
  120. 3:44really excited to actually meet you in
  121. 3:46person.
  122. 3:47>> She's actually into Goth Girls. Oh,
  123. 3:49absolutely. Uh, I've got a whole lot of,
  124. 3:51uh, golden retriever energy. Black hat
  125. 3:53is exactly what I need right now.
  126. 3:55>> Have you ever taken this many girls on
  127. 3:56at the same time?
  128. 3:58>> How many is this? Nine. No. [laughter]
  129. 4:01No. I cannot say that I have.
  130. 4:04>> New experience.
  131. 4:05>> New experience. Yeah, we like that. We
  132. 4:07like having new experience.
  133. 4:07>> I love being people's first.
  134. 4:10>> Yes. [laughter]
  135. 4:11>> Okay. Noted.
  136. 4:12>> Are we your first?
  137. 4:13>> Yes.
  138. 4:14>> Yes, you are.
  139. 4:16>> Or one of you probably will be. Tom,
  140. 4:18[music] you're a catch.
  141. 4:19>> Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
  142. 4:20That tongue did something already.
  143. 4:22>> Really?
  144. 4:22>> Tongue did something already. And I
  145. 4:24don't know how I feel about it. I do
  146. 4:25know how I feel about it. I feel good.
  147. 4:27[laughter]
  148. 4:29>> What makes goth women like better than
  149. 4:31like non-goth women?
  150. 4:32>> Mysterious.
  151. 4:34>> I like that.
  152. 4:35>> We subscribe to a more alternative
  153. 4:36lifestyle. So, typically we're just
  154. 4:38going to be a breath of fresh air from
  155. 4:39your typical woman. I
  156. 4:40>> can already tell because of some of
  157. 4:41y'all having fangs right now that I'm
  158. 4:43like, that's an alternative that
  159. 4:44[laughter] I've not been used to before.
  160. 4:46It doesn't affect anything, by the way.
  161. 4:48So,
  162. 4:48>> I kind of would have liked it if it did.
  163. 4:51>> Unless you wanted to. We can, you know,
  164. 4:52bite down a little.
  165. 4:53>> You bite back.
  166. 4:55>> Yeah,
  167. 4:55>> I kind of like that.
  168. 4:56>> Yeah. You know, they're looking for an
  169. 4:57eater and you're looking for a biter.
  170. 4:58That's true.
  171. 4:59>> Yeah,
  172. 5:00>> that's true.
  173. 5:00>> Think of us as Mavis [music] and we need
  174. 5:02a Johnny. You know, exactly.
  175. 5:04>> Nice.
  176. 5:05>> Good reference. Good Hotel Transylvania
  177. 5:07[music]
  178. 5:07reference. I didn't get it, but it was
  179. 5:09good. [laughter]
  180. 5:10>> You not watch movies, but you know, I
  181. 5:12want to be a voice actor. Why wouldn't
  182. 5:13you like try to support my industry,
  183. 5:15dude?
  184. 5:15>> She's a voice actor. Do the voice thing.
  185. 5:17>> Voice?
  186. 5:17>> Yeah. Really good at it, too.
  187. 5:20>> Oo, [laughter] that was nice.
  188. 5:22>> That was nice. I like that. Okay.
  189. 5:24Anybody else do voice stuff?
  190. 5:26>> You are such a good boy.
  191. 5:29>> Are you a good boy, Tom?
  192. 5:30>> I am today. [laughter]
  193. 5:32>> Okay.
  194. 5:32>> I mean, just read the shirt. You know,
  195. 5:35he's a good boy.
  196. 5:36>> A good boy. Oh, okay. Yeah.
  197. 5:38>> All right, ladies. So, this is your
  198. 5:39chance [music] to leave if you guys
  199. 5:41don't want to continue the date. And
  200. 5:43it's okay. We totally get it. Not
  201. 5:44everyone is Tom's cup of [music] tea. I
  202. 5:46will say he tastes pretty damn good. So,
  203. 5:49who wants to swipe left on Tom Ford?
  204. 5:52Three, two, one.
  205. 5:55>> Okay, there we go.
  206. 5:57>> All right,
  207. 5:58>> I did something right. [applause] Let's
  208. 5:59go.
  209. 6:00>> Let's go on to the swiping round.
  210. 6:03[cheering]
  211. 6:04>> Tom, are you on any dating apps?
  212. 6:06>> I'm on a couple dating apps right now.
  213. 6:08Yeah.
  214. 6:08>> Have you ever done in real life IRL
  215. 6:11swiping?
  216. 6:12>> I have not. No. Well, good luck cuz it's
  217. 6:13really awkward rejecting someone in
  218. 6:15their face.
  219. 6:16>> Oh, good god,
  220. 6:17>> guys. Let's get [music] this swiping
  221. 6:18round ready. [cheering]
  222. 6:21[applause]
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  267. 7:44[cheering and applause]
  268. 7:46>> HI, my name is Athena. So, my green
  269. 7:48flags are I'm pretty motherly. I love to
  270. 7:51cook. I'm really good at cooking steak
  271. 7:52and pasta. That's like my signature
  272. 7:54dish.
  273. 7:54>> Okay.
  274. 7:55>> I'm pretty thick. I've got a big butt.
  275. 7:5850 in. I brought a tape measure.
  276. 8:00>> Dude, prove her wrong, dude. Measure it.
  277. 8:02>> Well, let's see.
  278. 8:03>> Okay,
  279. 8:03>> let's see. You said 50.
  280. 8:05>> Yeah.
  281. 8:05>> All right, let's see.
  282. 8:08>> Oh, we're at 49.
  283. 8:09>> 49. She lied to me, man. [laughter]
  284. 8:13>> She lied to me, man.
  285. 8:15>> She's holding it like right here.
  286. 8:17[laughter]
  287. 8:17>> You know, you need the pump, dude. You
  288. 8:18need to do a squat. You know how girls
  289. 8:20do the squats? They get the pump.
  290. 8:21>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
  291. 8:23>> There you go.
  292. 8:24>> Oh my goodness.
  293. 8:25>> I'm trying so hard right now. I probably
  294. 8:27already failed.
  295. 8:28>> My red flags are I am possessive and
  296. 8:30jealous. Um, that's just how I am. When
  297. 8:31I'm when I'm really in love with
  298. 8:32someone, like I'm just I want all your
  299. 8:35attention on me. You can still hang out
  300. 8:36with your friends and stuff. I just want
  301. 8:38to be there with you.
  302. 8:38>> How possessive though? Like how crazy?
  303. 8:40>> I like the passwords to the phones just
  304. 8:42so there's like I want complete
  305. 8:44transparency. I want to know like your
  306. 8:46actual intentions with me. I don't want
  307. 8:48to be cheated on or played with. So,
  308. 8:50>> I will say though, I know it was a just
  309. 8:53an inch, but lying was kind of a red
  310. 8:55flag for me, so I'm going to say
  311. 8:57>> left.
  312. 8:58>> This sucks, dude. This sucks in real
  313. 9:00life. It's funnier when I'm just
  314. 9:02watching it. I'M DOING IT. [laughter]
  315. 9:05>> WELL, you know, I think it's only fair,
  316. 9:06Tom. How big is your penis? [laughter]
  317. 9:09>> Measure it right now.
  318. 9:10>> And they got THAT OVER HERE.
  319. 9:12>> WE WANT IT IN CENTIME, not inches.
  320. 9:14>> In centime. [laughter] Hold on. Let me
  321. 9:16do a quick conversion. Let me get the
  322. 9:17calculator out. It's pretty average.
  323. 9:19Average is just five.
  324. 9:20>> That's a good width.
  325. 9:21>> That's above average. I think it's four
  326. 9:22is average. Average is like three. Four.
  327. 9:25Average is six. No, average is not six.
  328. 9:27Oh, I've just had big dick. Then
  329. 9:29>> to be fair, I am a lot thicker than I am
  330. 9:32long. So
  331. 9:32>> So the girth makes up for it.
  332. 9:33>> Yeah, it's it's a lot more girth.
  333. 9:35>> Girthmaster.
  334. 9:36>> That's my favorite. [laughter]
  335. 9:38>> They used to call Tom the girth master
  336. 9:40in high school.
  337. 9:40>> Oh
  338. 9:41>> Oh
  339. 9:42>> I was the first girthmaster.
  340. 9:44>> The OG.
  341. 9:45>> The OG. [laughter] But we're we're in
  342. 9:47the middle of a lawsuit. We don't need
  343. 9:48to get into that. I see.
  344. 9:49>> Most people celebrate birthdays. He
  345. 9:51celebrates his birthday.
  346. 9:54[screaming]
  347. 9:55>> Commemorate the first time. You know,
  348. 10:00>> we're going to have to measure your
  349. 10:01penis now to see if you're a liar.
  350. 10:02[laughter]
  351. 10:03>> All right, next lady.
  352. 10:05>> Hi, Tom.
  353. 10:06>> Hello.
  354. 10:06>> I'm Destiny. Oh,
  355. 10:07>> nice to meet you.
  356. 10:08>> Nice to meet you. I'm a gamer. I love to
  357. 10:10go to music festivals [music] as well. I
  358. 10:12love to dance and have fun. A little bit
  359. 10:14of a red or green flag. You decide about
  360. 10:16me is I took psychology.
  361. 10:18>> Okay. [music]
  362. 10:19>> I love to read you. I like to see what
  363. 10:22you're thinking.
  364. 10:23>> And I'm here to get married. I'm not
  365. 10:26here just to [music] date. So you decide
  366. 10:28if that's a green or red flag.
  367. 10:30>> All of that. Fantastic. Immediate
  368. 10:31rating. That was fantastic. I love that
  369. 10:34That was so good. What What part
  370. 10:36did you love that she can read your
  371. 10:38mind? Honestly, the psychology stuff was
  372. 10:40not as much of a red flag as I think you
  373. 10:42think it might have been. Uh, and being
  374. 10:44serious about being in a relationship. I
  375. 10:45think that's really good. You know what
  376. 10:46you want in life instead of just I'm
  377. 10:48just going to find out. If you could
  378. 10:49read [music] him like what do you think
  379. 10:51he's thinking about right now?
  380. 10:52>> I think you're nervous cuz there's all
  381. 10:54these hot goth girls.
  382. 10:57Yo, be sure to like, share, and
  383. 10:59subscribe, and comment down below
  384. 11:00because we're picking two people to win
  385. 11:0250 [music] buckaroonies and one person
  386. 11:05to win $100 with zero replies. That's
  387. 11:09sick. These are last week's winners.
  388. 11:11Congrats to [music] you guys. I love
  389. 11:12you. And shout out to Tom. I love him.
  390. 11:14Comment down below who you think he
  391. 11:16should end up with. And let's get back
  392. 11:17to this video.
  393. 11:19[applause]
  394. 11:20>> Hello.
  395. 11:21>> Hi, I'm Bella.
  396. 11:22>> Nice to [music] meet you, Bella.
  397. 11:23>> I don't know what to say about myself.
  398. 11:24You take the role. I'm not a dom goth
  399. 11:27girl. I'm kind of like a more breedable
  400. 11:29goth girl.
  401. 11:30>> Okay. Like
  402. 11:30>> what do you like to do?
  403. 11:32>> Um I'm pretty big into tabletop role
  404. 11:34playing games.
  405. 11:35>> I love to role play.
  406. 11:36>> What's your favorite role play?
  407. 11:38>> Well, like like you tell me like a
  408. 11:39character I'm like
  409. 11:42>> right. [laughter]
  410. 11:44>> Right. Fastest. Right. Do
  411. 11:45>> you have like a roleplay fantasy in your
  412. 11:47in your head or something?
  413. 11:49>> Yeah. It's I'm rolling through the list
  414. 11:51of what I haven't done yet.
  415. 11:52>> You haven't done what have you done,
  416. 11:54Tom? I got to [laughter] know.
  417. 11:55>> Listen. When you do a lot of dungeon
  418. 11:57mastering, you do a lot of roleplay in
  419. 11:59and out of the bedroom. Okay.
  420. 12:00>> I love Dungeons and Dragons so much.
  421. 12:03>> Okay. So then after this [laughter] then
  422. 12:05there's a definite connection for sure.
  423. 12:06>> Very down.
  424. 12:07>> Okay. So, uh, back to your roleplay
  425. 12:10What have you done, Tom?
  426. 12:11>> Teacher, steparent, cop.
  427. 12:14>> Wait, steparent. Were you your
  428. 12:16stepdaughter?
  429. 12:17>> No, the other reverse. Reverse that.
  430. 12:19>> Oh,
  431. 12:20>> stepmother.
  432. 12:21>> Hey yo,
  433. 12:22>> I'll be your mommy. Sorry, what? Hold
  434. 12:23on. [laughter]
  435. 12:24>> I heard that.
  436. 12:25>> Me and my wife like to uh role play
  437. 12:27where she actually comes at the end.
  438. 12:29>> That's a good one.
  439. 12:31>> One day.
  440. 12:32>> One [music] day.
  441. 12:33>> You'll get there.
  442. 12:34>> I'll get there. Okay, let's go on to the
  443. 12:35next girl.
  444. 12:36>> You got it.
  445. 12:37>> Yay. [applause]
  446. 12:39>> Hi, I'm Kay. Nice to meet you.
  447. 12:41>> Nice [music] to meet you. You
  448. 12:42>> um I am like a walking green flag. I
  449. 12:45have green [music] all in my hair.
  450. 12:47>> Nice to meet you.
  451. 12:47>> Do you like cats?
  452. 12:48>> I do love cats. Yeah.
  453. 12:50>> Okay. So, [music] I also have five cats.
  454. 12:53Nice.
  455. 12:53>> That might be a green or red flag.
  456. 12:55>> Crazy.
  457. 12:56>> Clearly, I don't have a boyfriend.
  458. 12:58[laughter]
  459. 12:58>> They're the best roommates. What's your
  460. 13:00favorite anime
  461. 13:01>> currently? It's Free Run.
  462. 13:03>> Free right now.
  463. 13:04>> Yeah, that's my favorite anime ever.
  464. 13:06>> It's so good. Yeah,
  465. 13:07>> I'm actually wanting to get into that. I
  466. 13:09watched the first episode and I really
  467. 13:11liked it.
  468. 13:11>> Well, I'm not all the way into the first
  469. 13:13season, so you know what? We're going to
  470. 13:15watch together.
  471. 13:16>> Swipe right and then say we watch it
  472. 13:17together. Okay.
  473. 13:20[applause]
  474. 13:23Hi.
  475. 13:24>> Hi.
  476. 13:24>> I'm Nephie.
  477. 13:25>> Nice to meet you, Nephie.
  478. 13:27>> And my green flag is that I have a
  479. 13:29shallow vagina,
  480. 13:32so you'll always be big enough.
  481. 13:35>> Okay.
  482. 13:36>> Yay.
  483. 13:37Am I red flags? [laughter]
  484. 13:40Yay.
  485. 13:41>> The voice is tripping me out, man.
  486. 13:43>> I'm sorry.
  487. 13:44>> No, no, no, no. It's okay. Don't worry
  488. 13:46about it. It's just I wasn't expecting
  489. 13:47it. I've gotten used to it. We're back
  490. 13:49in. Okay. You have wonderful eyes.
  491. 13:50>> Thank you so much. You have wonderful
  492. 13:52eyes, too. Actually, a lot of you have
  493. 13:53had wonderful eyes, and I haven't had
  494. 13:55the chance to compliment you on them.
  495. 13:57You're the way your eyes are looking at
  496. 13:59me right now. [snorts] Godamn
  497. 14:01fella. [laughter]
  498. 14:04>> You're so nice, Mr. Tom Ford.
  499. 14:06>> Mr. Tom Ford. I've never been mistered
  500. 14:08before. Okay.
  501. 14:09>> And my red flag is that I like running
  502. 14:13trains.
  503. 14:14Model trains. [laughter]
  504. 14:17>> Nice. Okay. Yeah. This is the EMDS
  505. 14:19SD40T-2.
  506. 14:22It's a mountain train.
  507. 14:23>> Okay.
  508. 14:24>> Yeah. It rides on the mountains. And the
  509. 14:26difference between the EMDSD 40-2 is
  510. 14:30that the vents are at the bottom. And
  511. 14:32there's a little guy inside. Look,
  512. 14:35>> I can see him. Yeah.
  513. 14:36>> I wish your little guy was inside me.
  514. 14:39[laughter]
  515. 14:40>> She saved it at the end. Yeah.
  516. 14:43>> Yeah. I LIKE THAT.
  517. 14:47MY [applause] NAME IS BUTTERCUP, but you
  518. 14:48will be calling me mistress. I'm looking
  519. 14:50for a more submissive man.
  520. 14:52>> Okay.
  521. 14:53>> And I think I'm going to go ahead and
  522. 14:55test that out with you right now.
  523. 14:57>> Oh
  524. 14:59>> Kneel down.
  525. 15:01>> One knee or two. [music]
  526. 15:02>> Two. Good boy for asking questions.
  527. 15:04>> Okay. Oh
  528. 15:05>> Damn. Hell yeah.
  529. 15:07>> Oh my god. Tend.
  530. 15:09>> Oh my god.
  531. 15:11I would say if I had a red flag,
  532. 15:14[music] it's probably that I'm a bit of
  533. 15:15a hypocrite. I can do whatever I want.
  534. 15:17And you ask for permission to do
  535. 15:19literally anything.
  536. 15:21>> Hello.
  537. 15:21>> You want to breathe, you ask. You want
  538. 15:23to eat, you have to ask. I own you.
  539. 15:27>> Understood.
  540. 15:28>> Good boy.
  541. 15:29>> Oh my god. [laughter]
  542. 15:32[applause]
  543. 15:32[cheering]
  544. 15:34>> And at Green Flags, afterare is a must.
  545. 15:37I'm going to take good care of you.
  546. 15:39>> I like that a lot. I'm not going to lie.
  547. 15:41I like that.
  548. 15:43>> I didn't expect that. I've never had
  549. 15:44someone bring out a whip, but that was
  550. 15:46actually really attractive. Holy
  551. 15:47>> What do you think? Good boy.
  552. 15:48>> Am I allowed to stand up?
  553. 15:49>> You may. Good boy.
  554. 15:51>> Good.
  555. 15:52>> Right. For sure. Right.
  556. 15:56[applause and cheering]
  557. 15:56>> Unexpected, right? But definitely a
  558. 15:58right.
  559. 15:58>> That's good to know.
  560. 15:59>> Oh my god.
  561. 16:00>> Pink. Yeah.
  562. 16:02>> Hello. My name is [music] Pink and my
  563. 16:05green flags are I love going to
  564. 16:06Renaissance fairs, anime conventions. I
  565. 16:08go to New York every year for Comic-Con.
  566. 16:10[music]
  567. 16:10Okay,
  568. 16:11>> my red flag is I'm really crazy. Like,
  569. 16:14I'm crazy. One time in high
  570. 16:16school, somebody tried to steal my
  571. 16:17violin. I found out where he lives and I
  572. 16:20forked his lawn. That means if you do
  573. 16:22anything to make me upset, you're going
  574. 16:25to be part of my life for a very long
  575. 16:27time. But you might like it. I don't
  576. 16:29know.
  577. 16:30>> I like it right now at least.
  578. 16:31>> Can I ask you a question before I make
  579. 16:33this decision? I think I know where I'm
  580. 16:34going with this, but what's your
  581. 16:35favorite anime?
  582. 16:36>> Hell.
  583. 16:37>> Hell, right.
  584. 16:39>> Oh Okay. Right. [applause]
  585. 16:41>> Let's get up for the next girl.
  586. 16:45>> Hi, I'm Jen and I got you a little gift
  587. 16:48to describe me.
  588. 16:49>> Oh, thank you.
  589. 16:50>> Um, I'm sweet. [music] I have all
  590. 16:53natural fruit juice and uh I'm a gusher.
  591. 16:56>> Got it. Okay.
  592. 16:57>> Wait, what's a what does that mean? A
  593. 16:59gusher.
  594. 16:59>> She's a squirter.
  595. 17:02>> Oh,
  596. 17:03>> you didn't pick up on that?
  597. 17:05>> No. S seriously, I heard gusher and I
  598. 17:08was thinking a blusher. blusher.
  599. 17:10>> That's good to know. I guess you know
  600. 17:12Tom.
  601. 17:12>> I gotta be honest. I'm actually not the
  602. 17:14biggest fan of gushers.
  603. 17:16>> So, while I do appreciate it, I think
  604. 17:18I'm going to have to swipe left. I'm so
  605. 17:19sorry.
  606. 17:20>> It's okay.
  607. 17:20>> What?
  608. 17:21>> Oh my gosh.
  609. 17:22>> Wait. So, have you ever had someone I
  610. 17:24guess gush
  611. 17:25>> in my face?
  612. 17:28>> Used to think about it.
  613. 17:30>> Oh, can I say can I say yes on the
  614. 17:32internet where my family will see this?
  615. 17:34>> Uh, yes. Yes, I have.
  616. 17:36>> Yay. [laughter]
  617. 17:38Oh my god.
  618. 17:39>> That's talent, guys. You know how hard
  619. 17:40it is to make someone gush?
  620. 17:42>> It's hard for you. What?
  621. 17:43>> Oh,
  622. 17:44>> shut the up, Tom.
  623. 17:46>> That's great to know. [laughter]
  624. 17:48>> All right, let's give it up to the next
  625. 17:49girl.
  626. 17:51[applause]
  627. 17:54>> Hi.
  628. 17:54>> Hello.
  629. 17:55>> I'm Emily. My green flag is that I am a
  630. 17:58hella nerdy. I love books, movies, TV
  631. 18:01shows, anime, whole ladder. [music] My
  632. 18:04red flag is that I might end up being
  633. 18:06funnier than you. So
  634. 18:07>> that's not at all a red flag. That's
  635. 18:09[laughter] a green flag. What are you
  636. 18:10talking about? Funnier than me. I love
  637. 18:11that. I love to laugh all the time.
  638. 18:13Yeah. What book are you reading right
  639. 18:14now?
  640. 18:14>> Uh I just [music] finished Acatar.
  641. 18:16[clears throat]
  642. 18:17>> Okay. So wait then, cuz I see the fangs
  643. 18:20going. You're more fairy vibe goth or
  644. 18:22vampire vibe goth.
  645. 18:23>> All of it.
  646. 18:24>> All of it.
  647. 18:24>> Mhm.
  648. 18:25>> I'll take that. Yeah, absolutely.
  649. 18:26Definitely a right. Hey guys, I messed
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  651. 18:32sometimes really easy to leave things
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  653. 18:35a birthday invite, dinner [music] plans,
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  702. 20:19let's get back to this amazing video.
  703. 20:22Welcome to the first elimination.
  704. 20:27You guys are spooky.
  705. 20:29>> I liked a lot of what you said. I'm
  706. 20:30going to say from the jump, I find all
  707. 20:32of you incredibly attractive. The first
  708. 20:35person I'm going to have to eliminate is
  709. 20:38going to be Pink.
  710. 20:41>> I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
  711. 20:43>> Is it because you're not a good boy?
  712. 20:44>> He sounds like you're a bad boy.
  713. 20:46>> Oh, good god.
  714. 20:47>> Yes. He's a naughty boy.
  715. 20:48>> Honestly, it's probably that. Yeah. To
  716. 20:51be fair, it's only because I've been a
  717. 20:53naughty boy.
  718. 20:56I'M NOT THE GOOD BOY THAT YOU'RE looking
  719. 20:58for.
  720. 20:58>> Let's give it up for pink guys.
  721. 21:03>> Tom, you didn't eliminate someone you
  722. 21:05swiped left on.
  723. 21:06>> I know I'm not supposed to, but we had
  724. 21:07some interactions off camera that really
  725. 21:09endeared some of the ladies to me. The
  726. 21:12two people that I swiped left on. I'm
  727. 21:13actually thinking I kind of want to keep
  728. 21:15y'all around.
  729. 21:17>> Oh my goodness.
  730. 21:18>> Is that allowed? Can I break the rules
  731. 21:20for that? I'm so sorry. It's your
  732. 21:21>> show, dude. It's whatever. It's just my
  733. 21:23channel.
  734. 21:25>> Whatever.
  735. 21:26>> Unfortunately, the other person that I'm
  736. 21:28going to eliminate is going to be Bella.
  737. 21:32>> Hello.
  738. 21:33>> I'm so sorry. You were amazing. You were
  739. 21:35wonderful. But
  740. 21:36>> Bye. It's okay.
  741. 21:38>> Bye.
  742. 21:39>> Thank you. [applause]
  743. 21:41>> She said that she was a little bit more
  744. 21:42of the submissive goth. And I'm not
  745. 21:44necessarily looking for someone who's
  746. 21:47going to be mostly submissive. Maybe
  747. 21:49controlling me a little bit more might
  748. 21:50be a little bit more my speed.
  749. 21:52>> Okay. All right.
  750. 21:53>> All right. Next up, who else are you
  751. 21:54eliminating?
  752. 21:55>> Oh, the last person that I'm going to
  753. 21:57eliminate
  754. 21:59>> is going to have to be Buttercup.
  755. 22:01[gasps]
  756. 22:02>> I'm I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I I
  757. 22:05enjoyed it, but I don't know if I'm
  758. 22:07willing to go that far just yet for
  759. 22:09myself.
  760. 22:10>> That's okay. There's only enough room in
  761. 22:12this [music] relationship for one
  762. 22:13dungeon master.
  763. 22:15>> That's probably
  764. 22:16>> Wow, that was great. There he is.
  765. 22:18[cheering]
  766. 22:20>> Oh, mic drop.
  767. 22:22>> I [applause and cheering] respect I
  768. 22:23respect that. I respect setting that up
  769. 22:25for you.
  770. 22:26>> All right, ladies. We're going to get to
  771. 22:28know Tom a little bit more in the
  772. 22:31cocktail hour.
  773. 22:36>> Oh, good god. And he loves tails.
  774. 22:38>> YAY.
  775. 22:39>> THAT'S TRUE. There you go. [laughter]
  776. 22:40>> Welcome to cocktail hour.
  777. 22:43[applause and cheering]
  778. 22:44>> There you go. All right, ladies. I'm
  779. 22:47going to give you guys 10 minutes
  780. 22:48[music] to ask any question you want to.
  781. 22:50Tom,
  782. 22:50>> y'all, I'm an open book, so ask me
  783. 22:52anything you want to right now.
  784. 22:53>> Do you guys have a hot take on [music]
  785. 22:54dating?
  786. 22:55>> I do.
  787. 22:56>> Oh, okay. Yeah.
  788. 22:57>> I think like watching porn without me is
  789. 23:00cheating.
  790. 23:00>> Oh,
  791. 23:01>> Like like it's not it's not hardcore
  792. 23:03cheating, but if we did like I'd like to
  793. 23:04have a talk about that so it's like
  794. 23:06open. I'm like, "Okay, if he wants to
  795. 23:07watch porn
  796. 23:08>> and like then I could too."
  797. 23:10>> You know what I mean? Or we could watch
  798. 23:11it together.
  799. 23:12>> That actually makes sense.
  800. 23:13>> I like I like hentai. So
  801. 23:15>> Okay.
  802. 23:15>> Yeah. I like hentai.
  803. 23:16>> Haven't watched any hentai before.
  804. 23:17>> You've never watched any hentai?
  805. 23:19>> No, have not actually.
  806. 23:20>> Have you ever seen an ho?
  807. 23:21>> No.
  808. 23:23>> Oh.
  809. 23:24>> Oh, some people can really cross their
  810. 23:26eyes. I'm like working on crossing my
  811. 23:28eyes better.
  812. 23:28>> Some people are born like that.
  813. 23:30>> True. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE BORN IN
  814. 23:32AGO, but I mean [laughter] crossing eyes
  815. 23:34maybe.
  816. 23:35>> Just saying. So, if you were to catch
  817. 23:36him watching porn, you'd be like, "Dude,
  818. 23:38what the you're cheating on me?" [music]
  819. 23:40type of thing.
  820. 23:41>> Yeah. I'd be like, "Why don't you just
  821. 23:42want me?" Like, I'm free for use most of
  822. 23:44the time. So you're free use most of the
  823. 23:47time. Like if we were in a committed
  824. 23:48relationship, I'm free [music] use. Like
  825. 23:49I'm cooking dinner, I'm cooking steak,
  826. 23:51lift up my skirt, like stuff like that.
  827. 23:54>> Damn. Okay.
  828. 23:55>> But I have to be mutual cuz sometimes in
  829. 23:57the I'm in the mood to like dominate.
  830. 23:58>> So you would want me to be for use as
  831. 24:00well.
  832. 24:00>> Mhm.
  833. 24:00>> Okay.
  834. 24:01>> I like that.
  835. 24:02>> Mhm.
  836. 24:02>> All right.
  837. 24:02>> That's actually good to know starting
  838. 24:04out.
  839. 24:04>> Yeah.
  840. 24:04>> I would totally agree that like watching
  841. 24:06porn without you would be cheating.
  842. 24:07>> Awesome.
  843. 24:08>> For now, I think we should go through
  844. 24:09Tom's porn history.
  845. 24:11>> Give us your phone.
  846. 24:12>> No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm
  847. 24:13kidding. [laughter] I I like that he was
  848. 24:15willing though.
  849. 24:16>> He's like, "Okay, Tom, I have a question
  850. 24:17for you. If you were a Pokemon, what
  851. 24:20Pokemon would you be?"
  852. 24:21>> That's a good question.
  853. 24:22>> Such a good question. Okay, cuz I
  854. 24:23actually have an answer. My [laughter]
  855. 24:25favorite one. It's one of the best ones.
  856. 24:26I think full on, even though I'm a Gen 4
  857. 24:29guy, Poliwrath is my guy.
  858. 24:31>> I love Poliwrath. I love the like water
  859. 24:33fighting mix and I think it's a super
  860. 24:36underrated type combo. Also, I did a
  861. 24:39little bit of both swimming and martial
  862. 24:42arts when I was a kid.
  863. 24:43>> What martial arts?
  864. 24:45>> Muay Thai.
  865. 24:45>> Whoa.
  866. 24:46>> That takes skill. Can you still do some
  867. 24:48moves?
  868. 24:49>> Uh, I've been out of it for a while, but
  869. 24:51I did it for like seven.
  870. 24:52>> He's got moves. I'm going to get out of
  871. 24:53the way. Tell
  872. 24:54>> Oh, Jesus Christ.
  873. 24:54>> Get in the handle, dude. Yes.
  874. 24:56>> Yeah. Show us some things. Impress us.
  875. 25:00>> WOW. [screaming]
  876. 25:03[cheering]
  877. 25:03>> THAT'S HYPING ME UP.
  878. 25:05>> THAT'S LIKE HYPING me up. I'm like, I
  879. 25:07want to try kicking.
  880. 25:08>> I mean, [laughter] in the latex, I don't
  881. 25:10know if it would.
  882. 25:10>> I'm pretty flexible, too. So,
  883. 25:12>> Oh, yeah.
  884. 25:13>> I used to be able to do like put my feet
  885. 25:15behind my head stuff.
  886. 25:16>> She's hoping to get you up there. Um,
  887. 25:18[laughter]
  888. 25:20>> damn. I wasn't more flexible. I can kick
  889. 25:21high though.
  890. 25:22>> You can do it, bud.
  891. 25:23>> That was really good. No, that was
  892. 25:26>> He's been practicing since last I got to
  893. 25:28work on the sound effects. What was it
  894. 25:30ONE MORE TIME?
  895. 25:30>> ICE. ICE.
  896. 25:32>> THAT WAS [cheering] PRETTY GOOD.
  897. 25:34[applause]
  898. 25:35YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO? I LIKE TO
  899. 25:37kick Ice's ass.
  900. 25:41>> Now, give it up for Tom, guys.
  901. 25:43>> Hey, Tom.
  902. 25:44>> Hell yeah.
  903. 25:45>> We can [applause] protect you guys.
  904. 25:46>> Yeah, that's something that's really
  905. 25:48important to me.
  906. 25:49>> Protecting you.
  907. 25:49>> Yeah. Like making sure I feel safe when
  908. 25:51we're in public because, you know,
  909. 25:53[music] there's a lot of crazy things
  910. 25:54that happen and I would feel more
  911. 25:56comfortable knowing that you can kick
  912. 25:58someone's ass for me. Like that makes me
  913. 26:00feel so much better. Have you ever
  914. 26:03kicked someone?
  915. 26:04>> Have I kicked someone? Yes.
  916. 26:08>> Yes.
  917. 26:08>> That's even better. [laughter]
  918. 26:11>> That's even better.
  919. 26:12>> I have a question.
  920. 26:13>> Yeah, absolutely.
  921. 26:13>> Uh, what type of music is your favorite?
  922. 26:15>> Here's the thing. My playlist is wild.
  923. 26:17>> So, it's going to have a mixed bag.
  924. 26:20You're going to be listening to classic
  925. 26:23like '90s country music cuz that's what
  926. 26:24I was raised on. It's going to
  927. 26:26immediately then switch to Kendrick.
  928. 26:28It's going to immediately then switch to
  929. 26:29Green Day. It's gonna immediately then
  930. 26:31switch to smooth jazz and then
  931. 26:33immediately switch after that to
  932. 26:34something like actually Bad Bunny. I've
  933. 26:36been listening to a lot recently. Lot
  934. 26:38more Bad Bunny.
  935. 26:38>> Bad Bunny. Good.
  936. 26:39>> The Goth Girls from Bad Bunny.
  937. 26:41>> Yeah.
  938. 26:41>> Yes,
  939. 26:41>> dude. Hell yeah.
  940. 26:42>> I grew up to country music.
  941. 26:44>> I grew up on a farm actually.
  942. 26:46>> Oh,
  943. 26:46>> yeah. That's all my father played
  944. 26:48[music] was country.
  945. 26:48>> I can hear the little twing. You said
  946. 26:50farm.
  947. 26:51>> Out yonder.
  948. 26:52>> Out yonder. Like we milked cows and
  949. 26:54everything. Like we milk cows.
  950. 26:56[laughter]
  951. 26:56>> THAT'S HOW YOU MILK COWS. NO, you
  952. 26:59squeeze.
  953. 27:00>> I've not milked a cow before. I'm not
  954. 27:02sure they're milked that [laughter] way.
  955. 27:03The first way.
  956. 27:04>> I'm great at milking.
  957. 27:05>> Yeah, I'm I'm inclined to believe you.
  958. 27:07>> I won best milker on the farm.
  959. 27:10[laughter]
  960. 27:11>> I did. I'm sure you did.
  961. 27:13>> And then I got to milk the goats
  962. 27:16and the owner. [laughter]
  963. 27:20>> Sorry.
  964. 27:21>> No, it's okay. You're super fun. I like
  965. 27:23having you around. This is great.
  966. 27:24>> I told her I'm going to take you to
  967. 27:25Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, I love getting
  968. 27:27STUFFED [laughter]
  969. 27:31>> and I love turkey.
  970. 27:33>> This is the most fun shoot we've done
  971. 27:35yet, dude. This is awesome. I love this.
  972. 27:36>> So good.
  973. 27:37>> I was curious like what's your life
  974. 27:39goals?
  975. 27:40>> So, I'm currently working to be a voice
  976. 27:41actor actually. That's why I'm out here.
  977. 27:44I mean, obviously like with anime.
  978. 27:46>> Yeah.
  979. 27:47>> Choose either uh German or Russian.
  980. 27:50>> Russian. Russian.
  981. 27:50>> Russian. The Russian one is a lot easier
  982. 27:52for me to do anyway. It's a lot.
  983. 27:55>> It's a [laughter] lot deeper. Sits in
  984. 27:57the register a lot.
  985. 27:59>> This is what works for you. [laughter]
  986. 28:02>> Wow.
  987. 28:04>> It is pretty sexy. [laughter]
  988. 28:05>> If you if you saw her at a bar, use your
  989. 28:07German voice to pick her up. Go.
  990. 28:10>> Excuse me, miss.
  991. 28:13>> I can tell that you like the sound of my
  992. 28:15voice. Would you like to hear it a
  993. 28:18little bit more tonight? Maybe lower
  994. 28:20than where it is right now. Okay. Say, I
  995. 28:22hope I'm not rushing into things.
  996. 28:24[laughter]
  997. 28:26>> That's for me. I'm going to do it
  998. 28:27anyway. I hope we're not rushing [music]
  999. 28:30into things too quickly.
  1000. 28:32>> I don't feel like we're rushing that
  1001. 28:33much.
  1002. 28:34>> Okay. [laughter]
  1003. 28:36Yes. Very nice. Okay. I like that.
  1004. 28:40[applause]
  1005. 28:41Do you do character voices?
  1006. 28:43>> I'm trying to get a little bit more into
  1007. 28:44the anime voice cuz it is a different
  1008. 28:46style.
  1009. 28:46>> It is. I do anime voices, too.
  1010. 28:48>> Wait, you do anime voices?
  1011. 28:50>> Yeah, I can. Hold on. Give me something
  1012. 28:51[music] to say.
  1013. 28:52>> David, you're the coolest guy in the
  1014. 28:53world. Yeah.
  1015. 28:54>> Sorry. This is about Tom. Tired. Go
  1016. 28:56ahead.
  1017. 28:57>> Tom, you're like the coolest guy I've
  1018. 29:00ever met, bro.
  1019. 29:02>> Oh my gosh.
  1020. 29:04>> I'm I'm not sure how I feel right now.
  1021. 29:06This is the first time that a girl has
  1022. 29:07ever said that I was cool. Oh no.
  1023. 29:10[screaming]
  1024. 29:12[applause]
  1025. 29:12>> That was impressive.
  1026. 29:15>> That was great.
  1027. 29:16>> It's a lot better when you have
  1028. 29:17[cheering] someone to rip off. Yeah,
  1029. 29:18>> I could do like a Yoshi impression or
  1030. 29:21like a really bad Stitch one. Like silly
  1031. 29:23voices.
  1032. 29:23>> I do Stitch, too, but like let's hear
  1033. 29:24it. Yeah.
  1034. 29:25>> Okay. It's really bad. It's like a girl
  1035. 29:27version.
  1036. 29:33>> Yoshi, too.
  1037. 29:34>> There you go.
  1038. 29:35>> Might not be good, BUT
  1039. 29:38[laughter]
  1040. 29:41>> really good.
  1041. 29:44>> Wait, what the was that? That's his
  1042. 29:46laugh, bro. That was Stitch.
  1043. 29:48>> Oh, that's the Stitch L.
  1044. 29:49>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. [laughter]
  1045. 29:50>> WHEN HE COMES OUT of the thing.
  1046. 29:52>> I was like, "Wait, is that Tom's real
  1047. 29:54laugh?"
  1048. 29:54>> Ticky dicky ma.
  1049. 29:58You know the TV song
  1050. 29:59>> from the actual show. Let's go.
  1051. 30:01>> I love the actual show. It's like one of
  1052. 30:03my favorites.
  1053. 30:03>> Yes.
  1054. 30:05>> It's so good.
  1055. 30:06>> Can I hear a Yoshi one?
  1056. 30:07>> Yeah.
  1057. 30:10>> THAT ONE'S GOOD.
  1058. 30:13>> [applause]
  1059. 30:14>> CAN YOU DO THE LITTLE OR WHAT IS IT?
  1060. 30:17>> OH, like the flutter kick.
  1061. 30:18>> Yeah. Yeah.
  1062. 30:19>> I don't know how it goes. I can't
  1063. 30:20>> you No, it's so easy. The flutter kick.
  1064. 30:22It's
  1065. 30:24[laughter]
  1066. 30:25>> That's the new machine sound.
  1067. 30:29>> I I can't show mine, but I can queef on
  1068. 30:33command. [laughter]
  1069. 30:38>> We're not doing that. Not for her.
  1070. 30:39>> How many girls have you been with?
  1071. 30:41>> It's not It's not crazy. It's actually
  1072. 30:42just four.
  1073. 30:43>> That's such a green flag.
  1074. 30:45>> That is such a green flag.
  1075. 30:47>> Why is that a green flag? Women say,
  1076. 30:48"No, I want experience, but then you
  1077. 30:50know you know
  1078. 30:52>> it's not the number that matters. It's
  1079. 30:54like the amount of times that you did it
  1080. 30:56with those four people that matters.
  1081. 30:58Like cuz you can have sex with like four
  1082. 31:00people
  1083. 31:01>> and still have no rhythm with it. Just
  1084. 31:02like you have to have some like
  1085. 31:05>> she knows how what's your rhythm? Like,
  1086. 31:07can you clap [music] the rhythm for me?
  1087. 31:11>> And then you can go more slow.
  1088. 31:13>> That's pretty good. Oh. Oh. Oh.
  1089. 31:15>> I don't know. Oh,
  1090. 31:16>> I sometimes you do need. [laughter]
  1091. 31:19>> I'm just kidding.
  1092. 31:19>> Would you ever get with a virgin?
  1093. 31:22>> Yeah. I don't see what's wrong with
  1094. 31:24being with a virgin.
  1095. 31:25>> I've seen like a lot of videos. I could
  1096. 31:27do it any style you want. Like freaky
  1097. 31:29style, normal style, backward style,
  1098. 31:33upside down style. I've watched them
  1099. 31:35all. I've watched a lot of videos. So,
  1100. 31:37I've I could probably do it like normal
  1101. 31:40or however style.
  1102. 31:42>> Okay.
  1103. 31:43>> I've never heard I've never heard of
  1104. 31:44someone call it style. That's kind of
  1105. 31:46>> You've never doggy style.
  1106. 31:48>> The only one is doggy style. You don't
  1107. 31:50call it like missionary style or
  1108. 31:52>> I like reverse cowgirl the best.
  1109. 31:55>> Oh, I hate reverse cowgirl. Like squat
  1110. 31:58riding.
  1111. 31:58>> Squat riding.
  1112. 32:01>> Sorry. [laughter]
  1113. 32:02>> Squat riding.
  1114. 32:03>> Oh, I see. Yeah.
  1115. 32:04>> Yeah. What is your favorite [music]
  1116. 32:05position?
  1117. 32:06>> Favorite positions? Probably uh cowgirl
  1118. 32:10or missionary just cuz I like to
  1119. 32:12actually look into your eyes.
  1120. 32:14>> I like the intimacy part of it.
  1121. 32:16>> Can do like the one two where you grab
  1122. 32:18under the back and then one on the the
  1123. 32:19ash cheek and like get really in it.
  1124. 32:21>> Mhm. Yeah. [laughter]
  1125. 32:23>> Sorry.
  1126. 32:24>> Where's one hand? Where's the Where's
  1127. 32:25the first hand at?
  1128. 32:26>> Can I demonstrate on a girl?
  1129. 32:27>> Yeah.
  1130. 32:27>> Can I do it on you?
  1131. 32:28>> Yeah.
  1132. 32:29>> So, you'd be like, "Grab the waist here.
  1133. 32:31We're in missionary." And then you grab
  1134. 32:32the [laughter] other,
  1135. 32:34>> right? Yeah.
  1136. 32:36>> I have a wife. Look at me not looking.
  1137. 32:39You know why? Cuz I have a [music] wife.
  1138. 32:41>> But you like grab her waist here and
  1139. 32:43then like you grab her her super thick
  1140. 32:45hip and you just [music] go in like
  1141. 32:46that.
  1142. 32:47>> Okay.
  1143. 32:48>> Can I change my pants?
  1144. 32:49>> Okay.
  1145. 32:50>> What's something that you [music] went
  1146. 32:51through that made you stronger as a
  1147. 32:54person?
  1148. 32:54>> Oh, okay. Honestly, the reason why I got
  1149. 32:57into [music] acting was cuz I had super
  1150. 32:59low self-confidence when I was a kid.
  1151. 33:00and I didn't really vibe with the person
  1152. 33:02[music] who I was. So getting on stage
  1153. 33:04and getting more active was something
  1154. 33:06that like helped me not be me
  1155. 33:10until I started to realize that when
  1156. 33:12you're acting, you can actually add
  1157. 33:13parts of yourself to it and it can be
  1158. 33:15celebrated on stage. [music] And so
  1159. 33:17parts of me started being celebrated on
  1160. 33:20stage and I was like, "Oh, maybe more of
  1161. 33:22me can be celebrated and now I'm
  1162. 33:24actually in a much better mental place
  1163. 33:26[music] because of it."
  1164. 33:27>> That's beautiful.
  1165. 33:28>> That's so nice.
  1166. 33:29>> I love that. reason why I'm in why I'm
  1167. 33:31an actor trauma.
  1168. 33:32>> I was bullied a lot in high school and
  1169. 33:35cuz I I didn't ever really look like
  1170. 33:37this [laughter]
  1171. 33:38>> most of my life. [music]
  1172. 33:39So I was really bullied for being
  1173. 33:41different because of who I am. This was
  1174. 33:43not normal,
  1175. 33:44>> right? [laughter]
  1176. 33:45>> So it was very hard for me [music] to be
  1177. 33:47myself around people and to be
  1178. 33:50vulnerable and to be real and it was
  1179. 33:52like something that I always struggled
  1180. 33:54with. So when I started [music]
  1181. 33:57social media, it was like people started
  1182. 34:00celebrating me in this aesthetic [music]
  1183. 34:03in 2019 and it was something that helped
  1184. 34:06me grow in who I am. And I learned to
  1185. 34:09love those parts of me that [music]
  1186. 34:11people would bully me for like being
  1187. 34:12awkward and you know weird and my nerdy
  1188. 34:15obsessions that [music] people would
  1189. 34:17bully me for. It was like those things.
  1190. 34:20I found other people that also were
  1191. 34:22bullied and also loved those things
  1192. 34:24[music] and it just made it better.
  1193. 34:27>> Yeah, for sure. Yeah,
  1194. 34:28>> it's beautiful.
  1195. 34:29>> I was curious about what your favorite
  1196. 34:31pickup line is.
  1197. 34:32>> It's a little kitschy, but um do you
  1198. 34:35mind if I use this on you real quick?
  1199. 34:36I'm going show you all off. Okay. Okay.
  1200. 34:39Um it
  1201. 34:40>> Oh.
  1202. 34:41>> Oh, [laughter] he's ready.
  1203. 34:42>> He's getting ready.
  1204. 34:43>> Wait, are you picking me up?
  1205. 34:45>> Yeah.
  1206. 34:45>> No, dude. There's six girls here. What
  1207. 34:47are you doing? [laughter] Can anyone let
  1208. 34:49him pick you up?
  1209. 34:50>> Is anyone willing to do this?
  1210. 34:52>> Okay. Yeah, you pick. Um, you know,
  1211. 34:53actually, we haven't gotten to
  1212. 34:54>> I know. I feel like I haven't talked to
  1213. 34:56you a lot.
  1214. 34:57>> Uh, hey, I just wanted to know, um, real
  1215. 34:59quick, uh, do you like pirates?
  1216. 35:02>> I do.
  1217. 35:03>> Okay. So, you know the stereotype of
  1218. 35:05like the pets of pirates, right? So, if
  1219. 35:08you were a pirate, would your pet be on
  1220. 35:11this shoulder or this shoulder?
  1221. 35:13>> Oh, that's smooth.
  1222. 35:15>> I like it.
  1223. 35:17That is so smooth.
  1224. 35:19>> That is a good one.
  1225. 35:21>> That was a good job.
  1226. 35:22>> Cool. Can you actually
  1227. 35:24>> I like it.
  1228. 35:25>> My favorite one's the palm one.
  1229. 35:27>> Speaking of pirates, they have pegged
  1230. 35:29legs. Do you like to be pegged?
  1231. 35:31>> Oo. Okay. [laughter]
  1232. 35:35>> Yeah, that's a good one. That's a little
  1233. 35:37fun to work around. That was great.
  1234. 35:39Let's get up for this round. [applause]
  1235. 35:44Welcome to another elimination.
  1236. 35:49>> That was a great round. Now you have to
  1237. 35:51eliminate another three girls.
  1238. 35:53>> Another three again. Damn,
  1239. 35:56>> that's a lot.
  1240. 35:57>> Honestly, I really enjoyed the last
  1241. 35:58round. I enjoyed getting to talk to all
  1242. 36:00of you and getting to know a little bit
  1243. 36:01more about all of you. Uh definitely
  1244. 36:03felt some pretty solid connections that
  1245. 36:05got established during that time. The
  1246. 36:07first person that I'm going to eliminate
  1247. 36:10is going to be Jen.
  1248. 36:12I'm so sorry.
  1249. 36:12>> It's okay. Not Jen. [applause] No,
  1250. 36:17I guess I can't be your gateway goth.
  1251. 36:19>> Yeah, I'm so [laughter] sorry about
  1252. 36:21that.
  1253. 36:21>> Bye, pretty lady.
  1254. 36:24[applause]
  1255. 36:25>> Just so you know, she's she's a gateway
  1256. 36:27goth.
  1257. 36:27>> Gateway goth. Okay, Jen, can you [music]
  1258. 36:29explain that real quick?
  1259. 36:30>> So, gateway goth is kind of like your
  1260. 36:34starter. I'm a soft goth and then you
  1261. 36:36have like baby bat.
  1262. 36:37>> Yeah, exactly. So, I was going to ease
  1263. 36:40you in and then you were going to jump
  1264. 36:42into the pool. [laughter]
  1265. 36:46>> But doesn't that mean that you would
  1266. 36:48You're being seen as a stepping stone
  1267. 36:50instead of like the main.
  1268. 36:52>> Well, I could be the main. It depends
  1269. 36:53how far you want to go.
  1270. 36:55>> You deserve to be a main.
  1271. 36:57>> Don't see yourself.
  1272. 36:59>> PERIOD.
  1273. 37:02[applause]
  1274. 37:03>> HEY, you deserve to be made, but I'm
  1275. 37:05going to eliminate you. [laughter]
  1276. 37:07>> Hey, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm
  1277. 37:08kidding. I'm kidding.
  1278. 37:10>> Uh, the next person that I'm going to
  1279. 37:12eliminate, second person,
  1280. 37:15is going to be Nephie.
  1281. 37:17>> Oh, no.
  1282. 37:18>> I'm so sorry.
  1283. 37:19>> That's okay. It was wonderful meeting
  1284. 37:22you. It
  1285. 37:22>> was wonderful meeting you, too.
  1286. 37:23>> And I hope maybe [music] at some point
  1287. 37:25you can DM in my DMs.
  1288. 37:28>> Okay.
  1289. 37:34>> [applause]
  1290. 37:35[cheering]
  1291. 37:35>> Matthew,
  1292. 37:38>> ladies,
  1293. 37:40man, boy,
  1294. 37:43who's the boy here?
  1295. 37:44>> Me.
  1296. 37:45>> There you go.
  1297. 37:45>> We all have a little boy inside us.
  1298. 37:47>> Yes, we do. Cherish it.
  1299. 37:50>> Okay, who else are we going to
  1300. 37:52eliminate?
  1301. 37:52>> And the final person that I'm going to
  1302. 37:54eliminate is going to be Destiny. I'm so
  1303. 37:58sorry.
  1304. 37:59>> It's okay.
  1305. 38:00>> We had a really nice moment with the
  1306. 38:01with Pickup Lines. didn't [music]
  1307. 38:04necessarily feel the connection beyond
  1308. 38:05that. But still, you were amazing. Thank
  1309. 38:07you so much for having come.
  1310. 38:08>> I get it. You're not ready to commit.
  1311. 38:10So, I'm just looking for someone to
  1312. 38:12commit. It's not him.
  1313. 38:14>> All right.
  1314. 38:15>> I love you. Love you, too.
  1315. 38:17>> That was a tough, but congrats to the
  1316. 38:19ladies that have made it. Now, we're
  1317. 38:21going to go to [music]
  1318. 38:22the final round.
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  1368. 39:53Let's get back to this video. All right,
  1369. 39:54guys. I think you guys have been a lot
  1370. 39:56of fun. We got to know you guys, but I I
  1371. 39:58loved how serious we got, and I want you
  1372. 40:00guys to connect a little bit more cuz
  1373. 40:02he's looking for a wife. You guys are
  1374. 40:03looking for a sub. Close enough.
  1375. 40:05[laughter]
  1376. 40:06It's about there. That being [music]
  1377. 40:08said, I want to get a little serious.
  1378. 40:10So, Tom, asked the question. So, I
  1379. 40:12wanted to continue that intimacy into
  1380. 40:14this next round with the [music]
  1381. 40:15question, what is the moment when you
  1382. 40:17know you've fallen in love with someone?
  1383. 40:19You can start with you.
  1384. 40:20>> Okay. So, it's almost like when you're
  1385. 40:22really in love with someone, you see
  1386. 40:24them, but you also see all the things
  1387. 40:26that they've been through as well.
  1388. 40:28>> Like the little boy in you and
  1389. 40:30everything that he's been through and to
  1390. 40:31see you where you are now, like every
  1391. 40:33little thing you've been through. And
  1392. 40:34then we [music] have like the the
  1393. 40:36experience to have seen that, if that
  1394. 40:39makes sense. Once we get to know each
  1395. 40:40other at a deeper level,
  1396. 40:41>> once those walls get down, you know.
  1397. 40:43>> Yeah. It does take time for the walls to
  1398. 40:45get down, but once they are down, we're
  1399. 40:46lovers, but also best friends,
  1400. 40:48>> right?
  1401. 40:49>> Can come to each other [music] for
  1402. 40:50anything? And uh the sex has to be like
  1403. 40:52ecstasy.
  1404. 40:53>> That's true. On top. I like it.
  1405. 40:54>> What do you like normally for to come
  1406. 40:56first? Sex or the love?
  1407. 40:58>> Sex.
  1408. 40:58>> Sex for you.
  1409. 40:59>> Okay. Uh what about for you? Love first.
  1410. 41:02Okay.
  1411. 41:02>> Love.
  1412. 41:03>> Okay. Two loves, one sex. That's good to
  1413. 41:05know. Sex is really important in
  1414. 41:07relationships cuz if you don't have sex,
  1415. 41:10you're kind of just like partners or
  1416. 41:11roommates.
  1417. 41:12>> But if you have sex, you need to keep
  1418. 41:13that spice.
  1419. 41:14>> It's a way to enact the love.
  1420. 41:16>> Right. Right.
  1421. 41:17>> That was great. Okay, moving on to
  1422. 41:18contestant number two.
  1423. 41:20>> When is the moment that you know you're
  1424. 41:21in love with someone?
  1425. 41:22>> When I'm not with them and all I think
  1426. 41:24about is how I wish that they [music]
  1427. 41:27were there. Like whenever I experience
  1428. 41:28something in my life that is something
  1429. 41:30like super exciting and something that I
  1430. 41:33want to celebrate and they're the first
  1431. 41:35person that I think of say like
  1432. 41:37something does really well in my job.
  1433. 41:39They're the first person that I want to
  1434. 41:40go to. That's when I realized that like
  1435. 41:42they're not just [music]
  1436. 41:44somebody that I'm in love with, they're
  1437. 41:45my support system. They're my
  1438. 41:47cheerleader. Like and I'm theirs. Like
  1439. 41:49it's somebody that I can also [music]
  1440. 41:50like be there for. Like being able to be
  1441. 41:53comfortable with them in a vulnerable
  1442. 41:54way. like something more intimate.
  1443. 41:57[music] Like I think that that is so
  1444. 41:58much more important. And that's when I
  1445. 42:01realize that I'm in love with someone is
  1446. 42:02if I can be vulnerable and [music] be
  1447. 42:05myself and be in a safe place.
  1448. 42:07>> Wanting to share those moments with the
  1449. 42:09person even if they're not around, but
  1450. 42:10like oh my partner would love this.
  1451. 42:12[music] I was I would wish that he was
  1452. 42:14here kind of.
  1453. 42:15>> Yeah. Exactly.
  1454. 42:16>> Okay. I like that. That's a good answer,
  1455. 42:17too.
  1456. 42:18>> It's like when you're at the club and
  1457. 42:19you see some like crazy drama.
  1458. 42:21>> Yeah. Yeah. And it's early, but
  1459. 42:24>> you leave the club early to go home to
  1460. 42:27tell your girl the drama.
  1461. 42:28>> Exactly. Exactly. That's when I realized
  1462. 42:31that I'm in love with somebody. Like
  1463. 42:33they're the person I want to gossip
  1464. 42:34with. Like somebody that I want to share
  1465. 42:36tea with. I'm
  1466. 42:37>> not going to lie. I [music] love like
  1467. 42:38sharing gossip and getting gossip.
  1468. 42:41Workplace relationships. Like a lot of
  1469. 42:43the people I work with, like they're
  1470. 42:44telling me their [music] stuff and so
  1471. 42:45I'm just like holding all that in and
  1472. 42:47I'm like, "Oh my gosh, this would be so
  1473. 42:49fun if I got to share this with someone
  1474. 42:50else." And then they got to share with
  1475. 42:51me that.
  1476. 42:52>> Exactly. And that's something that makes
  1477. 42:54me realize I'm in love with someone is
  1478. 42:55if I can [music] do that and we have
  1479. 42:57that.
  1480. 42:57>> You would think it's a small thing, but
  1481. 42:58it really isn't. And I like that.
  1482. 43:00Contestant number three, what is the
  1483. 43:01moment when you know you're in love with
  1484. 43:03someone?
  1485. 43:04>> So, past the dating phase, when you see
  1486. 43:06what they're [music] really passionate
  1487. 43:07about and what they're driving for and
  1488. 43:09when you can be vulnerable with that
  1489. 43:10person, too. I think that's really,
  1490. 43:12really important. And that just [music]
  1491. 43:14makes me fall in love more. Like, when
  1492. 43:16you just know you have that rock and
  1493. 43:17that support system, it's your best
  1494. 43:19friend. And it's just someone you want
  1495. 43:22to be with [music] forever and you just
  1496. 43:23know that.
  1497. 43:24>> Why do they have to all have really good
  1498. 43:25answers? This is not going to help me at
  1499. 43:27all, man.
  1500. 43:28>> It's really not. You guys are
  1501. 43:29>> beautiful, beautiful moments. But I know
  1502. 43:31what comes next after this.
  1503. 43:32>> Another elimination.
  1504. 43:34>> God damn it.
  1505. 43:34>> Tom now has to pick his future wife. And
  1506. 43:37yes, you guys are going to get married
  1507. 43:38cuz I'm an officiator.
  1508. 43:40>> I do have the ring. [laughter]
  1509. 43:42>> Oh wow.
  1510. 43:44>> Nerd.
  1511. 43:44>> Hey.
  1512. 43:44>> No, I'm just kidding. It's cute. Ladies,
  1513. 43:46that last round was amazing and I really
  1514. 43:48appreciated every single one of your
  1515. 43:50answers. I felt the heart behind it. It
  1516. 43:53really is making this next decision
  1517. 43:55super hard cuz I could see myself going
  1518. 43:57on a date honestly with all with not all
  1519. 44:00three of you. [laughter]
  1520. 44:02>> Nice try.
  1521. 44:03>> Yeah, thank you. I tried to recover. It
  1522. 44:05didn't really work.
  1523. 44:05>> But the person that I do want to take on
  1524. 44:08a date
  1525. 44:11>> is K.
  1526. 44:13[applause and cheering]
  1527. 44:14Come on.
  1528. 44:18>> Give it up for Athena. And
  1529. 44:20>> thank you so much. I really appreciate
  1530. 44:21[applause and cheering] it.
  1531. 44:21>> It was so nice meeting you.
  1532. 44:22>> Thank you. Thank you so much.
  1533. 44:23>> It was so nice meeting you.
  1534. 44:24>> Yeah, you as well. Nice to meet you.
  1535. 44:26Thank you so much.
  1536. 44:26>> Thank you. Thank you.
  1537. 44:28>> K. How do you feel, dude?
  1538. 44:30>> Great.
  1539. 44:31>> K. Uh, [music] what did you like about
  1540. 44:32Tom?
  1541. 44:33>> I like how you show your true self and I
  1542. 44:36love all the voices and I think it's
  1543. 44:38just really cool that you just like
  1544. 44:40express yourself openly and share all
  1545. 44:42that. I [music] appreciate that. Thank
  1546. 44:43you. You've clearly been expressing
  1547. 44:45yourself the whole time and I really
  1548. 44:46connected with that, too. I'm super
  1549. 44:48happy with the way this all turned out.
  1550. 44:49>> Where are you guys going on your first
  1551. 44:50date? [music]
  1552. 44:51>> I'd like to do some uh activities. So,
  1553. 44:53probably want to do like arcade, mini
  1554. 44:55golf.
  1555. 44:56>> Oh, yeah.
  1556. 44:56>> Uh pool, something that [music] lets us
  1557. 44:58both be uh competitive and playful a
  1558. 45:00little bit. So,
  1559. 45:01>> yeah, that'd be great.
  1560. 45:02>> Yeah, absolutely. I think we just set
  1561. 45:04our date.
  1562. 45:04>> All right, guys. Let's give it up for
  1563. 45:05Tom and K. [cheering]
  1564. 45:08[applause]
  1565. 45:11Make sure to check out the extended
  1566. 45:12version on our Hero Hero Poppies Plus.
  1567. 45:15[music] It's the stuff I cannot leave on
  1568. 45:16YouTube. Go check it out. Super funny. I
  1569. 45:18love you guys.

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