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0:00I feel like Pavlov's dog. He somehow
0:04managed to train me to drool on his
0:08command. Hello everyone, [ __ ] here.
0:13And today I’ve brought you something
0:15terrible, very, very terrible, very
0:17disgusting. Today we are going to
0:20discuss*Does It Hurt?*by H.D. Carlton.
0:23She also gifted us*Haunting Adeline*.
0:27In some ways, this masterpiece is even
0:30worse; it’s going to hurt us all. So
0:34buckle up, grab something tasty to eat
0:36and drink, and let's get started. Just,
0:40you know, be careful with the food. I
0:42won't be renaming anyone today, because
0:44it’s hard enough as it is. From the
0:47very prologue, Carlton decides to
0:49disorient us. I don’t know, maybe
0:52it’s intentional, so we’re busy
0:54untangling sentences and not thinking
0:56about what a pile of crap this is. The
0:59second paragraph. Someone is looking at
1:02the heroine, which makes her nervous.
1:04And how could she not be nervous when
1:07the niece of my cousin’s husband is
1:10staring intently at me? Could she have
1:13made it even more convoluted? Well, you
1:15see, it’s both a book and a puzzle
1:18collection as a bonus. Two in one. But
1:20I think you’ll see throughout the
1:22review that Carlton has a habit of
1:24writing in a way that makes finding
1:26meaning almost impossible. In short, we
1:30don’t know anything yet, except that
1:32our main character, Sawyer, was
1:34planning to fly somewhere, but then
1:36someone she knew saw her. She thinks
1:40she recognized her. And so, Sawyer
1:42freaks out, runs to the counter, and
1:44buys herself a ticket to Australia.
1:47Maybe some of you remember the joke
1:49about Australia being the place where
1:51Satan keeps his pets. Well, I think
1:54even they will all go into hiding when
1:56Sawyer arrives. The first chapter
1:58begins with an incomparable sentence. "
2:01Cancer tastes like crap." This is such
2:04a creative way of saying that Sawyer
2:06lit a cigarette. This, by the way, is
2:09often found in garbage like this.
2:11I’ve noticed any mention of smoking
2:13must be accompanied by a mention of
2:15cancer. Without fail, and more likely
2:18with a whole lecture about it too.
2:21I’m not saying it’s not true. Of
2:23course, smoking is bad. But I mean
2:26it’s exaggerated, because if you’ve
2:28already put smoking into your book,
2:30like, I don’t know, for coolness or
2:32whatever, then fine, that’s just your
2:34heroine. Why accompany it with
2:37paragraphs about the dangers of smoking
2:40? We have a book here, not a warning
2:42label on a pack of cigarettes. As you
2:45can see, in this book, I’m going to
2:46be nitpicking everything. Simply
2:49because after reading it, I had to take
2:51a leave of absence and I still haven't
2:53recovered from this crap. So I’m very
2:57angry and I need to vent it somewhere.
3:00So, Sawyer is smoking on an Australian
3:03beach after sleeping with the first guy
3:05she met. I still don't know his name,
3:09but he's good-looking and that's all
3:11that matters. Well, that and his killer
3:15nicotine. His killer Nikon is headed
3:19straight to the junk pile, because the
3:22editor hung themselves after the first
3:24sentence. "What kind of cancer do you
3:27think you'll get from that?" I ask,
3:29nodding at the cigarette in his hand. "
3:32I don't know, lung cancer is too
3:35typical. Throat." Do you think you'll
3:37die? He lets out a short laugh. I hope
3:40so. This is going to get dark, but
3:42maybe we can speed up the process for
3:44Sawyer. You know, so we don't have to
3:46suffer. Page two. I can't handle this
3:48anymore. One more drag and the taste
3:51seems a bit better when you remember
3:54you're inhaling death. It all reads, to
3:58me, like the author is 14 and thinks
4:01she's just so, you know, edgy and
4:04tragic. Having parted ways with Mr.
4:07Good-Looking, Sawyer is sitting at a
4:10bus stop and some weird old guy hits on
4:12her. His name is Simon and he almost
4:15immediately offers to show her his new
4:18tattoo. I mean, in principle, a normal
4:21everyday interaction. Nothing weird at
4:23all. It's clear Sawyer didn't grow up
4:25in the post-Soviet 90s, because she
4:27agrees. And Simon shows her an
4:31inscription on his leg, to which Sawyer
4:33says, "Oh my god, I love it so much.
4:37Probably even more than my favorite toe
4:39." The level of nonsense is rising, and
4:44my patience is not. By the way, for
4:46those who are adults and drinking
4:48something strong today, I propose a
4:50bonus drinking game. Every time I
4:53mention a toe, you can take a drink.
4:56You will die. "At least Simon confirms
4:59that it's not just me who's lost my
5:01mind, because he says he doesn't really
5:03get what the toe has to do with
5:04anything, let alone a favorite one. To
5:07which she shows him her foot and says
5:10she has a very cute pinky. And why that
5:12one specifically? What's wrong with the
5:14second one? You have two of them, after
5:15all. I, by the way, don't have a
5:17favorite toe, but my favorite part of
5:20the whole body is my eyes. And I am
5:22very unhappy that once again, thanks to
5:25Carlton, I wanted to gouge them out.
5:29Simon offers to give her a tattoo too,
5:31and she agrees, deciding that getting a
5:34tattoo from a stranger at a bus stop is
5:37too good an opportunity to pass up.
5:41That’s exactly the kind of perfect
5:43spontaneity I need. Do you also need a
5:46bouquet of infections? God, what
5:48nonsense. I mean, we’re still whining
5:51about cigarettes in every single
5:53paragraph. But getting a tattoo on a
5:56dirty bench from some random old guy,
5:58that’s cool and perfectly spontaneous
6:01. It all adds up. In case any of you
6:04sold your common sense to pay for this
6:06book. I’ll say that you shouldn’t
6:08do that. Never get tattoos in
6:10unsanitary conditions or from people
6:12who don’t know what they’re doing.
6:16I think, given how common tattoos are
6:18nowadays, we sometimes forget that
6:20it’s an actual medical procedure, a
6:22surface wound that’s very easy to
6:25infect. And treating it like it's some
6:29kind of joke, something completely
6:31mundane. It’s a one-way ticket to the
6:34hospital, if not somewhere worse. Simon
6:37starts giving her the same tattoo he
6:40has on his thigh with a needle and ink,
6:42without even wiping her skin first. I
6:46mean, all the dirt and sweat that was
6:48there just gets pushed right in along
6:50with the ink. Everything is fine. But
6:53let's move on. With her new gangrene,
6:56Sawyer ends up at a bar, where we find
6:58out she's using someone else’s IDs.
7:01Spoilers ahead: to sum it up, she’s
7:04supposedly wanted in America because
7:07she did something so terrible she
7:10can’t even explain it to us. So she
7:14occasionally sleeps with guys, steals
7:17their IDs, somehow makes forgeries with
7:20her photo, and opens credit cards in
7:23their names to get by. She came to the
7:27bar to celebrate, because after a beach
7:29hookup with a stranger, she was worried
7:31she was pregnant. But the test was
7:34negative, after which she immediately
7:37rushed to get an IUD. So, let's go over
7:40that again. This person slept with a
7:44stranger without protection and now got
7:47an IUD. It's a shame they don't offer
7:50brain implants at that clinic, because
7:53an IUD won't save you from STDs.
7:56Nevertheless, a party is a party, but
7:58there's work to be done. So she sits
8:00and waits for someone to hit on her.
8:03Instead of a client of her type, like a
8:06tired man in a suit, a hot macho guy
8:09sits next to her. No, I could get
8:12pregnant just by looking at you. Go
8:15away. Well, sure, a surefire way to
8:18drive a guy away is to tell him how hot
8:21he is. I lean into him, almost pressing
8:25my nose against his muscular bicep, and
8:28inhale deeply, rolling my eyes back.
8:31You also smell good, I groan. Get away.
8:36If telling him how hot he is didn't
8:38work. Try pressing your face into him
8:41and groaning about how good he smells.
8:44That should definitely work. If even
8:47that doesn't work, you might as well
8:48take your underwear off. It’s a
8:50success. And yet they continue to drink
8:53and talk. His name is Enzo. He’s from
8:56Italy. Dark-haired, muscular, tall.
8:59Well, you know, just like any hero in a
9:01novel like this. He works with sharks.
9:09He has his own research center where he
9:12observes sharks. And of course, he
9:15swims with them, which instantly adds
9:18100 points to his danger level. My
9:21thighs had already started aching from
9:24how hard I’d been clenching them for
9:27the two hours Enzo and I were talking.
9:30Honey, save your energy, because
9:32you’ll need to clench something else
9:34soon. At one point she goes," Stop
9:36trying to get me pregnant, Enzo. We
9:39aren't even friends. "Excuse me, but
9:41what is going on with all these
9:43pregnancy mentions? This is also going
9:46into the" what the heck "pile, because
9:48I have no clue what’s happening. What
9:50do pregnancy and friends have to do
9:52with anything? Then Enzo says," Come on
9:54, I'll show you something. "The phrase
9:57that starts about nine out of ten
9:59kidnappings and murders. She agrees,
10:02but only after saying," Let me just pay
10:04the bill first. "" If you take out your
10:07money, I’ll shove it down your throat
10:10, "he warns. And his voice drops to a
10:13dangerous level. And after that, she
10:16still went with him to an unfamiliar
10:18place.
10:25But seriously, what is wrong with
10:28everyone in this book? Enzo takes her
10:31to a beautiful and, naturally, deserted
10:33waterfall, and without hesitation, he
10:35takes off his shirt and jumps into the
10:38water. He asks if she’s going to join
10:41him. To which she says," Only if you
10:44promise not to touch me. "" I promise
10:47not to do anything unless you beg me to
10:49. "I groan loudly and throw my head
10:53back. I feel both relieved and angry
10:56that he couldn't just give the promise.
11:00He’s giving me very mixed signals.
11:04Yeah, let's take a look. He spent a few
11:06hours with you at a bar. Despite your
11:11extremely weird behavior, he brought
11:14you to a deserted place, stripped down,
11:17and is now inviting you into the water
11:20while using very suggestive language:"
11:23What mixed signals! Call a team of
11:27zoologists to help you decode the
11:29situation. "And let's not forget, she
11:32has a fresh tattoo that shouldn't be
11:35submerged, especially in an unknown
11:38body of water, but who cares when a hot
11:41Italian guy is involved. Deciding to go
11:45for it, I run, curl into a ball, and
11:47splash into the water like a total dork
11:50. Most girls would probably enter the
11:54water gracefully, like in a photoshoot,
11:57but my life is too uncertain to deny
11:59myself what I really want. Ladies and
12:03gentlemen, we have another one—
12:05another" not like other girls "trope.
12:08Then it starts in the water." Do you
12:10want to know what I was thinking about
12:12you when we were at the bar? "I ask.
12:14That I could make you pregnant with
12:16just one look? that you could destroy
12:20me with just the tip," I admit, smiling
12:23. They go in circles talking about
12:28whether they will have sex, then agree
12:31that it will honestly only be this one
12:34time. I’m tired of men who don’t
12:37know what they’re doing. So kiss me
12:40first. If you don't know how to use
12:43your mouth on me, you won't be able to
12:45use your [ __ ] either. Do you want me to
12:47use my mouth on you? I can do that,
12:51baby, but you’ll be mine. But I
12:55promised not to do anything unless you
12:58begged me to. She begs, and he tastes
13:02me, drinks from me. Like a sorrowful
13:06man desperately trying to escape
13:08everything in a bottle. I’ve been
13:11trying to escape this book in a bottle
13:13for a week now, but it’s not working.
13:17"Damn," he curses, pressing against me
13:19and continuing to caress me with his
13:21fingers. Somehow I notice a puddle of
13:24fluid on his palm, but I don't care.
13:28I’m too dazed by pleasure to pay
13:30attention to anything else. And first
13:34among all reviews, squirting enters the
13:37scene. Well, that’s probably in
13:39addition to the overall nautical theme.
13:41He refuses to have vaginal sex with her
13:44because he doesn't have a condom. To
13:47which she says: "I don't want to sound
13:50weird, since we’re strangers, but
13:52I’m healthy and on birth control."
13:55And he says: "Okay, I’m healthy too."
13:57And it’s not like you’ve only known
14:00him for three hours and he could easily
14:02lie to you. Next up is the description
14:05of a monster [ __ ]. It’s not just long
14:08, it’s incredibly thick, with veins
14:11bulging along it. Absolutely not, I say
14:15, shaking my head. There is no way I
14:17would change my mind. I point a finger
14:20at it. It would puncture a lung. I have
14:23the impression that the [ __ ] in these
14:25books are getting longer every year. At
14:27this rate, all the main characters will
14:29have a third leg. But he says: "You
14:32mentioned only the tip." That’s all
14:36you’re getting. I honestly don’t
14:39know what’s with these jokes about
14:41just the tip, but okay. His promise
14:44didn't last long, because soon she was
14:47already on top of him, taking it all.
14:50Are you in pain, Bella? You’re so big
14:53. It hurts.
14:54Stop.
14:56If this man were my kingdom, I would
14:59sit on this throne for a whole eternity
15:02. The treasury of nonsense will soon
15:07overflow. My God, Enso, I’m [ __ ]
15:10again. I breathe heavily. My name and
15:13God’s name should not be in the same
15:16sentence, Bella. He growls. His voice
15:20is as hard as the rock beneath us. One
15:23is holy, the other is wicked. Guess
15:27which one is mine. In response, only a
15:33muffled moan escapes my chest as a
15:36powerful wave of orgasm washes over me.
15:40I explode, sinking my teeth into his
15:43body. The world before my eyes darkens
15:46from the wild waves surging inside me.
15:50He lifts me above him, releasing the
15:52tension, and the fluid drips onto his
15:54stomach while my body shudders in
15:57spasms. I would be ashamed if I were
16:01capable of feeling anything other than
16:04this euphoria. It’s a complete mess.
16:07The sea is restless, and I’m worried
16:10about my mental health. After the
16:13waterfall, they go back to his place,
16:16and in the morning, while he sleeps,
16:19she digs through his drawers to steal
16:22his data, then sneaks out of the house.
16:26Oh my, he gave you the miracle of
16:29squirting, and later, at her hotel, she
16:32dyes her roots while keeping the stolen
16:35gun by her side. During the 20 minutes
16:39the chemicals work their magic, I smoke
16:42another cigarette and down a quarter
16:45bottle of vodka. At least it’s not
16:48boring. Honestly though, a quarter of a
16:50bottle in 20 minutes is intense. I hope
16:54it was a small flask and not a 700ml
16:56bottle. You can tell the vodka kicked
16:59in, because she starts seeing her twin
17:01brother, Kevin, in the mirror. We
17:05don’t know anything about him yet,
17:08other than the fact that he exists, but
17:10it’s clear she hates him because she
17:13starts screaming and arguing with him,
17:15then presses the gun to her own cheek.
17:20More dark stuff, but much to my regret,
17:23she changes her mind and we have to
17:25slog through the remaining 80%of the
17:28book. Switching to Enzo. She stole my
17:33damn data. For the life of me, I can't
17:36figure out what she's planning. And my
17:39own intentions are unclear, considering
17:42I still haven't dared to block the
17:45account or call the police. What could
17:49she be planning? Maybe she stole your
17:51ID just to buy some vodka at the store.
17:54He ponders all this while getting ready
17:56to get into the water with the sharks.
17:58I’m so furious, I’m ready to charge
18:01at a two-ton animal. And though I can't
18:04guarantee a win, I’d put up one hell
18:07of a fight. The problem is, I don’t
18:10want to fight a shark. Instead, I want
18:13to strangle the little mermaid who
18:15deceived me. Only in Carlton and
18:18Douglas can the protagonists be such
18:20edgelords that they'd fight a shark
18:23like he would. He decides he’s going
18:26to find Sawyer. And so he sits on the
18:28beach, waiting for her. A woman in a
18:31blue bikini heads toward me with a
18:34bright white smile under her sun hat. "
18:37No," I snap. She freezes in her tracks.
18:41The smile melts off her face like a
18:44scoop of ice cream. God, what an alpha.
18:49The woman might have just wanted to ask
18:50for the time. He finally waited until
18:54Sawyer appeared on the beach and
18:56offered her the best day of her life.
19:00Specifically, he says: "I'll let you
19:02swim with the sharks." When she
19:05hesitates, he dares her, saying, if
19:08you're brave enough. Child's play,
19:11knickers on a clothesline. Also among
19:15his persuasive arguments: "I'll give
19:17you a kiss, a reward." Oh really, have
19:20you been dreaming of that your whole
19:22life? And what is so special about his
19:25kiss, you might ask? I don't kiss
19:28anyone. I haven't met a woman yet who
19:32deserves that level of intimacy with me
19:35. And did he really mean it that he
19:40works with sharks, and not some other
19:42profession where they don't kiss either
19:45? Despite seeing a strange spark in his
19:48eyes and knowing this is a stupid idea,
19:51she agrees to go with him, because,
19:54well, he didn't give any signs that he
19:56already knew she had robbed him.
20:00Because it doesn't look like he was
20:02specifically waiting for you to lure
20:04you into a trap at all. No, people meet
20:07completely by accident every day on
20:10such a giant continent as Australia and
20:13on such giant beaches as they have.
20:16That's the norm. The treasure trove of
20:18nonsense grows when they talk about
20:21what will happen if you stick a foot
20:23out of the underwater cage. Maybe I
20:26shouldn't go. I wouldn't want to lose
20:30my favorite toe. He frowned. Do I even
20:35want to know? I point to my little toe.
20:38It's cute. Sharks love cute. They eat
20:41seals. Seals are cute.
20:45A few minutes later they are already at
20:48it, because why delay? And so he leads
20:51her to the edge of the boat, where two
20:54white sharks are swimming nearby. And
20:56right then, holding her by the throat,
20:59he says: "Tell me how," he whispers in
21:02my ear. His voice becomes harder. Even
21:07when an orgasm is on the horizon, an
21:09alarm starts ringing in my head as his
21:12hand tightens. If I barely manage to
21:15speak, his thrusts become increasingly
21:18sharper. Tell me, how can you be so
21:21easy with me, knowing what you stole
21:24from me? He chokes her, then bites her
21:28lip as hard as he can, and then bends
21:30her over the side of the boat and
21:32pushes her head underwater. Wanted to
21:35become a shark expert. Baby, you wanted
21:38to take this from me. Then you have to
21:41learn how to swim with them. And all
21:45this while he continues to violate her.
21:48I don't really, to be honest,
21:50understand the logistics here, because
21:52they are on their knees. He bends her
21:55over the side, while holding her thigh
21:57with his other hand. And he has to
22:00apply force to keep her underwater. I
22:04don't know, let's just imagine his arms
22:06are as oversized in length as his
22:08member, because otherwise, the math
22:10just doesn't add up for me. He drowns
22:13her while she's hysterical. Then he
22:16pulls her out of the water for a couple
22:18of seconds and returns her to the
22:20sharks. And then he does it all over
22:22again. Before I can even get a word out
22:26, he forces me under the water again. I
22:30snap my eyes open and this time I
22:33really see something moving under the
22:36surface. The outlines are blurry, but
22:38the movement is fast. It rises sharply
22:41from the ocean depths, aiming right at
22:45me. He yanks her out at the last moment
22:47. A second later, the shark breaks the
22:51surface exactly where my head just was,
22:54crashing into the boat with its jaws
22:56wide open, looking for prey.
22:59God, I nearly fainted.
23:02Remember, kids, this is Dark Romance.
23:04And Enzo-ing. This is called a little
23:09revenge, not a brutal rape. And yes, in
23:12case anyone got confused. It is rape.
23:17Because even though it all started
23:19voluntarily, she struggled later and
23:21begged him to stop when he literally
23:24started drowning her in water with
23:26hungry sharks. After such fun, he
23:29interrogates her about the theft. She
23:32had already managed to open a card in
23:34his name and spend a bit of money from
23:36it. He guesses she's wanted, which is
23:40why she can't get any job. The excuse
23:43is pretty weak, because many people
23:45work illegally, all the time, and
23:47changing your appearance, especially
23:49for a girl, really isn't that hard.
23:52Well, but without that, the plot
23:54wouldn't work. And saying it's just
23:56easier for her to live that way isn't
23:57an option either, because then it would
23:59be harder to feel sorry for her. So,
24:02she can't find a single job in the
24:04whole world because she's recognized
24:07everywhere. Actually, she must be from
24:10the Greyjoy clan. Like, we do not sow,
24:13we only—while he was throwing around
24:16pathos, like "these tears are mine now,
24:19and I'll shed plenty more if you don't
24:22tell me what I want to know." A storm
24:25has treacherously gathered at sea. All
24:27around, there are roars and waves,
24:29tossing the boat back and forth. Sawyer
24:31is in a panic, and Enzo grabs her to
24:33calm her down. Deep breath, baby. He
24:37has some kind of split personality,
24:39because a moment ago he hated her, and
24:41now she's "baby." But that's
24:43pathological. He'll be tossed around
24:46just like the boat, until the end when
24:48they flip, and Enzo slams his head into
24:50something and passes out. He wakes up
24:53to Sawyer frantically shaking him. He
24:57sees that they've ended up on a tiny
24:59rocky island with an old lighthouse.
25:03Stumbling inside, they meet a
25:06stereotypical sailor, complete with a
25:08long beard and a wooden leg. He is the
25:12local host, who operates this
25:15lighthouse. His name is Sylvester. And,
25:18oh god, why are almost all the
25:19characters here named something other
25:21than S? Enzo asks if he has a radio to
25:24get out of this suspicious place sooner
25:28. But Sylvester says no. That instantly
25:32makes everything even more suspicious,
25:34but that's just the beginning on that
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26:11Sylvester asks for their names, and
26:13Sawyer introduces herself with her real
26:15name. Ah, like, Enzo. She gave a fake
26:18one at first. I grit my teeth harder.
26:21It seems she doesn't feel the need to
26:23lie to him about her name. And that
26:26annoys the hell out of me. You won't
26:28believe it, but for most of the book,
26:30he will be seriously jealous of her
26:32with this old man. In short, the radio
26:35is either dead or broken, and ships
26:38supposedly don't pass by the island.
26:41Only once a month does one arrive, and
26:43Sylvester buys food and various
26:45supplies there. And how unlucky that it
26:49passed by just three days ago. What he
26:54doesn't say is that we are stuck here
26:57for a month. For a month with a creepy
27:01old geezer and a girl who almost stole
27:04my entire life. My entire life. He
27:09whines about this the whole book.
27:11It’s like she tried to sign over his
27:14house and business to herself and keep
27:16him in the basement as a sex slave.
27:18Sylvester takes them to an empty room.
27:21where Sawyer unhappily finds only one
27:25bed. Never happened in this genre
27:27before. And here's another shock. And
27:30then the old man says: "The toilet is
27:31across the hall.""But I don't like it
27:33when people walk around the house at
27:35night.""So, if you need to go, here is
27:38a bucket in the corner."
27:40A bucket.
27:41At this point, I would say alright then
27:43. It was nice to meet you. Do you
27:45happen to have any black pepper? I want
27:47to season myself so the sharks find me
27:49tastier. And that’s not all. So they
27:52don't think about disobeying him,
27:54Sylvester locks them in the bedroom.
27:57Here begins a cycle of endless
28:00bickering between our lovers. And in
28:04general, from the moment they get to
28:06the island, the book becomes so boring
28:08and repeats the same things so often
28:10that if the cringe doesn't finish you
28:12off, the dullness will. On the very
28:16first night, Sawyer hears some mystical
28:18sounds above that sound like the
28:19clanking of chains. And while she can't
28:24sleep because of this, she also
28:26remembers dragging an unconscious Enzo
28:28all the way to the island. Such a
28:32heroic secret. He will be shocked later
28:35when he finds out about it. But, well,
28:39did you think about how you both ended
28:41up in the same place, in a storm on
28:42dolphins? Here he wakes up while she is
28:46crying. "You're crying," he notes. "No,
28:49" I lie. I am sure you have never had
28:53to be strong before, Sawyer, but now is
28:56the time to learn. Oh, go to hell.
29:02You're annoying. The next day, or
29:04whenever, they headed out to fish.
29:07However, it's impossible to do without
29:10a long argument and without Enzo
29:13pulling her hair, threatening her, and
29:15so on. Who would doubt it, Enzo only
29:19knows how to bully a woman, because she
29:21was the only one of the two who managed
29:24to catch any fish. Back in the house,
29:27he cooks it and tells Sylvester that he
29:28doesn't eat fish himself. And the old
29:31man is like, he's never seen a man who
29:34would refuse good meat. The fact that
29:37he's implying I'm not a real man is
29:39obvious. But it's just as damn obvious
29:42that he is deeply mistaken. You're an
29:46animal, not a real man. Well, although
29:48what is usually meant by a real man
29:51doesn't differ that much from an animal
29:54anyway. In general, a real man just
29:56loves this. Or do we have "surimi" men
29:59or what? When they ask Sylvester about
30:02the strange night sounds, he says: "
30:04Those are ghosts." And he dumps a long,
30:08boring story on them about a ship with
30:10prisoners and how he was forced to kill
30:13some of them. I won't bore you with it;
30:16you probably have it hard enough
30:17already. The main thing to take away
30:19from this. Sylvester is lying, but
30:21Sawyer will think that there are real
30:23ghosts living in the lighthouse until
30:25the end of the book. Into the treasury
30:28of nonsense, Sawyer thinks upon seeing
30:31Enzo: "I can't stand how attractive he
30:33is, even when he stares at me like I
30:36haven't been sniffing marijuana." And
30:39they aren't sniffing marijuana. And
30:42even despite that, nothing adds up at
30:45all. And believe me, context won't help
30:48. Suspecting that something is wrong
30:50with the old man, they break into his
30:52bedroom. But then Sylvester comes in to
30:55take a nap, while they hide in fear.
30:58Enzo can't think of anything better
31:00than to put his hands down her pants. I
31:03open my mouth, ready to whisper quietly
31:07but firmly for him to suck on my
31:11favorite toe. But the only thing that
31:14comes out is a squeak. Toe. Actually,
31:21in this specific case, the phrase "
31:24sucking a toe" is slang for a lighter
31:27version of "suck my...". But it gets
31:31repeated in the same chapter. And
31:33besides, she’s annoyed everyone with
31:36her toe obsession. Enzo tells her: "I
31:39want to hear you break and be unable to
31:41scream." Well yeah, it’s not like
31:45Sylvester is already asleep and you
31:46guys should probably clear out of his
31:48room, because it would be really
31:50awkward if he caught you there. Instead
31:53, the torture continues. It hurts you,
31:57baby, that you can't scream for me the
31:59way you want to. This little one is so
32:04damn wet. Listen to how beautifully she
32:08sings for me. Why don't you sing me a
32:11lullaby, Bella? Let me hear it. Well,
32:16we haven't had singers before. Well,
32:19that was a surprise. And in general, if
32:21mine were singing, I wouldn't want her
32:24to put men to sleep. It should have the
32:26opposite effect. Nope. And when she
32:29finishes, she tries to sneak past the
32:31sleeping Sylvester. Her lullaby lulled
32:35him to sleep. Baby. So we are sticking
32:38with this metaphor. Yes, clear. I’m
32:40starting to understand the editor. Only
32:42Enzo seems to have decided to live in
32:45this closet, because he snaps at her.
32:48Like: "Where do you think you're going?
32:50If he thinks I’ll stay after this,
32:53then he can go to hell." I understand
32:57he was trying to distract me from my
33:00obvious panic attack, but now I feel
33:03cheap and I already regret it. Well, if
33:07that's what he was distracting you from
33:10. They keep living in constant
33:16arguments, but Sawyer finds a secret
33:18cave, where everything is very
33:20beautiful, and starts escaping there
33:23constantly to be alone. Enzo, meanwhile
33:26, walks around with a sour face, like
33:28someone peed in his cereal. So they are
33:31lying there one night, and she can't
33:33stand that this jerk is ignoring her.
33:36And he’s tossing and turning, keeping
33:38her awake. So she can't think of
33:41anything better than to push him and
33:43say, "Get out," to which he just shoves
33:45her off the bed. What kind of romance
33:50is that, people? They start wrestling
33:53around. She’s slapping him wherever
33:56she can reach. And a teenage spat
33:58ensues. Like: "You don't pay attention
34:01to me, you're so mean." It gets to "you
34:04want to hear something harsh, Sawyer?"
34:08How about the fact that it’s hard to
34:10sleep next to a damn soul-sucking demon
34:13? And just being near you makes me sick
34:18. And what’s even worse? I can still
34:21smell you on my fingers. Despite having
34:24washed you off, you’re the one who
34:26stuck them there yourself. Hello? He
34:29continues to pile it on her. Like: "
34:32You're the worst thing that's ever
34:33happened to me." And everything you do
34:36is calculated. Were you really
34:38panicking when we were in the closet?
34:40Or was that just another one of your
34:43plans? God, I want him to die so badly.
34:46I mean, she's trapped with you and the
34:49first thing she thinks is: I need to
34:51fake a panic because then he'll put his
34:54hands down my pants. It inevitably
34:57reaches the point where she's already
34:59turned on. Would you scream this time?
35:01"—he asks grimly." You always do that
35:05when you create your little ocean
35:07around me. "He also calls her Amor Mio.
35:16It all adds up. Page back. I hate you.
35:20Now my love. Absolutely stable behavior
35:25. However, this time it’s interrupted
35:28because one of them saw a girl standing
35:30in the ocean from the window. And
35:33naturally, this really unsettled them.
35:35Sylvester will later tell them that
35:37these are also ghosts. Of course,
35:40another week passes after the closet
35:43incident, and Enzo is furious that she
35:45disappears every day and pays him no
35:47mind. I mean, in the sense that she
35:51isn't sitting by me and letting me
35:54humiliate her 24/7. She’s gotten
35:56completely bold. It infuriates him so
35:59much that one fine day he sneaks after
36:02her into her secret cave and even has
36:05the audacity to think. It pisses me off
36:08that she was hiding this from me. Well,
36:11of course, because she owes you
36:13everything for some reason. In the cave
36:15, a conversation like this unfolds. Are
36:18you here to kill me, Enzo? Is it
36:21because I don't return your feelings,
36:23my dear? If anyone were to become
36:26obsessed with you, it would only be
36:28because of what's between your thighs,
36:30not because you have anything else to
36:33offer. She doesn't answer. She always
36:37has something to say until she faces
36:39the truth about her character and
36:42actions. Can someone please explain to
36:45me how we are supposed to think this
36:47scum is the man of our dreams? And
36:49further, when he approaches her and
36:52notices she's all frozen, he thinks: I
36:54like that she feels me, that she fears
36:57me. Stealing from me is the worst thing
37:00she is capable of, but I will do
37:02something much worse to her. I like
37:06that she fears me. The hero of our
37:09novel. If you think about it, this
37:12archetype is often featured in True
37:14Crime episodes like" He beat his wife
37:15because she oversalted his borscht. "
37:19Are you going to try to touch me?"—
37:21she throws out. "Belladonna, I will
37:24never touch you again, even when you
37:27beg me to." Oh, who are you kidding?
37:31Just when I think Enso can't be more
37:33disgraceful, he proves me wrong. By the
37:36way, Belaladra is a "good little thief.
37:38" He calls her that 100 million times
37:41throughout the book. Among other things
37:44, I wanted to note that people in my
37:46Telegram comments wrote he even called
37:48her a "little shark" in the Ukrainian
37:50translation, but to my great regret, I
37:53didn't find that in the original.
37:55Honestly, I just feel sorry for her.
37:57Having finished another session of
38:00tormenting her, he leaves. She is left
38:03bewildered and ashamed, and won't dare
38:06to show her face for a long time. "I
38:10have plenty of time to finish while
38:13thinking of your tears."
38:15God, what a piece of work.
38:19Later, in the lighthouse, he continues
38:22with this crap. And after the next
38:25moment, I will start skipping most
38:27similar parts because I am too tired.
38:30But keep in mind that there are plenty
38:32more of them. So, having pulled her
38:35hair again, he says: "Because I want to
38:39see you suffer, and I’ll do
38:41everything in my power to make that
38:44happen; if it means keeping you alive
38:47just so I can destroy you, so be it."
38:50Then he shoves me away, forcing me to
38:54stumble and land right on my butt. Well
38:58, at least he didn't punch her in the
39:00face, I don't know. Though, in
39:02principle, it makes no difference.
39:08Meanwhile, the ghosts are still acting
39:11up. Sylvester keeps hitting on Sawyer,
39:14which is maximally disgusting, I have
39:16to say. And so we move on to the next
39:19scene. Is this one even fighting? I
39:22think you can already see what I meant
39:25when I said the book is endlessly
39:27repetitive. This time they are sleeping
39:29, and she dreams of having sex with him
39:31. But at the most interesting part, he
39:34accidentally hits her in the head with
39:37his arm, and she wakes up. To get
39:40revenge, she wakes him up in return,
39:42and it begins: "What are you doing?
39:45Well, you ruined a good dream for me.
39:48How dare you wake me up for that? And
39:51anyway, what was it, what did you dream
39:53about me, what was I doing to you there
39:55?" And she's like, "No, nothing
39:57happened there." That's another lie.
40:00Sawyer, I can hear your "fish" from
40:04here. Personally, this only raises
40:09questions about her health. Well, but
40:13what's surprising about that, if you
40:15sleep with random guys without a condom
40:18, and do it on beaches and in
40:20waterfalls? Even if she avoided STDs,
40:23getting a yeast infection is easy as
40:26pie. Anyway, never mind. She's like, "
40:29My cheeks burn when I feel how slippery
40:33the inside of my thighs is." It feels
40:36like she has a faucet down there.
40:38Strange that only her thighs are
40:39slippery, and not all the way to her
40:41heels. Well, with a stud like that in
40:43bed. They are f---ing. Even though he
40:46promised so loudly just a couple of
40:48pages ago that he would never do that
40:50again. I think my bladder is about to
40:55empty itself. And even though I know
40:58exactly what he’s going to make me do
41:01, I feel like I’m losing control of
41:03my own body. You will finish for me,
41:05Bella, and you'll go crazy. Depend on
41:08me. If I’m not covered in all of this
41:12, I’ll make you repeat it until
41:14there’s nothing left of you. Just
41:17don't flood the neighbors downstairs.
41:20It doesn’t take long for him to
41:22return to beast mode. And here we go
41:25again. Because the girl I brought home
41:28was not the same person who stole my
41:31life from me. Man, this really kills me
41:34. This is what stole my life. Oh, for
41:38God's sake, Enzo, you can just call the
41:40bank and cancel that card. Exhale, calm
41:44down, tape. So one evening, she and
41:49Sylvester got together to have a drink
41:51and share their secrets. During their
41:54hangout, she hands Sylvester her glass
41:56so he can pour her some more. And Enzo
41:59is just having enough. Holy [ __ ], boy.
42:02Maybe you should also order her when
42:04she is and isn't allowed to go to the
42:06bathroom. By the end, she continues to
42:09drink and reveals that her twin brother
42:11had been molesting and raping her since
42:14childhood. What a shock! Nobody, and I
42:17mean nobody, suspected it would come to
42:20this. Sylvester, for his part, says he
42:22lived with his wife and two daughters.
42:25One of them committed suicide, and his
42:27wife took the other one with her when
42:29she left the island. Don't start
42:31feeling sorry for him yet, because I
42:33think most of you have already realized
42:35that you can't trust him. Enzo's tragic
42:39backstory, by the way, which he told
42:42earlier, is that his mother left him at
42:44a monastery when he was about eight,
42:47said she’d return, and never did. So
42:51he grew up with the nuns. I understand
42:55everything, but mommy issues at his age
42:57can no longer serve as an excuse for
42:59such shitty behavior. Was I supposed to
43:02pity him because of that or what? After
43:04learning what her brother did to her,
43:07and also that she carried Enzo across
43:09the ocean on her back so he wouldn't
43:11die, our hero suddenly changes his mind
43:14and starts telling her how unique she
43:16is and how wrong he was to call her
43:19weak. And every day I lie to myself,
43:23telling myself that I’m only hooked
43:25on you because of how sweet you taste
43:28or how easily you cry for me. But I
43:32know it’s just about you. The only
43:35ones crying here are the readers, you
43:36jerk. There’s a whole bunch of sex
43:39scenes after this, but I really have to
43:42quickly recap one. So, they’re on the
43:46beach, and at one point, when she’s
43:48on top, he turns her around so her back
43:50is to him and she’s facing the ocean,
43:53and he uses two fingers to stretch her
43:55mouth while saying: "Smile, little one.
43:57" Why? Just tell me, why does the sex
44:06in Carlton have to be so weird? And not
44:09in a good way, either. She decides to
44:12mess with him and gets off right before
44:16he finishes. What does he say? Sawyer
44:19continues to test my patience. "Your
44:23smile is only beautiful thanks to those
44:25teeth.""I wouldn’t want to see you
44:28without them." Girls, I don’t know
44:30about you, but I just instantly climax
44:32when someone threatens to knock all my
44:34teeth out. It’s always one thing
44:37after another with us. After a few days
44:39, Sawyer figured she’d just stay on
44:41the island with Sylvester, and then
44:43supposedly she wouldn’t have to run
44:45from the law. The old man is thrilled,
44:48of course, and Enzo is losing his mind.
44:51He says: "Come with me instead, and
44:54I’ll protect you." She asks: "And
44:56what would I do in that case?" To which
44:59he’s like: "You’ll work for me?"
45:01Well, that’s so he can not only
45:03physically and verbally abuse her, but
45:05financially as well. I am understanding
45:07that correctly, right? Then he
45:09apologizes for the repeated rape. Like
45:12that’s somehow supposed to make
45:14things better or undo everything he did
45:17after that. Suddenly gathering some
45:20courage, she says: "If you want me to
45:22choose you, get on your knees and
45:24apologize for how you treated me." He
45:28does it, and at that moment, I’m
45:29already wondering how many pages
45:31it’ll take until he goes back to
45:33swearing at her. See how much he enjoys
45:37insulting her. But to forgive him, she
45:41also wants him to kiss my favorite toe
45:45first. I want to officially address all
45:50sharks. If you see this woman in the
45:53water, please bite that toe off. Or
45:55better yet, just eat her whole. Do
45:58humanity a small favor. By the way,
46:01this chapter mentions three times that
46:03he sniffs her crotch. Now I’m
46:06convinced there is something very wrong
46:08there. And honestly, now that we’re
46:10on that subject, they saw a boat from
46:12the window recently. Which means
46:14Sylvester lied to them about no one
46:16ever sailing by. And since Sylvester
46:19won’t let them near the spotlight,
46:21maybe Sawyer could just go outside
46:23closer to the sea. Like, you know,
46:25maybe they’ll sniff her out from the
46:26ship. I don’t remember how, but she
46:29bumped her head somewhere around here.
46:31I think I fell from somewhere, but
46:33that's not really important. Anyway,
46:35the chapter begins with: "They say you
46:37should never sleep with a concussion."
46:40It's common knowledge, but I've reached
46:43the point where I don't care if it
46:45makes me brainless. Oh, honey, you
46:47don't have to worry about that anymore.
46:50Sleep to your heart's content. There
46:52they go again, whispering about their
46:54little secrets. And she asks Vence for
46:57the full history of his family. After
46:59Mia Madra left me on the steps, I was
47:02taken to the Sacred Heart Institute,
47:04where I was raised and went to school.
47:07Depends on which fabric, depends on
47:09where the FAK comes from.
47:11The scariest part is that he talks like
47:13that all the time. And in this case,
47:15it's very obvious that Carlton has
47:17absolutely no idea how to properly
47:20write a character who is speaking a
47:22non-native language. Since they got
47:25close and decided she would go home
47:28with him, she decides to tell Sylvester
47:30, because he had somehow convinced
47:32himself that she had finally decided to
47:34stay with him. When she says she's
47:38leaving, he threatens that if she
47:40doesn't obey, he'll tell everyone she's
47:42wanted by the law. She asks: "What
47:45makes him think she's wanted?" And
47:48he’s like: "You expect me to believe
47:50that a young lady like you hasn't
47:53resorted to illegal acts to make ends
47:55meet?" The treasure trove of nonsense
47:58is about to explode, because, like,
48:00what does that even mean? So, it turns
48:03out all young girls are just criminals,
48:06otherwise they couldn't survive. This
48:10reminds me of an artist. All women are
48:13hookers. Completely losing it,
48:15Sylvester hits her in the face. Enzo
48:18runs in, but Sylvester is in control of
48:20the situation with a shotgun. This is
48:24followed by a lot of rustling and
48:26running back and forth, but it ends
48:28with Enzo locking Sylvester in his own
48:30basement, where, by the way, an entire
48:32graveyard of victims 'scabs is hidden.
48:36And Enzo himself runs to the cave where
48:38Soyar had escaped earlier. He wants
48:40what I have. When she remains silent, I
48:43shift my gaze to her. You, Bella? He
48:46doesn't like the thought that you
48:48belong to me—I say in a voice so low
48:50I don't even recognize it myself.
48:53Imagine how he'd feel if he had to
48:56watch that. Everything in the world
48:58revolves around you, after all. It's
49:01not that Sylvester just wants a young
49:04girl to rape. He's jealous of you
49:07because she's your property. Ugh. I
49:11can't. He literally makes me want to
49:13puke. Here he decides to confess his
49:15feelings to her in Italian, so it would
49:18be easier for him to pour his soul out
49:20to her. Even when I speak in another
49:23language, she still hears me. Well,
49:26honey, that’s actually how sound
49:28works, regardless of what language
49:29you’re speaking. I obviously
49:32understand what was intended here, but
49:34these ass-backwards phrasings just
49:36invite mockery. And she replies, "
49:39Someday I'll learn Italian and
49:41understand everything you said to me."
49:44The funniest thing about this is that
49:47he was supposed to say or admit
49:49something he didn't have the courage to
49:52say in English. But the problem is that
49:55, in the end, he didn't actually say
49:57anything new at all. I mean, it was the
50:00same old stuff about how unique she is
50:02and how he can't stop thinking about
50:04her, and how he can't hate her. The
50:07question is: what's the point of all
50:08this? Well, for the drama, of course.
50:11Another sex scene; as she nears
50:13squirting, he says: "It's time for you
50:15to take revenge, Belaladra. I already
50:19drowned you once. Now it's your turn to
50:22drown me." I instantly wrap my hands
50:25around her thighs and pull her back to
50:28my face with all my might. Mouth wide
50:31open, I drink from her like a man who
50:33has been wandering the open sea for
50:35months. My name echoes while she
50:39writhes above me, filling my mouth with
50:42her wetness, which trickles down my
50:44lips. He says: "I’m going to
50:51overwrite your bad memory of me
50:53drowning you." With a good memory of me
50:56drowning you. I lift her buttocks
50:59higher, choosing a more convenient
51:01angle to reach her cervix. But that
51:05hurts. Hello? And personally, it's hard
51:08for me to imagine how this pain could
51:11be pleasurable. Like, you could even
51:14get a bruise from that, and then your
51:16stomach hurts for several days. Great
51:19fun. In short, he's hurting and "
51:22drowning" her because he wants her
51:25while she feels like she's dying. After
51:29finishing inside her, he coats his
51:32finger in his sperm and shoves it into
51:35her back door because he wants to be
51:37everywhere. But then he even writes his
51:42name on her with his sperm. Yeah, why
51:46not? Just write it on her forehead with
51:48a marker so it’s clear and visible to
51:50everyone. Or better yet, get a tattoo
51:52from that old man at the beginning of
51:54the book, just to be sure. The next day
51:57, they return to the lighthouse and see
51:59that Sylvester and the basement are
52:01gone. Now they need to hurry and find
52:04the spotlight, and make sure they don't
52:06get ambushed by the ghost. Meanwhile,
52:09the ghosts are getting bolder, since
52:12someone tried to break down the
52:14couple's bedroom door, leaving, well,
52:16physical scratches. Finally, it starts
52:20to dawn on them that these probably
52:21aren't any friendly Caspers. They spend
52:24several days in a row looking for that
52:26spotlight room. And so, on the second
52:28day or whatever, Enzo suddenly starts
52:31acting like a total jerk again. He
52:33spends the whole day either ignoring
52:35her or being rude to her. And when he
52:38orders her to eat what he’s cooked,
52:40she says, "I’m not hungry." Well,
52:43because she’s been under constant
52:45stress, he lunges at her, grabs her
52:48hair, and slams her back against the
52:50table. Once again dumping a pile of
52:54insults and filth on her. And do you
52:57know what triggered this childish
52:58tantrum? He accidentally found a credit
53:01card that Sawyer had opened in his name
53:03and just hadn't thrown away yet. So,
53:07instead of asking her like a normal
53:08human being and figuring out what
53:10happened, he had to act like total scum
53:12all day and raise his hand against her.
53:15He drives her to tears, but even that
53:18isn't enough for him. You have no right
53:21to cry. When did you ever ruin me?
53:26She apologizes for the hundredth time,
53:28and he says, "I know, but I still don't
53:31want to forgive you." Well then, go
53:34jump in a lake. What could she possibly
53:36do to you? I mean, she’s supposed to
53:39forgive you for violent rape, for how
53:40you've behaved this whole time, and for
53:42the fact that you actually kidnapped
53:44her. But you, heaven forbid, can't
53:47forgive her because she opened a card
53:49in your name and spent a few hundred
53:51dollars. And you realized what she did
53:55immediately, and you chose not to block
53:57the card yourself. A total catastrophe.
54:00No one in this world has ever been
54:03treated worse than you. Then they start
54:05going at it so hard they actually break
54:07the table. And now he’s confessing
54:09his love to her, and she to him. And in
54:12honor of this, she decides to come
54:14clean about everything and says that
54:17she killed her brother. That’s
54:20supposedly why the entire police force
54:22of the world is chasing her. Well, at
54:24least that’s how she presents it
54:26throughout the book. And, in short, he
54:28had been raping her from childhood
54:30until she was 18. Her parents didn’t
54:33believe her, he was a cop, so going to
54:34them wasn't an option either. One day
54:37she just snapped and stabbed him. That
54:39was all more or less obvious. Almost
54:41from the beginning. So, the plot twist
54:43is pretty weak. After finishing her
54:46story, she waits for his reaction, but
54:49he remains calm. Why aren't you angry?
54:52I killed a person in cold blood. Sorry,
54:56but if someone is going to be shocked
54:58or angry at me for killing my rapist, I
55:00won’t talk to them anymore. I don’t
55:03need people like that in my life.
55:05Goodbye. He asks: "Do you want me to be
55:07angry?" I think a normal person’s
55:10reaction would be shock. A lot of
55:14judgment, and then, perhaps, a quiet
55:16call to 911. Oh, you guys are just all
55:20abnormal nightmares. Raise your hand in
55:22the comments, please, if you would
55:25react to this story with shock and
55:27judgment, not applause. Because, well,
55:29I honestly don't believe that such
55:31normal people are the majority. Finally
55:34, they found a spotlight because some
55:37unknown person moved a shelf that was
55:40hiding a door. And then, a skinny,
55:43filthy girl with her mouth stitched
55:45shut walks into the room. Enzo Pescho
55:49realizes that she is real. What—
55:52screams Sawyer. What do you mean when
55:54you say she is real? Is that good or
55:57bad? And what do you think? A ghost
55:59can't really do you much harm, unlike a
56:02potentially unstable human being. They
56:05figure out that this is Sylvester’s
56:07second daughter and she confirms that
56:09he actually killed her mother so she
56:11wouldn't leave the island. Next, I
56:14don't understand the logic at all,
56:16because Enzo is about to go downstairs
56:19when he hears that, uh, Sylvester has
56:21appeared there, and he's like, "This
56:23could turn into a shootout." What is
56:26all this for? If you've already found a
56:29witness, you can just shoot his head
56:31off from around the corner now. Why
56:33this heroism? What shootout, anyway?
56:37While gunshots start coming from below,
56:39the girl suddenly changes her mind
56:41about helping them and attacks Sawyer.
56:44She manages to run downstairs and sees
56:46only Sylvester, who is sitting
56:48contentedly on the sofa. He says that
56:51the daughter was very happy to have a
56:53friend, that is, Sawyer. And also that
56:57he sewed her mouth shut because she
56:58somehow tried to call for help, despite
57:01the fact that he had already cut out
57:02her tongue. Well, in short, like, he's
57:06just very twisted. While she is
57:09fighting him, stabbing him with a knife
57:11and all that, Enzo wakes up in the
57:13basement and decides to set fire to his
57:15door to get out. A trick that only
57:18works in Carlton's imagination. But
57:21never mind that. The still-alive
57:23Sylvester shoots Enzo, but his daughter
57:25is just as fickle as our main
57:27characters. So she changes her mind
57:29again and throws herself to protect him
57:32. She died. Enzo shot Sylvester, and
57:36all they have left to do is wait for
57:38help to finally arrive. Meanwhile, Enzo
57:42gets a "brilliant idea" for Sawyer to
57:44pretend to be Sylvester's second
57:46daughter. To, like, pretend that the
57:50real Sawyer died on this very island a
57:52long time ago. That way, she can, like,
57:55start a new life. And I'm afraid to
57:58even start explaining how idiotic this
58:00plan is and how many things in it don't
58:02work. So let's just pretend that it all
58:05adds up. They are taken to the police
58:08and interrogated. Sawyer gives them a
58:11note that the real Sawyer supposedly
58:13wrote before committing suicide.
58:16Somehow people believe she's
58:17Sylvester's daughter, because she
58:19claims her father liked to beat one
58:21girl, but liked to rape her, which is
58:23why she's supposedly so well-groomed.
58:27DNA tests, of course, don't exist in
58:29the Carlton world, nor does logic, but
58:31fine. Finally they both get released,
58:35and Sawyer, naturally, goes to live
58:37with Enzo, where we are gifted with
58:39this charming conversation. You don't
58:42want kids? Absolutely not. I return at
58:44the exact moment he walks out of the
58:47shower. Water droplets run down his
58:50tanned skin, lingering on the light
58:52fuzz on his chest and getting lost in
58:55the chiseled grooves of his abs. My
58:58mouth goes dry. Okay, maybe I do. Just
59:02the tip of the "beul" is enough. Should
59:05have named them "tip" and "finger." It
59:08seems like all the drama is over, but
59:11we still have a hell of a lot of
59:13chapters left because some authors
59:15don't know when to stop. They find out
59:19that Sawyer was even more heroic than
59:21they imagined, because after her
59:24brother’s murder, several young girls
59:27confirmed he had raped them too. And
59:30now she starts a new life with a new
59:33name. But you want to hear the funny
59:35part? She keeps the name Sawyer, sort
59:38of in honor of the poor girl who died
59:41on her island. And only her last name
59:45changes to Vitale, that is, the name of
59:48Enzo, who was the one who made her take
59:51it. But that’s not all from the
59:55treasure chest of nonsense. Although we
59:58are approaching the level of
59:59high-as-a-kite gibberish "a month later
1:00:01." I still don't understand why you
1:00:04insisted I take your last name. We're
1:00:06not even married. Marriage is just a
1:00:09piece of paper, but a last name is not.
1:00:13What, two years later they are both in
1:00:15a cage under the water, with sharks
1:00:17swimming nearby? While they sailed
1:00:21there on a yacht, a boat Enzo bought
1:00:24the day of their engagem...he took me
1:00:27out on the water at sunset and put a
1:00:30diamond ring on my finger without even
1:00:33asking. Like, seriously, why do they
1:00:37never even ask? It's just some kind of
1:00:40torture, it's like...Like, because
1:00:42asking isn't "alpha" enough, or what?
1:00:45Thank God, at this point we are
1:00:47wrapping things up. I don't know what
1:00:49to tell you in conclusion. Carlton
1:00:51never ceases to amaze me with this kind
1:00:54of horror. Although I thought that
1:00:56after stalking Adelina and that other
1:00:58[ __ ] that's in there—is it a sequel
1:01:00or something?—it was impossible, but
1:01:02it turns out it's possible. So, uh,
1:01:05write to me what you thought. Thank you
1:01:07for your attention and see you in the
1:01:10next video. Meow to everyone.

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