3 CANT MISS PICKS For UFC Cortes Acosta vs Walker | “Jiggle Physics” — Transcript

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1. 0:00I guarantee these three fighters are not
2. 0:02losing at UFC Fight Night Waldo Cortes
3. 0:05Acosta versus Johnny Walker. My three
4. 0:07most confident picks for the entire
5. 0:09card. I am putting my heart and soul
6. 0:12into these three fighters. I'm not going
7. 0:14to let them lose. In today's video, I'm
8. 0:16going to give you my three most
9. 0:17confident picks for the entire card. Who
10. 0:19wins and exactly how they win. And I'm
11. 0:23going to give you the underdog of the
12. 0:24week. Who's going to be a DOG THIS WEEK?
13. 0:27LAST WEEK, we were three for three. The
14. 0:29lock hit. Underdog of the week, Julianna
15. 0:32Rosa, hit. Perfection. The week before
16. 0:35that, three for three. Let's stay hot.
17. 0:38Again, IF YOU'VE EVER WATCHED MY VIDEO
18. 0:40BEFORE AND I'VE EVER BROUGHT any sort of
19. 0:42success to you Listen, if I've EVER
20. 0:43HELPED YOU OUT WITH UFC EVER, JUST ONCE,
21. 0:46I need you to like the video, hype the
22. 0:48thingy putingy, hit the little putingy,
23. 0:51and subscribe to the channel. It says
24. 0:5350% of you ARE NOT SUBSCRIBED. WHAT DO I
25. 0:56GOT TO DO? WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET'S
26. 0:59GET it started with the first lock of
27. 1:01the week. Oh, and by the way, I KNOW MY
28. 1:04FULL CARD PREDICTION VIDEO, I SAID THE
29. 1:05UFC WEBSITE WAS BANNED. I GAVE THEM 24
30. 1:08hours to make IT RIGHT. THE UFC'S WORTH
31. 1:10$7 BILLION. You think the website WOULD
32. 1:11WORK?
33. 1:12NO. NO. THEY CAN'T FIX THE CLICKING
34. 1:15THING. You know what You know what they
35. 1:16can do? THEY CAN UP GIVE IT BACK. THEY
36. 1:19TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO MAKE SURE
37. 1:21we had the updated WALDO CORTES ACOSTA
38. 1:23HAIRCUT, BUT WE CAN'T FIX THE WEB
39. 1:26ANDRE Petroski versus the Praying
40. 1:28Mantis. Mantis Contradivision
41. 1:30Nichenichius. Let's get into it, man. A
42. 1:32lot of people have given up on the
43. 1:34Praying Mantis. A lot of people are
44. 1:36questioning Mantis Contradivision
45. 1:38Nichenichius. If you're not aware, this
46. 1:40is second fight in THE UFC. HIS UFC
47. 1:43DEBUT, he was a gigantic favorite. We
48. 1:45took him as a lock of the week. And in
49. 1:47that fight, he was like minus a billion
50. 1:49to win by finish. He chased an early
51. 1:51finish. He didn't get the early finish,
52. 1:53and he still won the fight, but
53. 1:55everybody was expecting him to win by
54. 1:57knockout or maybe a submission. It kind
55. 1:59of left a bad taste in everybody's
56. 2:00mouth. And now everybody's starting to
57. 2:02doubt him. Well, what maybe his takedown
58. 2:04defense isn't very good. Andre
59. 2:05Petroski's a good wrestler. Don't get it
60. 2:08twisted. WE ARE NOT GIVING UP on the
61. 2:11praying mantis. I STILL HAVE FAITH IN
62. 2:13this prospect, man. Nine wins, six by
63. 2:15knockout, a couple submissions. He does
64. 2:17have one loss to his name, and I think
65. 2:19that's where people are like bec-
66. 2:21letting the doubt creep into your head.
67. 2:23This is what happens with UFC PRE-
68. 2:24LISTEN, GUYS. I'VE DONE THIS PREDICTION
69. 2:26stuff long enough now. I know how this
70. 2:28works. I've done I've I've The highs are
71. 2:30high, the lows are low. You have
72. 2:32confidence in a guy. He He doesn't get
73. 2:34it done as easily as you think. The next
74. 2:36time he fights, you let the doubt start
75. 2:38creeping in. All of a sudden, this guy
76. 2:40that you were very confident in, just
77. 2:42because in his UFC debut in this case,
78. 2:44he didn't have a perfect win. You let
79. 2:47the doubts creep in. Man, what if he's
80. 2:48not that good? What if Andre Petroski
81. 2:51lands a takedown? Then what happen- I
82. 2:52think he could get It's the year of the
83. 2:54underdog. That's what you start to hear
84. 2:56in your head. The voices start talking.
85. 2:58It's the year of the underdog, Tug. You
86. 2:59got to be careful. Petroski can wrestle.
87. 3:02Maybe that's just me. Am I losing? Maybe
88. 3:04I Does everybody else have voices, or is
89. 3:06that just me? That's besides THE POINT.
90. 3:08I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT DON'T LET IT
91. 3:09HAPPEN HERE. ANDRE PETROSKI wants a pot-
92. 3:12COME IN TIGHT. GET CLOSER NO, SIT UP.
93. 3:15COME HERE. GET CLOSER TO THE SCREEN.
94. 3:17Bring the phone to your face. If you're
95. 3:18sitting in your living room, walk up to
96. 3:20the TV. I'm going to Listen, I'll lower
97. 3:21my voice, and I'm going to tell you
98. 3:22this.
99. 3:23Once upon a time, I don't care if you
100. 3:25already heard the story in the Folk Ar
101. 3:26[ __ ] video. I'm going to tell it again.
102. 3:28Once upon a time, Andre Petroski was
103. 3:31knocked out. He was knocked out
104. 3:33by a hip bone. Now, let me explain to
105. 3:36you what that actually means. This guy,
106. 3:38Andre Petroski, was dropping in for a
107. 3:40takedown. Hit the side of his head on
108. 3:43Jacob Malkoun's hip bone.
109. 3:46And he went OUT COLD. THIS GUY, ANDRE
110. 3:48PETROSKI, POUND FOR POUND, FATE OF THE
111. 3:50UNIVERSE on the line, THE MARTIANS HAVE
112. 3:52THE DEATH BEAM POINTED AT EARTH. YOU
113. 3:54NEED ONE HUMAN BEING TO GO OUT COLD
114. 3:56SWIFTLY. GIVE ME ANDRE PETROSKI. I'M
115. 3:59TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, Mantis in his UFC
116. 4:01debut landed an elbow. If he lands the
117. 4:03same elbow, ANDRE PETROSKI'S GOING TO
118. 4:05DIE. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. WE'RE
119. 4:07GOING TO BE QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT
120. 4:09HE CAN EVEN get a wake. Andre, are you
121. 4:11there? Andre, give me Mantis contra
122. 4:13division insidious pedicious to win this
123. 4:15fight. He should win by finish. Let's
124. 4:17not get cute though. Mantis is the first
125. 4:19lock of the week. HE'S NOT LOSING. I'M
126. 4:22NOT GOING TO LET THE PRAYING MANTIS
127. 4:23LOSE. I'M NOT. IF I HAVE to climb into
128. 4:25the rafters, jump down, and save the
129. 4:28praying Mantis, I'm willing to do that.
130. 4:30That's the extent I'm willing to GO TO
131. 4:32TO MAKE SURE WE get it done. Now, let's
132. 4:34move to the second lock of the week. A
133. 4:37guy we have trusted before. A guy who
134. 4:39looked absolutely dangerous in his last
135. 4:41fight. One of my favorite prospects in
136. 4:44the UFC. We are going to ride THE ROCKET
137. 4:46SHIP UNTIL IT REACHES THE MOON. I told
138. 4:48you you If YOU'VE BEEN ON MY CHANNEL
139. 4:50BEFORE, FIRST OF ALL, SIT UP. YOU'RE
140. 4:51SLOUCHING. YOUR SHOULDERS ARE SLOUCHING.
141. 4:53IF WE'RE GOING TO GO THREE AND 0, YOU
142. 4:55GOT TO PICK YOUR SHOULDERS UP. COME ON.
143. 4:57I NEED YOU LOCKED IN. LIKE THE VIDEO AND
144. 4:59SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL. We are going
145. 5:01to the Billy Elekana versus Lucas
146. 5:04Fernando fight. Lucas Fernando is the
147. 5:06real deal.
148. 5:08I'm here to sell you on the fact that
149. 5:09Lucas Fernando is the real deal. Big
150. 5:11guy. 6'3, 80-in reach.
151. 5:15He was a fighting at 185 lb. He's since
152. 5:17moved up to 205. And at 205, he's the
153. 5:20fastest striker in this division.
154. 5:21Nobody's got a quicker jab than Lucas
155. 5:23Fernando. Fast, sharp, dangerous. In his
156. 5:26last fight against Rafael Tobias, he put
157. 5:28on an absolute clinic. We took him as a
158. 5:30lock of the week and it cashed with
159. 5:32ease. The easiest lock of the week we
160. 5:34have possibly have ever had. Billy
161. 5:36Elekana, son of Suzy. NOBODY I WE HAVE
162. 5:3910,000 VIEWS ON THE FULL CARD PREDICTION
163. 5:41VIDEO. NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT SON OF SUZY
164. 5:43IS. CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A DEFINITION?
165. 5:46YOU KNOW WHAT really pushed me over the
166. 5:47edge? I was going to take Lucas Fernando
167. 5:49as a lock of the week. I've been I feel
168. 5:51great about this fight. Billy Elekana,
169. 5:52he's a grappler. He doesn't even push
170. 5:54the grappling all that heavily, but he
171. 5:55can grapple. He does have a good back
172. 5:57take. It can be dangerous if he if he
173. 5:59gets you to the mat. He's not getting
174. 6:00Lucas Fernando to the mat. It doesn't
175. 6:02worry. If Junior Tafa had one out I'm
176. 6:05telling you just 1% if he if he was a
177. 6:09one overall like you know what I mean 2K
178. 6:10ratings. I'm not asking for a 65 or 65
179. 6:14overall takedown defense. Junior Tafa
180. 6:16has like a four overall takedown
181. 6:17defense. If he was just a little bit
182. 6:19better, he was going to knock out Billy
183. 6:21Elekana, mark my words. Junior Tafa, I
184. 6:23saw the clip on Twitter. Billy Elekana
185. 6:26with a straight face in an interview
186. 6:28with a straight face said, "I want to be
187. 6:31the next CHARLES OLIVEIRA." OH, WOAH,
188. 6:33[screaming] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
189. 6:34DON'T YOU KEEP MY GOAT'S NAME OUT OF
190. 6:36YOUR MOUTH.
191. 6:37BILLY ELEKANA
192. 6:39HOW DARE SOMEBODY NAMED BILLY EVEN
193. 6:41MENTION CHARLES DO BRONX? I WANT TO BE
194. 6:43THE NEXT CHARLES OLIVEIRA. YOU KNOW WHY
195. 6:45I KNOW BILLY Elekana is going to lose?
196. 6:47BECAUSE THERE'S NEVER GOING TO BE
197. 6:49ANOTHER CHARLES OLIVEIRA. I GOT TO STOP
198. 6:51YELLING. I'M SORRY, GUYS. THERE'S NEVER
199. 6:53GOING TO be another Charles Oliveira
200. 6:55ever. IN A 205 LBS A GUY WHO WAS JUST
201. 6:58GOING LIFE AND DEATH WITH JUNIOR TAFA
202. 7:00saying that that I I I SPIT OUT MY BEANS
203. 7:02AND TOAST. I WAS EATING MY BEANS AND
204. 7:04TOAST AND I SPIT IT OUT. HOLY HELL.
205. 7:06SHOUT OUT TO EVERYBODY on the other side
206. 7:08of the world, by the way. I love you
207. 7:09guys. I love everybody across the pond.
208. 7:11Lucas Fernando, big sharp dangerous
209. 7:13striker, going to be able to defend the
210. 7:14takedowns. He does have a submission
211. 7:16game of his own. Do not play the
212. 7:17grappling game with Billy Elekana. I
213. 7:19trust Lucas Fernando. Stuff the
214. 7:21takedowns. I'm telling you right now,
215. 7:23Billy Elekana is going to fail the first
216. 7:25takedown and it's just going to be that
217. 7:27it's going to be bad. It's going to be
218. 7:28bad. It's I'm telling you. Lucas
219. 7:30Fernando, lock number two, he's not
220. 7:33losing. I'm not going to let it happen.
221. 7:35Now, before I give you my third and
222. 7:36final lock of the week, let's talk about
223. 7:38the underdog of the week. WHO'S GOING TO
224. 7:40BE A DOG THIS WEEK? Last week, I told
225. 7:43you Juliana Rosa was going to out dog
226. 7:46Xiong Xiong Li. Juicy J went out with
227. 7:48one of the coolest retirement knockouts
228. 7:50of all time and this week a lot of
229. 7:52people aren't going to love this
230. 7:53underdog. They're not. I I I see it in
231. 7:55the full card prediction video comments.
232. 7:57People aren't happy. But I'm here to
233. 7:59speak the truth and nothing but the
234. 8:01truth. We are going to the main event.
235. 8:03Hear me out. Don't you click off this
236. 8:05video. DON'T CLICK OFF JUST BECAUSE YOU
237. 8:07PICKED WALDO CORTEZ ACOSTA. You're
238. 8:08allowed TO DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT I want
239. 8:10you to hear me out. Waldo Cortez Acosta
240. 8:13versus Johnny Walker, the main event.
241. 8:15Let me give you the simple breakdown.
242. 8:16I'll break this down. I'll make it
243. 8:17simple. I want you to understand why I'm
244. 8:19taking Johnny Walker. Waldo Cortez
245. 8:20Acosta coming off back-to-back losses to
246. 8:23very good competition. My I don't have a
247. 8:25problem with him losing to Volkov and
248. 8:26Blades. I have a problem with him
249. 8:28standing there and doing nothing and
250. 8:30being perfectly okay with losing close
251. 8:32rounds.
252. 8:33Waldo Cortez Acosta is a guy who almost
253. 8:35at this point relies on his opponent
254. 8:37being aggressive. If you're going to be
255. 8:39aggressive, get in Waldo's face, he's
256. 8:41going to unload the right hand. And if
257. 8:42you get in this boxing match, he's
258. 8:44quick, he's got good counters. That's
259. 8:46where he does his best work. Waldo
260. 8:48Cortez Acosta struggles when guys can
261. 8:50frustrate him. If you don't play into
262. 8:52his game, if you make him go first,
263. 8:54Johnny Walker is going to DO EXACTLY
264. 8:56EVERYTHING THAT FRUSTRATES Waldo Cortez
265. 8:58Acosta, Johnny Walker's going to do.
266. 9:00He's going to stay at range, dictate the
267. 9:02pace, chop the calf, and just make it a
268. 9:04slow, boring fight. That's what Johnny
269. 9:06Walker's going to do. He knows at this
270. 9:08point he can't be the aggressive guy
271. 9:10pushing forward. I'm picking Johnny
272. 9:11Walker because I KNOW HOW HE'S GOING TO
273. 9:13FIGHT IN THIS FIGHT. LISTEN, THERE'S A
274. 9:15IF WALDO CORTEZ Acosta starts fast,
275. 9:17pushes the pressure early, he can knock
276. 9:19out Johnny Walker. Johnny Walker's one
277. 9:20of the chinniest chin chin McChinsters
278. 9:22of all time, right up there with Andrei
279. 9:24Arlovski. But I don't think Waldo's
280. 9:26going to do it. He hasn't done it. He
281. 9:28He's had success when the opponent
282. 9:30pushes forward into him and makes it a
283. 9:32dog fight. Johnny Walker's not going to
284. 9:34do that. Short notice, I'm telling you
285. 9:36Johnny Walker is going to play safe.
286. 9:38He's going to frustrate Waldo Cortez
287. 9:39Acosta. You're going to see Waldo just
288. 9:41madder than a hornet. I know black I
289. 9:43Dominican. I I'M MAD I Dominican. I'm
290. 9:45mad. That's what Waldo's going to be
291. 9:46doing. He's going to be frustrated the
292. 9:48entire fight. He's going to be mad
293. 9:50afterwards. He's going to lose the fight
294. 9:51and he's going to be like, "This dude
295. 9:52didn't even want to fight me. What am I
296. 9:53supposed to do? Johnny Walker didn't
297. 9:55want to fight." Will that be true? Very
298. 9:57possible. Very possible. Give me Johnny
299. 9:59Walker as the underdog of the week. If
300. 10:01his chin survives, I think he's the
301. 10:03better fighter, plain and simple. Now,
302. 10:05let's talk about the third and final
303. 10:07lock of the week. My most confident pick
304. 10:09for the entire card. And I'm not going
305. 10:11to lie, I'm going to be honest with you
306. 10:12guys. I almost I almost let my mind talk
307. 10:15me out of this one. The doubts were
308. 10:16creeping into my head, but I had to
309. 10:18bring come back down to earth. Remember
310. 10:20what your eyes told you. The biggest
311. 10:22thing with UFC guys, and listen, you
312. 10:23don't have to take all my picks and
313. 10:24predictions, BUT I DO TRY TO GIVE YOU
314. 10:26GUYS like the thought process and what
315. 10:28you should be thinking. Trust your eyes
316. 10:30when it comes to THIS STUFF. YOU CAN'T
317. 10:32JUST LOOK AT THE STATS, THE NUMBERS, the
318. 10:34the tapology. That's not going to work.
319. 10:35YOU HAVE TO WHAT DID YOUR EYES TELL YOU?
320. 10:38What did your eyes told you? And I'm
321. 10:39just going to keep it plain and simple.
322. 10:41I'm not going to overcomplicate this.
323. 10:43Priscilla Cachoeira versus Nina
324. 10:44Milosevic. Priscilla Cachoeira, once
325. 10:47upon a time, a very tough, durable
326. 10:49fighter, swing and bang, kill or be
327. 10:51killed.
328. 10:53She's been in the UFC FOR GOD KNOWS how
329. 10:55long. She's 38 years old. She gets hit
330. 10:57WAY TOO MUCH. SHE HAS NO STRIKING
331. 10:59DEFENSE. SHE CANNOT DEFEND TAKEDOWNS.
332. 11:01SHE HAS NO takedown defense. Priscilla
333. 11:04Cachoeira DOES NOTHING GOOD. NOTHING.
334. 11:07Her only attribute has always been her
335. 11:08toughness, and the toughness is fading.
336. 11:10Nina Milosevic, coming off a great round
337. 11:13one TKO win in her UFC debut, she's
338. 11:15going to make this look easy. She's a
339. 11:17way better grappler. I think she can win
340. 11:19on the feet. THE ONLY WAY IT'S
341. 11:20COMPETITIVE is if Nina turns it into
342. 11:22like a wild street brawl. And and
343. 11:24Priscilla pulls something crazy out of
344. 11:25her ass. It's not going to happen. Nina
345. 11:27Milosevic is going to take her down. And
346. 11:29say it with me now. Gator in the swamp.
347. 11:32Gator in the swamp. Take her to the
348. 11:34ground, be a gator in the swamp. Hold
349. 11:36on, gator in the swamp. Gator in the
350. 11:38swamp. And hey, if you know, you know.
351. 11:40The OGs know the gator in the swamp
352. 11:42song. Nina Milosevic is going to take
353. 11:44her down and be a gator in the swamp.
354. 11:47The bigger, better gator. Priscilla has
355. 11:49nothing off her back. Nina wins this
356. 11:51fight. She makes it look easy. I
357. 11:53honestly think she wins by finish. Let's
358. 11:55not get cute. Nina Milosevic is lock
359. 11:57number three. I'm not going to let her
360. 11:59lose, man. Like, comment, subscribe. My
361. 12:01full card picks video out now. Lock in.
362. 12:04We're