9 Bad Girls Blind Date 1 Nice Guy — Transcript
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- 0:00Today, nine goth girls are looking for
- 0:02their perfect [music]
- 0:03match. But they're done dating bad boys.
- 0:07They're looking for a nice guy.
- 0:10>> This is Tom.
- 0:10>> Hey, I'm Tom.
- 0:11>> Tom is nervous today.
- 0:12>> I'm super nervous. [music] It's not
- 0:14always easy to stand in front of nine
- 0:16beautiful women and put your heart out
- 0:17there. But I'm hopeful today. But Tom is
- 0:19a catch. He's packing
- 0:23penis. Huge. I have some really good
- 0:25qualities. I'm loyal as [music] hell. I
- 0:26make my priority my partner and my
- 0:28partner my priority. And I got some
- 0:30pretty good-looking eyes.
- 0:32>> But Tom has certain tastes that [music]
- 0:34sneaky dog.
- 0:35>> I do love goth girls, man. I love the
- 0:37energy that they bring. I love that kind
- 0:39of black cat look. I love the freedom
- 0:41that they have when they're expressing
- 0:42themselves. Tom, you ready to meet these
- 0:44goth girls?
- 0:44>> Absolutely. I'm ready for these goth
- 0:46girls. Mom, I'm going to find the love
- 0:47of my life on the internet. Let's go.
- 0:49This is Oh my god. Holy I can
- 0:53sing. All right, guys. So, today we got
- 0:55nine GOTH GIRLS. [cheering]
- 1:00ALL RIGHT, LADIES. What kind of guy are
- 1:01you guys looking for today?
- 1:03>> Submissive, readable,
- 1:05>> nerdy, little knows how to clean.
- 1:08>> A lot of crazy I just heard
- 1:11>> I want a gamer. Like someone good
- 1:12[music] with their keyboard and their
- 1:14fingers, you know.
- 1:15>> Okay. What What kind of gamer though?
- 1:17>> Maybe FPS, but RPG gamers, Elen Ring
- 1:19players in particular. [laughter]
- 1:21>> Competitive competitive game.
- 1:23>> He does play video games. This is good.
- 1:25>> I want a man who's submissive and
- 1:27breedable. So, like he has balls and
- 1:29stuff.
- 1:30>> Yeah, I love balls.
- 1:33>> Someone who's patient and can handle my
- 1:35mood swings, who also knows how to clean
- 1:37cuz I cook. Cuz I can be messy. I cook,
- 1:39they're going to clean.
- 1:40>> I think that's a that's a that's an even
- 1:42trade.
- 1:43>> No way. That's good.
- 1:44>> A nerdy guy.
- 1:45>> I like a guy who's also nerdy but will
- 1:48also say sometimes say no to me. So,
- 1:50kind of opposite.
- 1:51>> You like that?
- 1:53>> You like to fight.
- 1:54>> Like, give me an example when you want
- 1:55him to say no. Um, if he's like, "Oh, I
- 1:58want to play this video game." If I if I
- 2:01want to play a video game with another
- 2:02guy and he's like, "No, you have to play
- 2:03with me tonight. [music] I want you to
- 2:04be my healer." I want him to like want
- 2:06me or say no to other girls.
- 2:09>> Yeah. No to other girls.
- 2:10>> But he can be friends with all your
- 2:11friends.
- 2:12>> Yes.
- 2:13>> Oh, yeah.
- 2:15[laughter]
- 2:16>> Dark, mysterious, likes Lord of the
- 2:19Rings. Non-negotiable.
- 2:20>> He looks like a hobbit.
- 2:22>> No. More Aragorn. Okay. More Aragorn
- 2:25look. Yeah.
- 2:26>> Yeah. We didn't get Aragore. [laughter]
- 2:29>> We got Frodo.
- 2:30>> Froto's kind of hot. So Froto's not hot.
- 2:33>> I'd give him a ring. It'd be a
- 2:35ring. [laughter]
- 2:37>> I'm just looking for a guy [music] who
- 2:39could give good massages, likes
- 2:41vacations, you know, isn't scared of
- 2:43planes, and also can [music] cook. Um
- 2:46cuz I like to clean and I OCD clean.
- 2:48[laughter]
- 2:50>> Yeah. Cutie.
- 2:52>> Wipe her up. Wipe her up.
- 2:54Put a ring on that finger.
- 2:55>> You guys ready to meet this guy?
- 2:58[cheering]
- 3:00>> Ladies, you guys ready to meet the love
- 3:02OF YOUR LIFE?
- 3:03>> YES. [screaming]
- 3:04>> Turn around in 3 2 1.
- 3:09[laughter]
- 3:10>> You weren't lying. You were not lying.
- 3:12Oh my god.
- 3:14>> Oh, thank you, Lord Jesus. [laughter]
- 3:16>> How's it going, y'all?
- 3:17>> Good. Hi.
- 3:18>> My name is Tom. Uh Tom Ford actually
- 3:21just to make it a little bit easier to
- 3:22remember my name.
- 3:23>> His name is actually [music] Tom Ford.
- 3:24Legally my name.
- 3:26>> That is so cool.
- 3:27>> Kind of a nerdy guy. I like a lot of uh
- 3:29TTRPGs, Dungeons and Dragons, Vampire
- 3:32the Masquerade, anime, uh video games.
- 3:35Feel like this is playing really well so
- 3:37far. I like it. I like it. This works.
- 3:40There's a couple of faces admittedly
- 3:42that I do kind of recognize here. So I'm
- 3:44really excited to actually meet you in
- 3:46person.
- 3:47>> She's actually into Goth Girls. Oh,
- 3:49absolutely. Uh, I've got a whole lot of,
- 3:51uh, golden retriever energy. Black hat
- 3:53is exactly what I need right now.
- 3:55>> Have you ever taken this many girls on
- 3:56at the same time?
- 3:58>> How many is this? Nine. No. [laughter]
- 4:01No. I cannot say that I have.
- 4:04>> New experience.
- 4:05>> New experience. Yeah, we like that. We
- 4:07like having new experience.
- 4:07>> I love being people's first.
- 4:10>> Yes. [laughter]
- 4:11>> Okay. Noted.
- 4:12>> Are we your first?
- 4:13>> Yes.
- 4:14>> Yes, you are.
- 4:16>> Or one of you probably will be. Tom,
- 4:18[music] you're a catch.
- 4:19>> Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
- 4:20That tongue did something already.
- 4:22>> Really?
- 4:22>> Tongue did something already. And I
- 4:24don't know how I feel about it. I do
- 4:25know how I feel about it. I feel good.
- 4:27[laughter]
- 4:29>> What makes goth women like better than
- 4:31like non-goth women?
- 4:32>> Mysterious.
- 4:34>> I like that.
- 4:35>> We subscribe to a more alternative
- 4:36lifestyle. So, typically we're just
- 4:38going to be a breath of fresh air from
- 4:39your typical woman. I
- 4:40>> can already tell because of some of
- 4:41y'all having fangs right now that I'm
- 4:43like, that's an alternative that
- 4:44[laughter] I've not been used to before.
- 4:46It doesn't affect anything, by the way.
- 4:48So,
- 4:48>> I kind of would have liked it if it did.
- 4:51>> Unless you wanted to. We can, you know,
- 4:52bite down a little.
- 4:53>> You bite back.
- 4:55>> Yeah,
- 4:55>> I kind of like that.
- 4:56>> Yeah. You know, they're looking for an
- 4:57eater and you're looking for a biter.
- 4:58That's true.
- 4:59>> Yeah,
- 5:00>> that's true.
- 5:00>> Think of us as Mavis [music] and we need
- 5:02a Johnny. You know, exactly.
- 5:04>> Nice.
- 5:05>> Good reference. Good Hotel Transylvania
- 5:07[music]
- 5:07reference. I didn't get it, but it was
- 5:09good. [laughter]
- 5:10>> You not watch movies, but you know, I
- 5:12want to be a voice actor. Why wouldn't
- 5:13you like try to support my industry,
- 5:15dude?
- 5:15>> She's a voice actor. Do the voice thing.
- 5:17>> Voice?
- 5:17>> Yeah. Really good at it, too.
- 5:20>> Oo, [laughter] that was nice.
- 5:22>> That was nice. I like that. Okay.
- 5:24Anybody else do voice stuff?
- 5:26>> You are such a good boy.
- 5:29>> Are you a good boy, Tom?
- 5:30>> I am today. [laughter]
- 5:32>> Okay.
- 5:32>> I mean, just read the shirt. You know,
- 5:35he's a good boy.
- 5:36>> A good boy. Oh, okay. Yeah.
- 5:38>> All right, ladies. So, this is your
- 5:39chance [music] to leave if you guys
- 5:41don't want to continue the date. And
- 5:43it's okay. We totally get it. Not
- 5:44everyone is Tom's cup of [music] tea. I
- 5:46will say he tastes pretty damn good. So,
- 5:49who wants to swipe left on Tom Ford?
- 5:52Three, two, one.
- 5:55>> Okay, there we go.
- 5:57>> All right,
- 5:58>> I did something right. [applause] Let's
- 5:59go.
- 6:00>> Let's go on to the swiping round.
- 6:03[cheering]
- 6:04>> Tom, are you on any dating apps?
- 6:06>> I'm on a couple dating apps right now.
- 6:08Yeah.
- 6:08>> Have you ever done in real life IRL
- 6:11swiping?
- 6:12>> I have not. No. Well, good luck cuz it's
- 6:13really awkward rejecting someone in
- 6:15their face.
- 6:16>> Oh, good god,
- 6:17>> guys. Let's get [music] this swiping
- 6:18round ready. [cheering]
- 6:21[applause]
- 6:21>> Good luck. Don't this up. Okay,
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- 7:44[cheering and applause]
- 7:46>> HI, my name is Athena. So, my green
- 7:48flags are I'm pretty motherly. I love to
- 7:51cook. I'm really good at cooking steak
- 7:52and pasta. That's like my signature
- 7:54dish.
- 7:54>> Okay.
- 7:55>> I'm pretty thick. I've got a big butt.
- 7:5850 in. I brought a tape measure.
- 8:00>> Dude, prove her wrong, dude. Measure it.
- 8:02>> Well, let's see.
- 8:03>> Okay,
- 8:03>> let's see. You said 50.
- 8:05>> Yeah.
- 8:05>> All right, let's see.
- 8:08>> Oh, we're at 49.
- 8:09>> 49. She lied to me, man. [laughter]
- 8:13>> She lied to me, man.
- 8:15>> She's holding it like right here.
- 8:17[laughter]
- 8:17>> You know, you need the pump, dude. You
- 8:18need to do a squat. You know how girls
- 8:20do the squats? They get the pump.
- 8:21>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 8:23>> There you go.
- 8:24>> Oh my goodness.
- 8:25>> I'm trying so hard right now. I probably
- 8:27already failed.
- 8:28>> My red flags are I am possessive and
- 8:30jealous. Um, that's just how I am. When
- 8:31I'm when I'm really in love with
- 8:32someone, like I'm just I want all your
- 8:35attention on me. You can still hang out
- 8:36with your friends and stuff. I just want
- 8:38to be there with you.
- 8:38>> How possessive though? Like how crazy?
- 8:40>> I like the passwords to the phones just
- 8:42so there's like I want complete
- 8:44transparency. I want to know like your
- 8:46actual intentions with me. I don't want
- 8:48to be cheated on or played with. So,
- 8:50>> I will say though, I know it was a just
- 8:53an inch, but lying was kind of a red
- 8:55flag for me, so I'm going to say
- 8:57>> left.
- 8:58>> This sucks, dude. This sucks in real
- 9:00life. It's funnier when I'm just
- 9:02watching it. I'M DOING IT. [laughter]
- 9:05>> WELL, you know, I think it's only fair,
- 9:06Tom. How big is your penis? [laughter]
- 9:09>> Measure it right now.
- 9:10>> And they got THAT OVER HERE.
- 9:12>> WE WANT IT IN CENTIME, not inches.
- 9:14>> In centime. [laughter] Hold on. Let me
- 9:16do a quick conversion. Let me get the
- 9:17calculator out. It's pretty average.
- 9:19Average is just five.
- 9:20>> That's a good width.
- 9:21>> That's above average. I think it's four
- 9:22is average. Average is like three. Four.
- 9:25Average is six. No, average is not six.
- 9:27Oh, I've just had big dick. Then
- 9:29>> to be fair, I am a lot thicker than I am
- 9:32long. So
- 9:32>> So the girth makes up for it.
- 9:33>> Yeah, it's it's a lot more girth.
- 9:35>> Girthmaster.
- 9:36>> That's my favorite. [laughter]
- 9:38>> They used to call Tom the girth master
- 9:40in high school.
- 9:40>> Oh
- 9:41>> Oh
- 9:42>> I was the first girthmaster.
- 9:44>> The OG.
- 9:45>> The OG. [laughter] But we're we're in
- 9:47the middle of a lawsuit. We don't need
- 9:48to get into that. I see.
- 9:49>> Most people celebrate birthdays. He
- 9:51celebrates his birthday.
- 9:54[screaming]
- 9:55>> Commemorate the first time. You know,
- 10:00>> we're going to have to measure your
- 10:01penis now to see if you're a liar.
- 10:02[laughter]
- 10:03>> All right, next lady.
- 10:05>> Hi, Tom.
- 10:06>> Hello.
- 10:06>> I'm Destiny. Oh,
- 10:07>> nice to meet you.
- 10:08>> Nice to meet you. I'm a gamer. I love to
- 10:10go to music festivals [music] as well. I
- 10:12love to dance and have fun. A little bit
- 10:14of a red or green flag. You decide about
- 10:16me is I took psychology.
- 10:18>> Okay. [music]
- 10:19>> I love to read you. I like to see what
- 10:22you're thinking.
- 10:23>> And I'm here to get married. I'm not
- 10:26here just to [music] date. So you decide
- 10:28if that's a green or red flag.
- 10:30>> All of that. Fantastic. Immediate
- 10:31rating. That was fantastic. I love that
- 10:34That was so good. What What part
- 10:36did you love that she can read your
- 10:38mind? Honestly, the psychology stuff was
- 10:40not as much of a red flag as I think you
- 10:42think it might have been. Uh, and being
- 10:44serious about being in a relationship. I
- 10:45think that's really good. You know what
- 10:46you want in life instead of just I'm
- 10:48just going to find out. If you could
- 10:49read [music] him like what do you think
- 10:51he's thinking about right now?
- 10:52>> I think you're nervous cuz there's all
- 10:54these hot goth girls.
- 10:57Yo, be sure to like, share, and
- 10:59subscribe, and comment down below
- 11:00because we're picking two people to win
- 11:0250 [music] buckaroonies and one person
- 11:05to win $100 with zero replies. That's
- 11:09sick. These are last week's winners.
- 11:11Congrats to [music] you guys. I love
- 11:12you. And shout out to Tom. I love him.
- 11:14Comment down below who you think he
- 11:16should end up with. And let's get back
- 11:17to this video.
- 11:19[applause]
- 11:20>> Hello.
- 11:21>> Hi, I'm Bella.
- 11:22>> Nice to [music] meet you, Bella.
- 11:23>> I don't know what to say about myself.
- 11:24You take the role. I'm not a dom goth
- 11:27girl. I'm kind of like a more breedable
- 11:29goth girl.
- 11:30>> Okay. Like
- 11:30>> what do you like to do?
- 11:32>> Um I'm pretty big into tabletop role
- 11:34playing games.
- 11:35>> I love to role play.
- 11:36>> What's your favorite role play?
- 11:38>> Well, like like you tell me like a
- 11:39character I'm like
- 11:42>> right. [laughter]
- 11:44>> Right. Fastest. Right. Do
- 11:45>> you have like a roleplay fantasy in your
- 11:47in your head or something?
- 11:49>> Yeah. It's I'm rolling through the list
- 11:51of what I haven't done yet.
- 11:52>> You haven't done what have you done,
- 11:54Tom? I got to [laughter] know.
- 11:55>> Listen. When you do a lot of dungeon
- 11:57mastering, you do a lot of roleplay in
- 11:59and out of the bedroom. Okay.
- 12:00>> I love Dungeons and Dragons so much.
- 12:03>> Okay. So then after this [laughter] then
- 12:05there's a definite connection for sure.
- 12:06>> Very down.
- 12:07>> Okay. So, uh, back to your roleplay
- 12:10What have you done, Tom?
- 12:11>> Teacher, steparent, cop.
- 12:14>> Wait, steparent. Were you your
- 12:16stepdaughter?
- 12:17>> No, the other reverse. Reverse that.
- 12:19>> Oh,
- 12:20>> stepmother.
- 12:21>> Hey yo,
- 12:22>> I'll be your mommy. Sorry, what? Hold
- 12:23on. [laughter]
- 12:24>> I heard that.
- 12:25>> Me and my wife like to uh role play
- 12:27where she actually comes at the end.
- 12:29>> That's a good one.
- 12:31>> One day.
- 12:32>> One [music] day.
- 12:33>> You'll get there.
- 12:34>> I'll get there. Okay, let's go on to the
- 12:35next girl.
- 12:36>> You got it.
- 12:37>> Yay. [applause]
- 12:39>> Hi, I'm Kay. Nice to meet you.
- 12:41>> Nice [music] to meet you. You
- 12:42>> um I am like a walking green flag. I
- 12:45have green [music] all in my hair.
- 12:47>> Nice to meet you.
- 12:47>> Do you like cats?
- 12:48>> I do love cats. Yeah.
- 12:50>> Okay. So, [music] I also have five cats.
- 12:53Nice.
- 12:53>> That might be a green or red flag.
- 12:55>> Crazy.
- 12:56>> Clearly, I don't have a boyfriend.
- 12:58[laughter]
- 12:58>> They're the best roommates. What's your
- 13:00favorite anime
- 13:01>> currently? It's Free Run.
- 13:03>> Free right now.
- 13:04>> Yeah, that's my favorite anime ever.
- 13:06>> It's so good. Yeah,
- 13:07>> I'm actually wanting to get into that. I
- 13:09watched the first episode and I really
- 13:11liked it.
- 13:11>> Well, I'm not all the way into the first
- 13:13season, so you know what? We're going to
- 13:15watch together.
- 13:16>> Swipe right and then say we watch it
- 13:17together. Okay.
- 13:20[applause]
- 13:23Hi.
- 13:24>> Hi.
- 13:24>> I'm Nephie.
- 13:25>> Nice to meet you, Nephie.
- 13:27>> And my green flag is that I have a
- 13:29shallow vagina,
- 13:32so you'll always be big enough.
- 13:35>> Okay.
- 13:36>> Yay.
- 13:37Am I red flags? [laughter]
- 13:40Yay.
- 13:41>> The voice is tripping me out, man.
- 13:43>> I'm sorry.
- 13:44>> No, no, no, no. It's okay. Don't worry
- 13:46about it. It's just I wasn't expecting
- 13:47it. I've gotten used to it. We're back
- 13:49in. Okay. You have wonderful eyes.
- 13:50>> Thank you so much. You have wonderful
- 13:52eyes, too. Actually, a lot of you have
- 13:53had wonderful eyes, and I haven't had
- 13:55the chance to compliment you on them.
- 13:57You're the way your eyes are looking at
- 13:59me right now. [snorts] Godamn
- 14:01fella. [laughter]
- 14:04>> You're so nice, Mr. Tom Ford.
- 14:06>> Mr. Tom Ford. I've never been mistered
- 14:08before. Okay.
- 14:09>> And my red flag is that I like running
- 14:13trains.
- 14:14Model trains. [laughter]
- 14:17>> Nice. Okay. Yeah. This is the EMDS
- 14:19SD40T-2.
- 14:22It's a mountain train.
- 14:23>> Okay.
- 14:24>> Yeah. It rides on the mountains. And the
- 14:26difference between the EMDSD 40-2 is
- 14:30that the vents are at the bottom. And
- 14:32there's a little guy inside. Look,
- 14:35>> I can see him. Yeah.
- 14:36>> I wish your little guy was inside me.
- 14:39[laughter]
- 14:40>> She saved it at the end. Yeah.
- 14:43>> Yeah. I LIKE THAT.
- 14:47MY [applause] NAME IS BUTTERCUP, but you
- 14:48will be calling me mistress. I'm looking
- 14:50for a more submissive man.
- 14:52>> Okay.
- 14:53>> And I think I'm going to go ahead and
- 14:55test that out with you right now.
- 14:57>> Oh
- 14:59>> Kneel down.
- 15:01>> One knee or two. [music]
- 15:02>> Two. Good boy for asking questions.
- 15:04>> Okay. Oh
- 15:05>> Damn. Hell yeah.
- 15:07>> Oh my god. Tend.
- 15:09>> Oh my god.
- 15:11I would say if I had a red flag,
- 15:14[music] it's probably that I'm a bit of
- 15:15a hypocrite. I can do whatever I want.
- 15:17And you ask for permission to do
- 15:19literally anything.
- 15:21>> Hello.
- 15:21>> You want to breathe, you ask. You want
- 15:23to eat, you have to ask. I own you.
- 15:27>> Understood.
- 15:28>> Good boy.
- 15:29>> Oh my god. [laughter]
- 15:32[applause]
- 15:32[cheering]
- 15:34>> And at Green Flags, afterare is a must.
- 15:37I'm going to take good care of you.
- 15:39>> I like that a lot. I'm not going to lie.
- 15:41I like that.
- 15:43>> I didn't expect that. I've never had
- 15:44someone bring out a whip, but that was
- 15:46actually really attractive. Holy
- 15:47>> What do you think? Good boy.
- 15:48>> Am I allowed to stand up?
- 15:49>> You may. Good boy.
- 15:51>> Good.
- 15:52>> Right. For sure. Right.
- 15:56[applause and cheering]
- 15:56>> Unexpected, right? But definitely a
- 15:58right.
- 15:58>> That's good to know.
- 15:59>> Oh my god.
- 16:00>> Pink. Yeah.
- 16:02>> Hello. My name is [music] Pink and my
- 16:05green flags are I love going to
- 16:06Renaissance fairs, anime conventions. I
- 16:08go to New York every year for Comic-Con.
- 16:10[music]
- 16:10Okay,
- 16:11>> my red flag is I'm really crazy. Like,
- 16:14I'm crazy. One time in high
- 16:16school, somebody tried to steal my
- 16:17violin. I found out where he lives and I
- 16:20forked his lawn. That means if you do
- 16:22anything to make me upset, you're going
- 16:25to be part of my life for a very long
- 16:27time. But you might like it. I don't
- 16:29know.
- 16:30>> I like it right now at least.
- 16:31>> Can I ask you a question before I make
- 16:33this decision? I think I know where I'm
- 16:34going with this, but what's your
- 16:35favorite anime?
- 16:36>> Hell.
- 16:37>> Hell, right.
- 16:39>> Oh Okay. Right. [applause]
- 16:41>> Let's get up for the next girl.
- 16:45>> Hi, I'm Jen and I got you a little gift
- 16:48to describe me.
- 16:49>> Oh, thank you.
- 16:50>> Um, I'm sweet. [music] I have all
- 16:53natural fruit juice and uh I'm a gusher.
- 16:56>> Got it. Okay.
- 16:57>> Wait, what's a what does that mean? A
- 16:59gusher.
- 16:59>> She's a squirter.
- 17:02>> Oh,
- 17:03>> you didn't pick up on that?
- 17:05>> No. S seriously, I heard gusher and I
- 17:08was thinking a blusher. blusher.
- 17:10>> That's good to know. I guess you know
- 17:12Tom.
- 17:12>> I gotta be honest. I'm actually not the
- 17:14biggest fan of gushers.
- 17:16>> So, while I do appreciate it, I think
- 17:18I'm going to have to swipe left. I'm so
- 17:19sorry.
- 17:20>> It's okay.
- 17:20>> What?
- 17:21>> Oh my gosh.
- 17:22>> Wait. So, have you ever had someone I
- 17:24guess gush
- 17:25>> in my face?
- 17:28>> Used to think about it.
- 17:30>> Oh, can I say can I say yes on the
- 17:32internet where my family will see this?
- 17:34>> Uh, yes. Yes, I have.
- 17:36>> Yay. [laughter]
- 17:38Oh my god.
- 17:39>> That's talent, guys. You know how hard
- 17:40it is to make someone gush?
- 17:42>> It's hard for you. What?
- 17:43>> Oh,
- 17:44>> shut the up, Tom.
- 17:46>> That's great to know. [laughter]
- 17:48>> All right, let's give it up to the next
- 17:49girl.
- 17:51[applause]
- 17:54>> Hi.
- 17:54>> Hello.
- 17:55>> I'm Emily. My green flag is that I am a
- 17:58hella nerdy. I love books, movies, TV
- 18:01shows, anime, whole ladder. [music] My
- 18:04red flag is that I might end up being
- 18:06funnier than you. So
- 18:07>> that's not at all a red flag. That's
- 18:09[laughter] a green flag. What are you
- 18:10talking about? Funnier than me. I love
- 18:11that. I love to laugh all the time.
- 18:13Yeah. What book are you reading right
- 18:14now?
- 18:14>> Uh I just [music] finished Acatar.
- 18:16[clears throat]
- 18:17>> Okay. So wait then, cuz I see the fangs
- 18:20going. You're more fairy vibe goth or
- 18:22vampire vibe goth.
- 18:23>> All of it.
- 18:24>> All of it.
- 18:24>> Mhm.
- 18:25>> I'll take that. Yeah, absolutely.
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- 20:22Welcome to the first elimination.
- 20:27You guys are spooky.
- 20:29>> I liked a lot of what you said. I'm
- 20:30going to say from the jump, I find all
- 20:32of you incredibly attractive. The first
- 20:35person I'm going to have to eliminate is
- 20:38going to be Pink.
- 20:41>> I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
- 20:43>> Is it because you're not a good boy?
- 20:44>> He sounds like you're a bad boy.
- 20:46>> Oh, good god.
- 20:47>> Yes. He's a naughty boy.
- 20:48>> Honestly, it's probably that. Yeah. To
- 20:51be fair, it's only because I've been a
- 20:53naughty boy.
- 20:56I'M NOT THE GOOD BOY THAT YOU'RE looking
- 20:58for.
- 20:58>> Let's give it up for pink guys.
- 21:03>> Tom, you didn't eliminate someone you
- 21:05swiped left on.
- 21:06>> I know I'm not supposed to, but we had
- 21:07some interactions off camera that really
- 21:09endeared some of the ladies to me. The
- 21:12two people that I swiped left on. I'm
- 21:13actually thinking I kind of want to keep
- 21:15y'all around.
- 21:17>> Oh my goodness.
- 21:18>> Is that allowed? Can I break the rules
- 21:20for that? I'm so sorry. It's your
- 21:21>> show, dude. It's whatever. It's just my
- 21:23channel.
- 21:25>> Whatever.
- 21:26>> Unfortunately, the other person that I'm
- 21:28going to eliminate is going to be Bella.
- 21:32>> Hello.
- 21:33>> I'm so sorry. You were amazing. You were
- 21:35wonderful. But
- 21:36>> Bye. It's okay.
- 21:38>> Bye.
- 21:39>> Thank you. [applause]
- 21:41>> She said that she was a little bit more
- 21:42of the submissive goth. And I'm not
- 21:44necessarily looking for someone who's
- 21:47going to be mostly submissive. Maybe
- 21:49controlling me a little bit more might
- 21:50be a little bit more my speed.
- 21:52>> Okay. All right.
- 21:53>> All right. Next up, who else are you
- 21:54eliminating?
- 21:55>> Oh, the last person that I'm going to
- 21:57eliminate
- 21:59>> is going to have to be Buttercup.
- 22:01[gasps]
- 22:02>> I'm I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I I
- 22:05enjoyed it, but I don't know if I'm
- 22:07willing to go that far just yet for
- 22:09myself.
- 22:10>> That's okay. There's only enough room in
- 22:12this [music] relationship for one
- 22:13dungeon master.
- 22:15>> That's probably
- 22:16>> Wow, that was great. There he is.
- 22:18[cheering]
- 22:20>> Oh, mic drop.
- 22:22>> I [applause and cheering] respect I
- 22:23respect that. I respect setting that up
- 22:25for you.
- 22:26>> All right, ladies. We're going to get to
- 22:28know Tom a little bit more in the
- 22:31cocktail hour.
- 22:36>> Oh, good god. And he loves tails.
- 22:38>> YAY.
- 22:39>> THAT'S TRUE. There you go. [laughter]
- 22:40>> Welcome to cocktail hour.
- 22:43[applause and cheering]
- 22:44>> There you go. All right, ladies. I'm
- 22:47going to give you guys 10 minutes
- 22:48[music] to ask any question you want to.
- 22:50Tom,
- 22:50>> y'all, I'm an open book, so ask me
- 22:52anything you want to right now.
- 22:53>> Do you guys have a hot take on [music]
- 22:54dating?
- 22:55>> I do.
- 22:56>> Oh, okay. Yeah.
- 22:57>> I think like watching porn without me is
- 23:00cheating.
- 23:00>> Oh,
- 23:01>> Like like it's not it's not hardcore
- 23:03cheating, but if we did like I'd like to
- 23:04have a talk about that so it's like
- 23:06open. I'm like, "Okay, if he wants to
- 23:07watch porn
- 23:08>> and like then I could too."
- 23:10>> You know what I mean? Or we could watch
- 23:11it together.
- 23:12>> That actually makes sense.
- 23:13>> I like I like hentai. So
- 23:15>> Okay.
- 23:15>> Yeah. I like hentai.
- 23:16>> Haven't watched any hentai before.
- 23:17>> You've never watched any hentai?
- 23:19>> No, have not actually.
- 23:20>> Have you ever seen an ho?
- 23:21>> No.
- 23:23>> Oh.
- 23:24>> Oh, some people can really cross their
- 23:26eyes. I'm like working on crossing my
- 23:28eyes better.
- 23:28>> Some people are born like that.
- 23:30>> True. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE BORN IN
- 23:32AGO, but I mean [laughter] crossing eyes
- 23:34maybe.
- 23:35>> Just saying. So, if you were to catch
- 23:36him watching porn, you'd be like, "Dude,
- 23:38what the you're cheating on me?" [music]
- 23:40type of thing.
- 23:41>> Yeah. I'd be like, "Why don't you just
- 23:42want me?" Like, I'm free for use most of
- 23:44the time. So you're free use most of the
- 23:47time. Like if we were in a committed
- 23:48relationship, I'm free [music] use. Like
- 23:49I'm cooking dinner, I'm cooking steak,
- 23:51lift up my skirt, like stuff like that.
- 23:54>> Damn. Okay.
- 23:55>> But I have to be mutual cuz sometimes in
- 23:57the I'm in the mood to like dominate.
- 23:58>> So you would want me to be for use as
- 24:00well.
- 24:00>> Mhm.
- 24:00>> Okay.
- 24:01>> I like that.
- 24:02>> Mhm.
- 24:02>> All right.
- 24:02>> That's actually good to know starting
- 24:04out.
- 24:04>> Yeah.
- 24:04>> I would totally agree that like watching
- 24:06porn without you would be cheating.
- 24:07>> Awesome.
- 24:08>> For now, I think we should go through
- 24:09Tom's porn history.
- 24:11>> Give us your phone.
- 24:12>> No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm
- 24:13kidding. [laughter] I I like that he was
- 24:15willing though.
- 24:16>> He's like, "Okay, Tom, I have a question
- 24:17for you. If you were a Pokemon, what
- 24:20Pokemon would you be?"
- 24:21>> That's a good question.
- 24:22>> Such a good question. Okay, cuz I
- 24:23actually have an answer. My [laughter]
- 24:25favorite one. It's one of the best ones.
- 24:26I think full on, even though I'm a Gen 4
- 24:29guy, Poliwrath is my guy.
- 24:31>> I love Poliwrath. I love the like water
- 24:33fighting mix and I think it's a super
- 24:36underrated type combo. Also, I did a
- 24:39little bit of both swimming and martial
- 24:42arts when I was a kid.
- 24:43>> What martial arts?
- 24:45>> Muay Thai.
- 24:45>> Whoa.
- 24:46>> That takes skill. Can you still do some
- 24:48moves?
- 24:49>> Uh, I've been out of it for a while, but
- 24:51I did it for like seven.
- 24:52>> He's got moves. I'm going to get out of
- 24:53the way. Tell
- 24:54>> Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 24:54>> Get in the handle, dude. Yes.
- 24:56>> Yeah. Show us some things. Impress us.
- 25:00>> WOW. [screaming]
- 25:03[cheering]
- 25:03>> THAT'S HYPING ME UP.
- 25:05>> THAT'S LIKE HYPING me up. I'm like, I
- 25:07want to try kicking.
- 25:08>> I mean, [laughter] in the latex, I don't
- 25:10know if it would.
- 25:10>> I'm pretty flexible, too. So,
- 25:12>> Oh, yeah.
- 25:13>> I used to be able to do like put my feet
- 25:15behind my head stuff.
- 25:16>> She's hoping to get you up there. Um,
- 25:18[laughter]
- 25:20>> damn. I wasn't more flexible. I can kick
- 25:21high though.
- 25:22>> You can do it, bud.
- 25:23>> That was really good. No, that was
- 25:26>> He's been practicing since last I got to
- 25:28work on the sound effects. What was it
- 25:30ONE MORE TIME?
- 25:30>> ICE. ICE.
- 25:32>> THAT WAS [cheering] PRETTY GOOD.
- 25:34[applause]
- 25:35YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO? I LIKE TO
- 25:37kick Ice's ass.
- 25:41>> Now, give it up for Tom, guys.
- 25:43>> Hey, Tom.
- 25:44>> Hell yeah.
- 25:45>> We can [applause] protect you guys.
- 25:46>> Yeah, that's something that's really
- 25:48important to me.
- 25:49>> Protecting you.
- 25:49>> Yeah. Like making sure I feel safe when
- 25:51we're in public because, you know,
- 25:53[music] there's a lot of crazy things
- 25:54that happen and I would feel more
- 25:56comfortable knowing that you can kick
- 25:58someone's ass for me. Like that makes me
- 26:00feel so much better. Have you ever
- 26:03kicked someone?
- 26:04>> Have I kicked someone? Yes.
- 26:08>> Yes.
- 26:08>> That's even better. [laughter]
- 26:11>> That's even better.
- 26:12>> I have a question.
- 26:13>> Yeah, absolutely.
- 26:13>> Uh, what type of music is your favorite?
- 26:15>> Here's the thing. My playlist is wild.
- 26:17>> So, it's going to have a mixed bag.
- 26:20You're going to be listening to classic
- 26:23like '90s country music cuz that's what
- 26:24I was raised on. It's going to
- 26:26immediately then switch to Kendrick.
- 26:28It's going to immediately then switch to
- 26:29Green Day. It's gonna immediately then
- 26:31switch to smooth jazz and then
- 26:33immediately switch after that to
- 26:34something like actually Bad Bunny. I've
- 26:36been listening to a lot recently. Lot
- 26:38more Bad Bunny.
- 26:38>> Bad Bunny. Good.
- 26:39>> The Goth Girls from Bad Bunny.
- 26:41>> Yeah.
- 26:41>> Yes,
- 26:41>> dude. Hell yeah.
- 26:42>> I grew up to country music.
- 26:44>> I grew up on a farm actually.
- 26:46>> Oh,
- 26:46>> yeah. That's all my father played
- 26:48[music] was country.
- 26:48>> I can hear the little twing. You said
- 26:50farm.
- 26:51>> Out yonder.
- 26:52>> Out yonder. Like we milked cows and
- 26:54everything. Like we milk cows.
- 26:56[laughter]
- 26:56>> THAT'S HOW YOU MILK COWS. NO, you
- 26:59squeeze.
- 27:00>> I've not milked a cow before. I'm not
- 27:02sure they're milked that [laughter] way.
- 27:03The first way.
- 27:04>> I'm great at milking.
- 27:05>> Yeah, I'm I'm inclined to believe you.
- 27:07>> I won best milker on the farm.
- 27:10[laughter]
- 27:11>> I did. I'm sure you did.
- 27:13>> And then I got to milk the goats
- 27:16and the owner. [laughter]
- 27:20>> Sorry.
- 27:21>> No, it's okay. You're super fun. I like
- 27:23having you around. This is great.
- 27:24>> I told her I'm going to take you to
- 27:25Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, I love getting
- 27:27STUFFED [laughter]
- 27:31>> and I love turkey.
- 27:33>> This is the most fun shoot we've done
- 27:35yet, dude. This is awesome. I love this.
- 27:36>> So good.
- 27:37>> I was curious like what's your life
- 27:39goals?
- 27:40>> So, I'm currently working to be a voice
- 27:41actor actually. That's why I'm out here.
- 27:44I mean, obviously like with anime.
- 27:46>> Yeah.
- 27:47>> Choose either uh German or Russian.
- 27:50>> Russian. Russian.
- 27:50>> Russian. The Russian one is a lot easier
- 27:52for me to do anyway. It's a lot.
- 27:55>> It's a [laughter] lot deeper. Sits in
- 27:57the register a lot.
- 27:59>> This is what works for you. [laughter]
- 28:02>> Wow.
- 28:04>> It is pretty sexy. [laughter]
- 28:05>> If you if you saw her at a bar, use your
- 28:07German voice to pick her up. Go.
- 28:10>> Excuse me, miss.
- 28:13>> I can tell that you like the sound of my
- 28:15voice. Would you like to hear it a
- 28:18little bit more tonight? Maybe lower
- 28:20than where it is right now. Okay. Say, I
- 28:22hope I'm not rushing into things.
- 28:24[laughter]
- 28:26>> That's for me. I'm going to do it
- 28:27anyway. I hope we're not rushing [music]
- 28:30into things too quickly.
- 28:32>> I don't feel like we're rushing that
- 28:33much.
- 28:34>> Okay. [laughter]
- 28:36Yes. Very nice. Okay. I like that.
- 28:40[applause]
- 28:41Do you do character voices?
- 28:43>> I'm trying to get a little bit more into
- 28:44the anime voice cuz it is a different
- 28:46style.
- 28:46>> It is. I do anime voices, too.
- 28:48>> Wait, you do anime voices?
- 28:50>> Yeah, I can. Hold on. Give me something
- 28:51[music] to say.
- 28:52>> David, you're the coolest guy in the
- 28:53world. Yeah.
- 28:54>> Sorry. This is about Tom. Tired. Go
- 28:56ahead.
- 28:57>> Tom, you're like the coolest guy I've
- 29:00ever met, bro.
- 29:02>> Oh my gosh.
- 29:04>> I'm I'm not sure how I feel right now.
- 29:06This is the first time that a girl has
- 29:07ever said that I was cool. Oh no.
- 29:10[screaming]
- 29:12[applause]
- 29:12>> That was impressive.
- 29:15>> That was great.
- 29:16>> It's a lot better when you have
- 29:17[cheering] someone to rip off. Yeah,
- 29:18>> I could do like a Yoshi impression or
- 29:21like a really bad Stitch one. Like silly
- 29:23voices.
- 29:23>> I do Stitch, too, but like let's hear
- 29:24it. Yeah.
- 29:25>> Okay. It's really bad. It's like a girl
- 29:27version.
- 29:33>> Yoshi, too.
- 29:34>> There you go.
- 29:35>> Might not be good, BUT
- 29:38[laughter]
- 29:41>> really good.
- 29:44>> Wait, what the was that? That's his
- 29:46laugh, bro. That was Stitch.
- 29:48>> Oh, that's the Stitch L.
- 29:49>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. [laughter]
- 29:50>> WHEN HE COMES OUT of the thing.
- 29:52>> I was like, "Wait, is that Tom's real
- 29:54laugh?"
- 29:54>> Ticky dicky ma.
- 29:58You know the TV song
- 29:59>> from the actual show. Let's go.
- 30:01>> I love the actual show. It's like one of
- 30:03my favorites.
- 30:03>> Yes.
- 30:05>> It's so good.
- 30:06>> Can I hear a Yoshi one?
- 30:07>> Yeah.
- 30:10>> THAT ONE'S GOOD.
- 30:13>> [applause]
- 30:14>> CAN YOU DO THE LITTLE OR WHAT IS IT?
- 30:17>> OH, like the flutter kick.
- 30:18>> Yeah. Yeah.
- 30:19>> I don't know how it goes. I can't
- 30:20>> you No, it's so easy. The flutter kick.
- 30:22It's
- 30:24[laughter]
- 30:25>> That's the new machine sound.
- 30:29>> I I can't show mine, but I can queef on
- 30:33command. [laughter]
- 30:38>> We're not doing that. Not for her.
- 30:39>> How many girls have you been with?
- 30:41>> It's not It's not crazy. It's actually
- 30:42just four.
- 30:43>> That's such a green flag.
- 30:45>> That is such a green flag.
- 30:47>> Why is that a green flag? Women say,
- 30:48"No, I want experience, but then you
- 30:50know you know
- 30:52>> it's not the number that matters. It's
- 30:54like the amount of times that you did it
- 30:56with those four people that matters.
- 30:58Like cuz you can have sex with like four
- 31:00people
- 31:01>> and still have no rhythm with it. Just
- 31:02like you have to have some like
- 31:05>> she knows how what's your rhythm? Like,
- 31:07can you clap [music] the rhythm for me?
- 31:11>> And then you can go more slow.
- 31:13>> That's pretty good. Oh. Oh. Oh.
- 31:15>> I don't know. Oh,
- 31:16>> I sometimes you do need. [laughter]
- 31:19>> I'm just kidding.
- 31:19>> Would you ever get with a virgin?
- 31:22>> Yeah. I don't see what's wrong with
- 31:24being with a virgin.
- 31:25>> I've seen like a lot of videos. I could
- 31:27do it any style you want. Like freaky
- 31:29style, normal style, backward style,
- 31:33upside down style. I've watched them
- 31:35all. I've watched a lot of videos. So,
- 31:37I've I could probably do it like normal
- 31:40or however style.
- 31:42>> Okay.
- 31:43>> I've never heard I've never heard of
- 31:44someone call it style. That's kind of
- 31:46>> You've never doggy style.
- 31:48>> The only one is doggy style. You don't
- 31:50call it like missionary style or
- 31:52>> I like reverse cowgirl the best.
- 31:55>> Oh, I hate reverse cowgirl. Like squat
- 31:58riding.
- 31:58>> Squat riding.
- 32:01>> Sorry. [laughter]
- 32:02>> Squat riding.
- 32:03>> Oh, I see. Yeah.
- 32:04>> Yeah. What is your favorite [music]
- 32:05position?
- 32:06>> Favorite positions? Probably uh cowgirl
- 32:10or missionary just cuz I like to
- 32:12actually look into your eyes.
- 32:14>> I like the intimacy part of it.
- 32:16>> Can do like the one two where you grab
- 32:18under the back and then one on the the
- 32:19ash cheek and like get really in it.
- 32:21>> Mhm. Yeah. [laughter]
- 32:23>> Sorry.
- 32:24>> Where's one hand? Where's the Where's
- 32:25the first hand at?
- 32:26>> Can I demonstrate on a girl?
- 32:27>> Yeah.
- 32:27>> Can I do it on you?
- 32:28>> Yeah.
- 32:29>> So, you'd be like, "Grab the waist here.
- 32:31We're in missionary." And then you grab
- 32:32the [laughter] other,
- 32:34>> right? Yeah.
- 32:36>> I have a wife. Look at me not looking.
- 32:39You know why? Cuz I have a [music] wife.
- 32:41>> But you like grab her waist here and
- 32:43then like you grab her her super thick
- 32:45hip and you just [music] go in like
- 32:46that.
- 32:47>> Okay.
- 32:48>> Can I change my pants?
- 32:49>> Okay.
- 32:50>> What's something that you [music] went
- 32:51through that made you stronger as a
- 32:54person?
- 32:54>> Oh, okay. Honestly, the reason why I got
- 32:57into [music] acting was cuz I had super
- 32:59low self-confidence when I was a kid.
- 33:00and I didn't really vibe with the person
- 33:02[music] who I was. So getting on stage
- 33:04and getting more active was something
- 33:06that like helped me not be me
- 33:10until I started to realize that when
- 33:12you're acting, you can actually add
- 33:13parts of yourself to it and it can be
- 33:15celebrated on stage. [music] And so
- 33:17parts of me started being celebrated on
- 33:20stage and I was like, "Oh, maybe more of
- 33:22me can be celebrated and now I'm
- 33:24actually in a much better mental place
- 33:26[music] because of it."
- 33:27>> That's beautiful.
- 33:28>> That's so nice.
- 33:29>> I love that. reason why I'm in why I'm
- 33:31an actor trauma.
- 33:32>> I was bullied a lot in high school and
- 33:35cuz I I didn't ever really look like
- 33:37this [laughter]
- 33:38>> most of my life. [music]
- 33:39So I was really bullied for being
- 33:41different because of who I am. This was
- 33:43not normal,
- 33:44>> right? [laughter]
- 33:45>> So it was very hard for me [music] to be
- 33:47myself around people and to be
- 33:50vulnerable and to be real and it was
- 33:52like something that I always struggled
- 33:54with. So when I started [music]
- 33:57social media, it was like people started
- 34:00celebrating me in this aesthetic [music]
- 34:03in 2019 and it was something that helped
- 34:06me grow in who I am. And I learned to
- 34:09love those parts of me that [music]
- 34:11people would bully me for like being
- 34:12awkward and you know weird and my nerdy
- 34:15obsessions that [music] people would
- 34:17bully me for. It was like those things.
- 34:20I found other people that also were
- 34:22bullied and also loved those things
- 34:24[music] and it just made it better.
- 34:27>> Yeah, for sure. Yeah,
- 34:28>> it's beautiful.
- 34:29>> I was curious about what your favorite
- 34:31pickup line is.
- 34:32>> It's a little kitschy, but um do you
- 34:35mind if I use this on you real quick?
- 34:36I'm going show you all off. Okay. Okay.
- 34:39Um it
- 34:40>> Oh.
- 34:41>> Oh, [laughter] he's ready.
- 34:42>> He's getting ready.
- 34:43>> Wait, are you picking me up?
- 34:45>> Yeah.
- 34:45>> No, dude. There's six girls here. What
- 34:47are you doing? [laughter] Can anyone let
- 34:49him pick you up?
- 34:50>> Is anyone willing to do this?
- 34:52>> Okay. Yeah, you pick. Um, you know,
- 34:53actually, we haven't gotten to
- 34:54>> I know. I feel like I haven't talked to
- 34:56you a lot.
- 34:57>> Uh, hey, I just wanted to know, um, real
- 34:59quick, uh, do you like pirates?
- 35:02>> I do.
- 35:03>> Okay. So, you know the stereotype of
- 35:05like the pets of pirates, right? So, if
- 35:08you were a pirate, would your pet be on
- 35:11this shoulder or this shoulder?
- 35:13>> Oh, that's smooth.
- 35:15>> I like it.
- 35:17That is so smooth.
- 35:19>> That is a good one.
- 35:21>> That was a good job.
- 35:22>> Cool. Can you actually
- 35:24>> I like it.
- 35:25>> My favorite one's the palm one.
- 35:27>> Speaking of pirates, they have pegged
- 35:29legs. Do you like to be pegged?
- 35:31>> Oo. Okay. [laughter]
- 35:35>> Yeah, that's a good one. That's a little
- 35:37fun to work around. That was great.
- 35:39Let's get up for this round. [applause]
- 35:44Welcome to another elimination.
- 35:49>> That was a great round. Now you have to
- 35:51eliminate another three girls.
- 35:53>> Another three again. Damn,
- 35:56>> that's a lot.
- 35:57>> Honestly, I really enjoyed the last
- 35:58round. I enjoyed getting to talk to all
- 36:00of you and getting to know a little bit
- 36:01more about all of you. Uh definitely
- 36:03felt some pretty solid connections that
- 36:05got established during that time. The
- 36:07first person that I'm going to eliminate
- 36:10is going to be Jen.
- 36:12I'm so sorry.
- 36:12>> It's okay. Not Jen. [applause] No,
- 36:17I guess I can't be your gateway goth.
- 36:19>> Yeah, I'm so [laughter] sorry about
- 36:21that.
- 36:21>> Bye, pretty lady.
- 36:24[applause]
- 36:25>> Just so you know, she's she's a gateway
- 36:27goth.
- 36:27>> Gateway goth. Okay, Jen, can you [music]
- 36:29explain that real quick?
- 36:30>> So, gateway goth is kind of like your
- 36:34starter. I'm a soft goth and then you
- 36:36have like baby bat.
- 36:37>> Yeah, exactly. So, I was going to ease
- 36:40you in and then you were going to jump
- 36:42into the pool. [laughter]
- 36:46>> But doesn't that mean that you would
- 36:48You're being seen as a stepping stone
- 36:50instead of like the main.
- 36:52>> Well, I could be the main. It depends
- 36:53how far you want to go.
- 36:55>> You deserve to be a main.
- 36:57>> Don't see yourself.
- 36:59>> PERIOD.
- 37:02[applause]
- 37:03>> HEY, you deserve to be made, but I'm
- 37:05going to eliminate you. [laughter]
- 37:07>> Hey, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm
- 37:08kidding. I'm kidding.
- 37:10>> Uh, the next person that I'm going to
- 37:12eliminate, second person,
- 37:15is going to be Nephie.
- 37:17>> Oh, no.
- 37:18>> I'm so sorry.
- 37:19>> That's okay. It was wonderful meeting
- 37:22you. It
- 37:22>> was wonderful meeting you, too.
- 37:23>> And I hope maybe [music] at some point
- 37:25you can DM in my DMs.
- 37:28>> Okay.
- 37:34>> [applause]
- 37:35[cheering]
- 37:35>> Matthew,
- 37:38>> ladies,
- 37:40man, boy,
- 37:43who's the boy here?
- 37:44>> Me.
- 37:45>> There you go.
- 37:45>> We all have a little boy inside us.
- 37:47>> Yes, we do. Cherish it.
- 37:50>> Okay, who else are we going to
- 37:52eliminate?
- 37:52>> And the final person that I'm going to
- 37:54eliminate is going to be Destiny. I'm so
- 37:58sorry.
- 37:59>> It's okay.
- 38:00>> We had a really nice moment with the
- 38:01with Pickup Lines. didn't [music]
- 38:04necessarily feel the connection beyond
- 38:05that. But still, you were amazing. Thank
- 38:07you so much for having come.
- 38:08>> I get it. You're not ready to commit.
- 38:10So, I'm just looking for someone to
- 38:12commit. It's not him.
- 38:14>> All right.
- 38:15>> I love you. Love you, too.
- 38:17>> That was a tough, but congrats to the
- 38:19ladies that have made it. Now, we're
- 38:21going to go to [music]
- 38:22the final round.
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- 39:54guys. I think you guys have been a lot
- 39:56of fun. We got to know you guys, but I I
- 39:58loved how serious we got, and I want you
- 40:00guys to connect a little bit more cuz
- 40:02he's looking for a wife. You guys are
- 40:03looking for a sub. Close enough.
- 40:05[laughter]
- 40:06It's about there. That being [music]
- 40:08said, I want to get a little serious.
- 40:10So, Tom, asked the question. So, I
- 40:12wanted to continue that intimacy into
- 40:14this next round with the [music]
- 40:15question, what is the moment when you
- 40:17know you've fallen in love with someone?
- 40:19You can start with you.
- 40:20>> Okay. So, it's almost like when you're
- 40:22really in love with someone, you see
- 40:24them, but you also see all the things
- 40:26that they've been through as well.
- 40:28>> Like the little boy in you and
- 40:30everything that he's been through and to
- 40:31see you where you are now, like every
- 40:33little thing you've been through. And
- 40:34then we [music] have like the the
- 40:36experience to have seen that, if that
- 40:39makes sense. Once we get to know each
- 40:40other at a deeper level,
- 40:41>> once those walls get down, you know.
- 40:43>> Yeah. It does take time for the walls to
- 40:45get down, but once they are down, we're
- 40:46lovers, but also best friends,
- 40:48>> right?
- 40:49>> Can come to each other [music] for
- 40:50anything? And uh the sex has to be like
- 40:52ecstasy.
- 40:53>> That's true. On top. I like it.
- 40:54>> What do you like normally for to come
- 40:56first? Sex or the love?
- 40:58>> Sex.
- 40:58>> Sex for you.
- 40:59>> Okay. Uh what about for you? Love first.
- 41:02Okay.
- 41:02>> Love.
- 41:03>> Okay. Two loves, one sex. That's good to
- 41:05know. Sex is really important in
- 41:07relationships cuz if you don't have sex,
- 41:10you're kind of just like partners or
- 41:11roommates.
- 41:12>> But if you have sex, you need to keep
- 41:13that spice.
- 41:14>> It's a way to enact the love.
- 41:16>> Right. Right.
- 41:17>> That was great. Okay, moving on to
- 41:18contestant number two.
- 41:20>> When is the moment that you know you're
- 41:21in love with someone?
- 41:22>> When I'm not with them and all I think
- 41:24about is how I wish that they [music]
- 41:27were there. Like whenever I experience
- 41:28something in my life that is something
- 41:30like super exciting and something that I
- 41:33want to celebrate and they're the first
- 41:35person that I think of say like
- 41:37something does really well in my job.
- 41:39They're the first person that I want to
- 41:40go to. That's when I realized that like
- 41:42they're not just [music]
- 41:44somebody that I'm in love with, they're
- 41:45my support system. They're my
- 41:47cheerleader. Like and I'm theirs. Like
- 41:49it's somebody that I can also [music]
- 41:50like be there for. Like being able to be
- 41:53comfortable with them in a vulnerable
- 41:54way. like something more intimate.
- 41:57[music] Like I think that that is so
- 41:58much more important. And that's when I
- 42:01realize that I'm in love with someone is
- 42:02if I can be vulnerable and [music] be
- 42:05myself and be in a safe place.
- 42:07>> Wanting to share those moments with the
- 42:09person even if they're not around, but
- 42:10like oh my partner would love this.
- 42:12[music] I was I would wish that he was
- 42:14here kind of.
- 42:15>> Yeah. Exactly.
- 42:16>> Okay. I like that. That's a good answer,
- 42:17too.
- 42:18>> It's like when you're at the club and
- 42:19you see some like crazy drama.
- 42:21>> Yeah. Yeah. And it's early, but
- 42:24>> you leave the club early to go home to
- 42:27tell your girl the drama.
- 42:28>> Exactly. Exactly. That's when I realized
- 42:31that I'm in love with somebody. Like
- 42:33they're the person I want to gossip
- 42:34with. Like somebody that I want to share
- 42:36tea with. I'm
- 42:37>> not going to lie. I [music] love like
- 42:38sharing gossip and getting gossip.
- 42:41Workplace relationships. Like a lot of
- 42:43the people I work with, like they're
- 42:44telling me their [music] stuff and so
- 42:45I'm just like holding all that in and
- 42:47I'm like, "Oh my gosh, this would be so
- 42:49fun if I got to share this with someone
- 42:50else." And then they got to share with
- 42:51me that.
- 42:52>> Exactly. And that's something that makes
- 42:54me realize I'm in love with someone is
- 42:55if I can [music] do that and we have
- 42:57that.
- 42:57>> You would think it's a small thing, but
- 42:58it really isn't. And I like that.
- 43:00Contestant number three, what is the
- 43:01moment when you know you're in love with
- 43:03someone?
- 43:04>> So, past the dating phase, when you see
- 43:06what they're [music] really passionate
- 43:07about and what they're driving for and
- 43:09when you can be vulnerable with that
- 43:10person, too. I think that's really,
- 43:12really important. And that just [music]
- 43:14makes me fall in love more. Like, when
- 43:16you just know you have that rock and
- 43:17that support system, it's your best
- 43:19friend. And it's just someone you want
- 43:22to be with [music] forever and you just
- 43:23know that.
- 43:24>> Why do they have to all have really good
- 43:25answers? This is not going to help me at
- 43:27all, man.
- 43:28>> It's really not. You guys are
- 43:29>> beautiful, beautiful moments. But I know
- 43:31what comes next after this.
- 43:32>> Another elimination.
- 43:34>> God damn it.
- 43:34>> Tom now has to pick his future wife. And
- 43:37yes, you guys are going to get married
- 43:38cuz I'm an officiator.
- 43:40>> I do have the ring. [laughter]
- 43:42>> Oh wow.
- 43:44>> Nerd.
- 43:44>> Hey.
- 43:44>> No, I'm just kidding. It's cute. Ladies,
- 43:46that last round was amazing and I really
- 43:48appreciated every single one of your
- 43:50answers. I felt the heart behind it. It
- 43:53really is making this next decision
- 43:55super hard cuz I could see myself going
- 43:57on a date honestly with all with not all
- 44:00three of you. [laughter]
- 44:02>> Nice try.
- 44:03>> Yeah, thank you. I tried to recover. It
- 44:05didn't really work.
- 44:05>> But the person that I do want to take on
- 44:08a date
- 44:11>> is K.
- 44:13[applause and cheering]
- 44:14Come on.
- 44:18>> Give it up for Athena. And
- 44:20>> thank you so much. I really appreciate
- 44:21[applause and cheering] it.
- 44:21>> It was so nice meeting you.
- 44:22>> Thank you. Thank you so much.
- 44:23>> It was so nice meeting you.
- 44:24>> Yeah, you as well. Nice to meet you.
- 44:26Thank you so much.
- 44:26>> Thank you. Thank you.
- 44:28>> K. How do you feel, dude?
- 44:30>> Great.
- 44:31>> K. Uh, [music] what did you like about
- 44:32Tom?
- 44:33>> I like how you show your true self and I
- 44:36love all the voices and I think it's
- 44:38just really cool that you just like
- 44:40express yourself openly and share all
- 44:42that. I [music] appreciate that. Thank
- 44:43you. You've clearly been expressing
- 44:45yourself the whole time and I really
- 44:46connected with that, too. I'm super
- 44:48happy with the way this all turned out.
- 44:49>> Where are you guys going on your first
- 44:50date? [music]
- 44:51>> I'd like to do some uh activities. So,
- 44:53probably want to do like arcade, mini
- 44:55golf.
- 44:56>> Oh, yeah.
- 44:56>> Uh pool, something that [music] lets us
- 44:58both be uh competitive and playful a
- 45:00little bit. So,
- 45:01>> yeah, that'd be great.
- 45:02>> Yeah, absolutely. I think we just set
- 45:04our date.
- 45:04>> All right, guys. Let's give it up for
- 45:05Tom and K. [cheering]
- 45:08[applause]
- 45:11Make sure to check out the extended
- 45:12version on our Hero Hero Poppies Plus.
- 45:15[music] It's the stuff I cannot leave on
- 45:16YouTube. Go check it out. Super funny. I
- 45:18love you guys.
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