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0:00Hello everyone. If you're here, chances
0:02are something's going wrong at work or
0:05you simply haven't found your niche yet
0:07. Either way, consider this video a
0:09godsend. After watching, you'll be
0:12inspired by new ideas that could
0:14potentially improve your quality of
0:16life. Over the course of my life, I've
0:18worked in a variety of fields, learned
0:20my share of lessons, and gained
0:22experience. So, I suggest you perk up
0:24your ears and absorb the following
0:27takeaways so you don't have to spend so
0:29much time learning from your mistakes.
0:32This video isn't meant to hype up the
0:35hot topic of work. We won't be
0:38discussing zoomers or millennials or
0:41how well someone performs at work. Our
0:44goal today is to really think about how
0:47to improve your quality of life in
0:49terms of work. This video will be
0:52something between a guide and a set of
0:54rules that will allow you to work
0:56without breaking your back, wake up
0:58every morning without feeling nauseous
1:00about the day ahead, and generally
1:02enjoy life and not wait for the weekend
1:04like the only ray of light. Besides
1:07this, I have two more very useful
1:09videos on nutrition and addiction
1:11recovery. Welcome to those who are
1:13interested. Why am I recording this? On
1:17the one hand, I want to share my
1:19findings with you, and on the other,
1:21I'm making the video for myself, in
1:22part to gather all the ideas I've
1:24gathered over the years in one place
1:26and reflect on them once again. The
1:29video will be quite controversial, so
1:31please share your opinions and findings
1:33in the comments. I actively communicate
1:35in the comments under videos and write
1:37nasty things to everyone, so don't be
1:39shy; write something not too brief for
1:41yourself. To avoid you calling me a fan
1:44, I should first tell you a little
1:46about myself and the experiences I draw
1:49from. If you don't want to hear my
1:52biography in detail, skip to the next
1:53paragraph. It'll be very rambling, as I
1:56tried to keep it as short as possible,
1:59but it didn't work. Also, please don't
2:01write in the comments that I'm a
2:02narcissistic jerk and spend half the
2:04video talking about myself. I know that
2:07myself. In my 25 years, I've had seven
2:10jobs. Four of them were unprofitable.
2:13The other three are in the same field,
2:15which I'm still working in. By the way,
2:17this video will be geared toward
2:19white-collar workers—the office types
2:21. Hard-workers will find much less
2:23information here, but I think it'll be
2:24just as interesting to hear. My
2:26education is as follows: a completed
2:28secondary education, a specialized
2:30degree in banking, and an incomplete
2:32higher education in economics. My work
2:34experience began accumulating in
2:35childhood, as I was fortunate, both
2:37literally and figuratively, to be born
2:39into a family of entrepreneurs. Well,
2:42to be more precise, I was born into an
2:44ordinary family, but by the time I was
2:46eight, my parents had gotten busy and
2:48rented a grocery store. Basically, from
2:51ages eight to 16, I was regularly
2:53assigned to the general business,
2:55mostly in physical labor. I'd be
2:57lifting sacks, unloading a wheelbarrow,
2:59or doing other small tasks. All of this
3:02took place in Leningrad Oblast. When I
3:04turned 16, I went to St. Petersburg to
3:07study banking at Kolyaga. I finished my
3:09studies at Kolyaga and then went to
3:11university at my parents 'insistence.
3:13At first, university was an evening
3:15program. I had to show up at Insta a
3:17couple of evenings a week. Then, due to
3:20COVID, I switched to remote work.
3:22Between Kolyaga and Insta, I tried to
3:24break into banking. I tried Sabesa, but
3:27thankfully, they didn't hire me. I went
3:30through Sabesa 4, and they all turned
3:32me down. Money was a pressing issue
3:34because my relatives had stopped giving
3:36me bribes, like, "Go for it yourself."
3:38And then the story arc of my first
3:41hired job began. A friend offered me a
3:44job painting some military hat with a
3:46spray gun. After two weeks, I earned
3:49mere pennies, something around ten, I
3:52can't remember now. And I immediately
3:55decided to quit that shady job. Things
3:57weren't going well with the banking
3:58business either. Then COVID hit. I
4:00spent two months living in a communal
4:02apartment, not really going outside.
4:03Luckily, my family restored the heat
4:05during that time. I didn't die of
4:07hunger. As you can see, because of
4:09COVID, my chances of getting a job
4:10anywhere were becoming increasingly
4:12slim. Then the second story arc began.
4:14Closer to summer, I decided to return
4:16to Leningrad and ask my parents to work
4:19at the store counter for three months.
4:21In the end, those three months
4:23stretched out into three or four years.
4:26Let's say 3 and a half. During that
4:28time, I've been through all sorts of
4:30things. I've listened to some complete
4:31[ __ ] from those old women. No, I've
4:34broken up alcoholics, chased out rowdy
4:37men, dealt with people who'd bruised me
4:39, mopped up the blood on the floor
4:41several times, and, basically, worked
4:43as a cashier. Every day, I'd get up for
4:46this job and say, "How much longer can
4:48this go on? When will this end?" You
4:51might ask: "Why did I stand behind the
4:53counter for 3 years and not look for a
4:54better job? I'll tell you. I was
4:57completely insecure. Firstly, after I
5:00was rejected after all the interviews,
5:02it became ingrained in my head that I
5:04wouldn't be able to find a normal job.
5:06Secondly, at the first attempt to
5:08discuss quitting, my family began
5:10brainwashing me that I was a clumsy
5:12loser and nothing would work out for me
5:14. So sit and don't move. This further
5:17strengthened my belief that I was good
5:19for nothing. Somewhere during this
5:22period, on vacation, I met my wife in
5:24St. Petersburg. And a few months later
5:27we were already living together in the
5:29Leningrad region with my parents. This
5:32is also a key moment for the story.
5:34Let's not forget our heroes. Covid ends
5:37, something even more fun begins. I
5:41told the president that you can do
5:42whatever you want until the fuss dies
5:44down, I won't go behind the counter
5:46I'll get up. I haven't worked for six
5:48months and haven't really made a splash
5:49, it seems. Things have calmed down
5:51more or less. During those six months
5:54without work, my relatives had worn me
5:56down so much with their teachings that
5:58staying with them wasn't an option.
6:01Besides, living with relatives isn't
6:03fun in general, and I'm also living
6:04with a woman hanging around their neck.
6:06At first, I wanted to get a job
6:08anywhere, even behind another counter,
6:10even as a janitor, just to get out of
6:12there as quickly as possible. But,
6:14unfortunately, to get out of there, you
6:16need some capital. And after six months
6:19of sitting on my ass, there's no money
6:21left. This is where the third plot line
6:23opens. My father is retired, and in
6:25addition to delivering goods for the
6:27store and running all sorts of events,
6:29he also worked part-time at a gas
6:30station. I asked a student to work
6:33there to save up for the convention.
6:35The work is easy. You lie around for a
6:37few days and stare at the TV and phone.
6:39In between, you plug in your cars. You
6:41pay at the gas water heater and pay. It
6:44was incredibly boring. They paid
6:47something like a nickel a day,
6:49depending on the upgrade. I worked
6:51there for a couple of months and put my
6:53pillow aside. At the same time, Zhinka
6:55and I were watching the series The
6:56Office. That's when I realized that
6:58sitting around in an office would be
7:00much more pleasant than everything I
7:01had been doing before. I firmly decided
7:04to find myself a job in an office. I
7:06sorted through 10 vacancies with
7:08different tasks in the office without
7:10thinking. I stupidly started calling
7:12everyone, because I no longer had time
7:14to wait for responses. For the ninth of
7:17ten vacancies, I managed to arrange an
7:19interview. The vacancy was completely
7:22empty, simply called office assistant.
7:25This is where another storyline opens.
7:27I went to the security office. Kabanych
7:29asked who exactly I came to apply for:
7:31the technical specialists or the office
7:34. I said I came to the office. After
7:36chatting for about five minutes,
7:38Kabanych approved me for the position
7:39and told me to come on board. Monday. I
7:41almost pissed myself with happiness.
7:44Over the weekend, my dad, wife, and I
7:45moved all our things into a communal
7:47apartment, and I started working. By
7:50the way, at first, I didn't even know
7:51what the company did. I only found out
7:54when I started. They did fire safety
7:56for government customers. At first,
7:58they paid a pittance for a missile.
8:00After a month of shuffling papers from
8:02place to place, they started teaching
8:04me about tenders. For those who don't
8:06know, in a nutshell. A tender is the
8:08selection of suppliers of goods,
8:10services, or work. Roughly speaking,
8:12the customer prepares a procurement,
8:14suppliers apply for this procurement
8:16and offer their goods, services, etc.
8:18for a certain price. And the customer
8:20selects the supplier with the best
8:22conditions and enters into an agreement
8:23or contract with them. I'll tell you
8:25more about tenders in the next video.
8:28So, they started teaching me about
8:29tenders. Once I learned it, I asked for
8:32a raise. They raised it to fifty.
8:34Somewhere around this point, I finally
8:36managed to get Kabanych to hire me as
8:38well. My wife. At the time, she was
8:41studying at the university. From that
8:43point on, we worked together, and
8:45things were a little easier financially
8:46. I worked some more and asked for a
8:50raise to 60k. And then a friend of
8:52Kabanych's gave me a part-time job for
8:55twentyk. So, I was paid 80k for
8:57essentially a ten-hour workday, five
9:00days a week. Kabanych is a generous man
9:03, in other words. We were constantly
9:06short-staffed in the office, and
9:07everyone was doing other people's work
9:09in addition to their own. Somewhere
9:11around that point, I stopped bringing
9:13the university and dropped it. Thanks
9:16to the old, menopausal fool who gave a
9:18ton of homework to employed students.
9:21When my colleague, my kintofurik, quit,
9:24it became really stifling to work. A
9:26lot of work fell on top of me. Plus, I
9:29won a contract to inspect stepladders
9:31at Lens Sveta, and I personally went to
9:34the warehouse to inspect them between
9:36tenders. Why did Kabanych assign this
9:39work to Ofisnyuk, and It's still a
9:41mystery to me, not to field workers.
9:43Ultimately, doing a ton of my own and
9:45other people's work, along with a side
9:47hustle, got me really tempted, and my
9:49wife and I decided to quit. This is
9:52exactly what's mentioned in the video
9:53about the food. Let's just say I was so
9:55tired of the endless work, the
9:57brainwashing, and all the other perks
9:59that I asked for time off for health
10:01reasons and was truly exhausted. But
10:03then again, it was my wife who
10:05suggested I consider quitting. If it
10:07weren't for her, I would have been
10:09slaving away at that office for a long
10:10time. I worked for Kabanych for a total
10:13of a year and a half. The first year
10:15was tolerable, the last six months were
10:18terrible. After quitting, I was stunned
10:20for about six months until I ran out of
10:23money. And when the money ran out, I
10:25needed a job. But I was so reluctant to
10:27go into an office because of my
10:29previous experience that I decided to
10:30see what was going on in the market.
10:32But I won't even tell you what kind of
10:34vacancies there are, if you're looking.
10:36I needed a job with no experience. But
10:37I didn't have much of a choice. I
10:38decided to try working in a warehouse
10:41while I looked for something more
10:43interesting. I got a job at OzoOnefresh
10:45, worked for three days, earned some
10:47extra peanuts, and realized there was
10:49nothing to gain there, even as a
10:51student. It all turned out that life
10:53was hinting to me about working in
10:55tenders again. Because I don't know how
10:57to do anything else well. Somewhere
11:00toward the end of my work at Kabanych,
11:02I had a question: why doesn't Boomeria
11:04let me work from home if the tendering
11:06industry is entirely online and you can
11:08transparently see your subordinate's
11:10performance? Why do they have such a
11:13need for employees to sit in their
11:15pants in the office? Tenders are so
11:18specific: one month there are so many
11:20of them that you can't even go outside
11:22to take a pee, while another month you
11:24sit there 6 out of 8 hours, spitting at
11:26the ceiling. These thoughts prompted me
11:28to look for remote work in tenders.
11:31Unfortunately, from There was only one
11:33job posting with remote work. Luckily,
11:35I managed to get it right from the
11:37first social security check. This is
11:39where the next storyline begins. I've
11:42already lost count, so let's call this
11:44one the corporate one. The company was
11:46huge compared to Kabanich's. They
11:49supplied all kinds of equipment to
11:51factories and so on for state
11:52corporations. I worked in the office
11:55for the first month. Then they
11:56transferred me to remote work.
11:59Everything was great until I realized
12:01I'd been screwed a little in some areas
12:03. The person above me wasn't the
12:07company's CEO, but a middle manager, or
12:08whatever they're called now. He was the
12:11one who interviewed me. We won't name
12:13names, let's just call him corporate.
12:16At the interview, Korb offered me the
12:19following terms: 80 oblique salary plus
12:21an unknown percentage of won tenders as
12:23a KPI. The terms sounded good.
12:27Considering that working for Kabanich,
12:28I had signed contracts. With over a
12:30thousand contracts a year, I thought
12:32you could earn pretty well here.
12:35Another sidebar for understanding. I
12:37applied for a tender specialist
12:38position, and this vacancy implies that
12:40you have to participate in tenders,
12:42conclude contracts, agreements, and
12:44transfer them to another department.
12:46But, as it turned out, in this company,
12:48a tender specialist meant a tender
12:50manager. The company kept silent about
12:53the fact that this was actually a
12:54tender manager vacancy. And in addition
12:56to concluding these contracts, I had to
12:58manage all these contracts myself. How
13:00I messed up when I signed my first
13:02contract and learned the whole truth.
13:05Also, Korb told me incorrectly about
13:08KPIs. I wonder why? He must have been
13:11mistaken. Korb said that KPIs are
13:13accrued for won tenders, but in fact,
13:15KPIs are calculated based on a fully
13:17closed contract after the customer has
13:19paid. Guess how many KPIs I saw during
13:22this year of work? Yes, several,
13:24because when I left the company, they
13:26had just started going through
13:28Equipment under my contracts.
13:30Incidentally, this is a personal story.
13:32Other tenderers could deliver the goods
13:34in a month. I wasn't so lucky. So what,
13:37we'll skip it. The management aspect
13:40was what really bothered me. If I'd
13:42known from the start that 50%of the
13:44work here was through tenders and the
13:47other 50%was just a bunch of bucks, I
13:49wouldn't have even considered this
13:51position. When I won my first contract
13:54and learned the real system, I already
13:56realized it was a ticking time bomb for
13:58me and that I wouldn't last long at
14:00this company. And in fact, I was right.
14:04But more on that later. Lest you say
14:07I'm some kind of disgruntled idiot, I
14:09want to point out that this company had
14:12a lot of advantages. The most
14:14significant for me was the hybrid,
14:16practically remote work format. I was
14:19required to show up at the office once
14:21a week and could leave as soon as I
14:23finished my work. And that was often as
14:25early as 2:30. day. Of course, there's
14:28a downside to this format: when the
14:30whole office is on the phone, they're
14:31wanking you off all day long. As the
14:34saying goes, what's the point of being
14:36at home if you're literally working
14:37around the clock. Although I'm not
14:39required to be available outside of
14:41work hours. In fact, the whole office
14:43was screwing each other whenever they
14:45felt like it, sometimes even at night.
14:47If you haven't lost track, I was
14:48talking about the perks of the job. I'm
14:51a genuinely disgruntled idiot. Oh well.
14:54Another perk was that my fellow
14:56tenderers were genuinely cool dudes,
14:58and it was interesting to talk to them.
15:00We were also constantly taken to all
15:02sorts of corporate events to flex. If
15:05you're tired of hearing this, I'll say
15:07that I'm just telling it in a very dry
15:09way. There was much more content. I
15:11also have a story about a business trip
15:13to Moscow, where I spent New Year's
15:15driving around in a taxi with 12
15:17million rubles in equipment. But I'll
15:19save that for later. The next video is
15:21dedicated specifically to tenders. So
15:23subscribe. So, in the end, the time
15:27bomb was just a stub of a fuse, but I
15:29didn't even suspect it yet and went on
15:32my second vacation at this place. The
15:34bomb went off a couple of days before
15:36the end of the vacation. My buscorb
15:38called me and said that somehow an
15:41order for equipment under one of my
15:43contracts was processed incorrectly. I
15:46told him DKhZ. Everything seemed to be
15:48in order. I always processed everything
15:50according to the specifications.
15:51Probably the purchasing department
15:52screwed up something. That's where we
15:54ended the conversation. In fact, as it
15:56turned out, everyone screwed up there:
15:58me, the corp, and the purchasing
16:00department. But, unfortunately, I was
16:02the one left at fault. So, straight
16:05from vacation, they call me on the
16:07carpet, and the debriefing begins. Such
16:09a mess. The equipment should have
16:11arrived at our warehouse any minute now
16:13, and the purchasing department finds
16:14out that they ordered something with
16:16Herps. I'm thinking, well, how do you
16:17Am I directly involved in this? It
16:19turns out, directly. There was such a
16:21system. Even before submitting a tender
16:23, I had to find out the prices for
16:24equipment from the purchasing
16:26department. Ideally, it should have
16:27worked like this: I extract the product
16:29from the specification and throw it
16:31into the Saleбнch program. From there
16:33, the purchasing department takes the
16:34items, finds them on the market, and
16:36gives me a price. If the tender is won,
16:38then we immediately order the goods
16:40based on this request. That's how it
16:42looks ideally. In practice, I made a
16:44request, but in 95%of cases I didn't
16:47receive a response and simply went to
16:49the corp for the price. The corp found
16:52out the price from the director, and
16:53they simply sent me the tender price,
16:54bypassing the purchasing department.
16:56And most of my won tenders worked
16:58according to this system. I simply
17:00played without a response from the
17:02purchasing department, and then, based
17:03on the request without a response, I
17:04placed an order, and everything was
17:06fine. But in this case, the purchasing
17:08department responded to my request.
17:10Moreover, they responded with some
17:11random, similar product, purely for the
17:14sake of it. to get a more or less
17:16accurate idea of the market value. Well
17:17, we recouped the losses, signed the
17:19contract, and, as usual, I placed an
17:21order for the equipment. That's where
17:23the main problem lay. The order wasn't
17:26placed, as always, using the items in
17:27the specifications, but using the items
17:29suggested by the purchasing department.
17:32By the way, I showed all my orders to
17:34the corporation before sending them to
17:36the purchasing department, but it
17:38didn't save us. I'd like to escalate
17:41this situation even further, but I've
17:43been writing about myself for too long,
17:46so I'll keep it short. We screwed up,
17:49and I tried to resolve the situation,
17:51but instead of answers from the manager
17:53and the purchasing department, I was
17:55getting constant nag. As a result,
17:57after working for a month in this
17:59endless nag mode and not getting any
18:01feedback, I realized, what the hell am
18:03I supposed to do, after all, I've
18:05screwed everything up, and they're only
18:07treating my head. Of course, I don't
18:09deny the fact that I should have kept
18:11an eye on all this [ __ ] and not I
18:13made this mistake. But, unfortunately,
18:16at the time the order was placed, I
18:18lacked the necessary management skills.
18:20So, here's the denouement. One morning,
18:23Corb calls me and spends 20 minutes
18:26just nagging me, like," What did you do
18:28yesterday? "I say," What did I do? ""
18:31Corp replies:' Yes, this work could
18:33have been done in 2-3 hours while I was
18:36scratching my balls. 'And you're
18:38supposedly wasting your time there. And
18:40so on. After listening to him, I
18:43completely lost any desire to sort out
18:46the situation. The next day was my
18:49mandatory work day at the office.
18:51Luckily, Corpp wasn't there that day. I
18:54sat there for a while, thought about it
18:56, tried to sort things out again, and
18:57decided:' [ __ ] it. 'I wrote two
19:00versions of my resignation letter. One
19:03with notice, the other without. I left
19:05it on Corpp's desk. I worked that day
19:08and the next morning I emailed Corpp
19:11and Char to ask them to consider the
19:13option without notice. My wish was
19:16granted, and the very next workday I
19:18went to the office to set up my laptop
19:19and pick up my work record. That's when
19:22I breathed a sigh of relief. I had a
19:25decent amount of money left in my
19:26financial cushion because bonuses I'd
19:28received for this year of work. I
19:30decided to take a breather for a month
19:32or two. But the music didn't last long.
19:34The dude danced for a while, and soon
19:37another story arc opened. So I've been
19:39sitting here, enjoying myself for
19:41almost two weeks. No one texts or calls
19:43me. My work phone is on silent, set to
19:46do not disturb. And then a call comes
19:48through. Surprisingly, my phone is on
19:50silent. Oh well, whatever, I'll skip it
19:52. Then it got interesting. I see I've
19:55called this number myself several times
19:57even before I got a job at corp. Out of
20:01curiosity, I decided to call back, and
20:03it turned out to be Kabanych's
20:05competitor from another fire department
20:07, and he was just looking for a
20:09tenderer. At first, I was like, "I
20:11don't really want to do this right now,
20:13let me enjoy myself." I'd just quit.
20:15But after chatting for about 20 minutes
20:17, I became interested in the terms he
20:19offered. In short, they got me quickly,
20:22and I'm not really against it. This
20:24story arc is still being written, so I
20:26won't go into it. I'm not going to
20:28spoil it for now. Yeah, it's funny that
20:30the vast majority of the work guide is
20:32just backstory, so people don't say I'm
20:35a complete idiot in the comments. Well,
20:37as they say, I don't care; words are
20:39free for now. Before we get to the
20:42rules, we still need to discuss job
20:44searching and the work format. How do I
20:48find a job? This question has been
20:51constantly tugging at the brains of
20:53every new generation for countless
20:55years. On the one hand, it's all super
20:58easy and simple. You can find a job in
21:00a day. If you have a neck, you'll find
21:02a collar. The question is: how do I
21:05find a normal job? That's where things
21:07get much more interesting. Let's look
21:09at this question from the perspective
21:11of someone who just graduated and has
21:13no experience. The first thing we
21:15decide is whether we actually want to
21:18work in the specialty we've received.
21:20If so, then great, awesome. If not,
21:23then we have a fork in the road. If you
21:25don't want this field, but want another
21:27, then that's also great, awesome. Move
21:30on. your desired field. If you don't
21:33want to work in your field of study and
21:35don't know what field you'd like to
21:37work in, then this is a mega-crippling
21:39situation, because half the job search
21:41is choosing a direction. The best
21:44option here is to try to find a job in
21:46your field of study, at least
21:48temporarily, and then assess the
21:49situation from the inside. It's quite
21:52possible that you're simply overwhelmed
21:54by your studies, and you've formed a
21:56false idea of your profession. Always
21:59keep in mind that work is temporary and
22:02can always be changed. Well, closer to
22:05the point. We've decided on a direction
22:07and decided where to go. This is where
22:09the most mind-blowing fun of our lives
22:12begins. First, we go to job aggregators
22:15. We don't shy away from all the
22:17possible ones, like khta.ru and so on.
22:20We create our resume and post it on the
22:23platforms. I'm no expert here; I've
22:25always simply written whatever came to
22:27mind. I've never even tried to build up
22:30much experience. I suggest you decide
22:32together how to create a resume. After
22:34everything is ready, you take on a new
22:37daily task. Routine. You should spend
22:40at least an hour every day actively
22:42responding to all vacancies in your
22:44profile. Even if they require
22:47experience you don't have, you still
22:50apply. Of course, there's no point in
22:52responding to vacancies that require
22:543-6 years of experience. But if they
22:57require a year of experience, then, in
22:59principle, it doesn't matter. If it
23:01works out, you can say you're super
23:03ambitious, etc. So, until the bitter
23:06end. Every workday, you spend an hour
23:09or more responding. I don't know how
23:12things are now, but I found my first
23:15job in a tender on rabota.ru.
23:17Specifically, by calling around. If the
23:19situation is critical and there's no
23:21time to search, then I'd rather call
23:23around. But maybe that's not the way
23:25things are done anymore, so you have to
23:27judge the situation. After all, you
23:29were invited to social security. Your
23:32job isn't to show up, give 200%, and
23:34lick their asses. Heels of a char. Your
23:38task is simply to show up to a social
23:41security interview, have a drink, tell
23:43HR exactly what you want to hear, and
23:46do this many times. Of course, you
23:49might get lucky and find a job on your
23:51first social security interview, but
23:53I've seen people leave millions of
23:54applications, attend social security
23:56interviews for months, and get nothing.
23:59Here's how to think. Rejections at
24:01social security interviews don't define
24:03you as a bad specialist or a loser.
24:05There can be many factors influencing
24:08your employment in the job market. The
24:11worst thing you can do in this
24:13situation is to start self-promoting
24:15and give up. Always keep in mind: It's
24:17not working right now. Because this
24:20isn't my place. And keep looking. Of
24:22course, if you're obsessed with social
24:24security interviews like a moth with a
24:26light bulb, maybe you should consider a
24:27different field or wait a month or two.
24:30While you're looking for a job, you can
24:32get some kind of dumb job, just to
24:34avoid Starve to death. Looking for a
24:36job is a thankless task, especially the
24:38first one. I repeat, the most important
24:41thing is not to give up and do at least
24:43something. It doesn't matter what. In
24:44the end, you will still find a job. The
24:48ideal work format. Let's trend a little
24:51about the work format. It's trendy now
24:54to work remotely. Ah, my remote, my
24:57remote. Remote work is, of course, cool
25:00. Cool, but to work properly remotely,
25:03you need a normal inner core and
25:06discipline. As sad as it may sound, but
25:09for many, remote work is
25:10contraindicated simply because they are
25:13fired and cannot organize themselves
25:15without a supervisor. Unfortunately, in
25:17order to work effectively, many people
25:19actually need someone who will beat
25:21them on the ass with a whip. If you're
25:24already a smeshariki in your work, know
25:26what's what, and can organize yourself,
25:28then maybe remote work is right for you
25:30. Working remotely, you You must find
25:33time for exercise, social interaction,
25:36and other social activities. Otherwise,
25:39this type of work will turn you into a
25:41snot-nosed, stinking recluse. In the
25:44age of digital loneliness, even a few
25:46sips of tar and alcohol in the office
25:48are already a huge benefit to your
25:50mental health. Also, when talking about
25:52remote work, it's worth considering
25:54that, in addition to all the advantages
25:55, there's another very significant
25:57disadvantage. When you work remotely,
25:59many employers get the impression that
26:01you're now their personal slave 24/7.
26:06Don't forget that a significant portion
26:08of managers are neurodivergent people,
26:10such as psychopaths and workaholics. If
26:13you work in an office, you can easily
26:15shut off the [ __ ] when your workday
26:18is over. But remote work is different.
26:21Shutting off someone who's pestering
26:23you on the phone at all hours of the
26:25day isn't so easy. We've talked about
26:27remote work. As for full-time office
26:29work, no matter what anyone says, it
26:32has its own charm. But only under
26:34certain conditions. For you to
26:36comfortably work from the office, many
26:38factors must come together, such as a
26:40good team, a comfortable office, a
26:42reasonable commute time, and so on.
26:45Continue reading. Given these factors,
26:48working in the office isn't hard labor,
26:50it's just work. It's entirely possible
26:53to be satisfied with life in this
26:54format, but again, the necessary
26:56conditions are needed. In my opinion,
26:58the best work format is a hybrid,
27:01because it reaps the benefits of
27:03previous formats and mitigates their
27:05drawbacks. Personally, I don't like
27:07commuting to the office every day,
27:08especially in the specifics of my job,
27:10when there might simply be no office.
27:12However, a hybrid prevents you from
27:14falling out of touch with society and
27:15going nuts. Now, I'm sure a ton of
27:18people will come running in the
27:19comments and tell me how cool it is. I
27:22work remotely, I need to communicate
27:24with colleagues, etc. Yes, it's
27:25certainly cool, but if you're an
27:27introvert, remote work can make you a
27:29freak in the long run. Also, If you
27:32want to grow, know that it's more
27:34difficult to achieve remotely. We live
27:36in a world where promotions aren't
27:38given to the best employees, but to
27:40those who squealed the loudest and
27:41laughed the loudest at the boss's jokes
27:43. How to pull this off remotely, I have
27:45no idea. So, here's a set of rules.
27:49This set of rules should answer the
27:52question of how to achieve a healthy
27:54work-life balance. Due to the specifics
27:58of different jobs, it's impossible to
28:00create even a conceptual guide like "go
28:02there, do that." Therefore, it's more
28:04convenient to approach this aspect
28:06through a set of rules. Some rules may
28:10overlap. Don't pay too much attention
28:13to this. So, first things first. Wake
28:15up for work in a good mood. This is the
28:18first and most important rule. If you
28:22wake up energized in the morning, eat a
28:23hearty meal, and rush off to do chores
28:25and solve problems, then consider it a
28:27victory. Keep it up. If, however, you
28:31wake up and barely crawl out of bed,
28:33throw up emotionally before the workday
28:35begins, and then go to work, Then you
28:38need to decide something urgently.
28:40Second, look for a job that suits you.
28:44I'm not suggesting you endlessly search
28:46for that one place where you'd be
28:48interested, [ __ ], and having fun.
28:51Sooner or later, it will get boring
28:52anyway. And you'll have to look for
28:54such a place for a very long time. I
28:56suggest you work in a job that suits
28:59you, and you'll be fine in it. Often,
29:02people either underestimate or
29:04overestimate themselves. If you're
29:07tongue-tied, you're unlikely to be a
29:09good salesperson. But that doesn't mean
29:12you can't be a [ __ ] expert in some
29:15other field. The same goes for the
29:17other way around. If you're smart and
29:18educated and a quick learner, why the
29:20hell did you go to work as a cashier at
29:22Pyaterochka without considering enough
29:24other options? Do you think there's no
29:27better place in this big world? Third:
29:30don't work yourself to death. You need
29:33to do your job perfectly. By this I
29:37mean that you only do the work that
29:40suits you, and do it well. so that
29:42you're out of reach. In that case,
29:45Kabanych will have much less leverage
29:47over you. Don't take on other people's
29:50responsibilities. It won't work in your
29:52favor. You'll only prove yourself a
29:55workhorse and a sucker for doing work
29:57for nothing. Fourth. Don't work for
30:01cheapskates and beggars. If you think
30:04your employer wants to screw you,
30:06you're not imagining things. By
30:08agreeing to work in an office run by
30:10cheapskates, you're signing your own
30:11death warrant. They'll force you to do
30:14every job they can. They'll nag you for
30:17not giving 200%to your work. And when
30:21they've squeezed you dry and you get
30:24sick, the cheapskates will either not
30:26let you go to sick leave, or they'll
30:28nag you even harder and try to get you
30:30back to work half-sick. Fifth. Give
30:34exactly as much as you've received.
30:36There's nothing wrong with helping a
30:38colleague or boss, if you I'm sure that
30:41when you need help, you won't be
30:43bullied. Otherwise, hide as much as
30:46possible, citing all sorts of busy
30:48schedules. Sixth. Be loyal to everyone
30:51whenever possible. Be friendly. Support
30:54the small talk in the smoking room.
30:56Help people with little things. Laugh
30:58at the boss's jokes. It's quite
31:00possible that in the future, this will
31:02somehow come back to you positively.
31:05Seventh. Your health is worth more than
31:08your job. Set yourself rules. If you
31:11get sick, you take sick leave and go
31:13get treatment. You shouldn't care what
31:16happens in a company that doesn't
31:18belong to you. All the millennial fairy
31:21tales about family and team can be
31:23safely forgotten, because if you become
31:25unprofitable, you will be immediately
31:28replaced. Eighth. Don't pay too much
31:30attention to other people's opinions.
31:34We were taught from childhood that you
31:35have to be such and such, otherwise
31:37it's all: death, guts, and
31:38dismemberment. On the one hand, of
31:41course, you have to maintain your
31:43reputation in In society, but this
31:45teaching has led us to shove our own
31:47opinions far away. And we elevate the
31:50opinions of random people to absolutes,
31:51thereby preventing ourselves from
31:53living the way we want. Other people's
31:55opinions are worthless. They're
31:57literally handed out like leaflets at
31:59the subway. But we throw out leaflets
32:01in the first trash bin, while we often
32:03start chewing over and pondering
32:05someone else's opinion. Question: Well,
32:08answer this for yourself: don't waste
32:10your energy on this [ __ ]. Better go
32:13to the store and buy yourself some nuts
32:15and boiled condensed milk. Ninth. Don't
32:18be convenient, or rather, patient.
32:21Imagine that you are a vessel, or that
32:23you have a vessel with your, roughly
32:25speaking, energy. If you are convenient
32:28for everyone, then one will drink from
32:30your vessel, the second will finish it,
32:32and the third will be satiated. If you
32:34are inconvenient and cut the first
32:36one's hands, the others won't even come
32:38near you with their [ __ ]. It's the
32:40same in life, in family. And at work in
32:42particular. If you regularly agree to
32:44things you don't really need, you'll be
32:46taken advantage of. Times are changing,
32:48and we are free to interact with the
32:50labor market the way we want. In times
32:52when money has devalued and you can't
32:55afford anything serious on a regular
32:57salary, there's no point in putting up
32:59with poor working conditions. The
33:01situation has developed in such a way
33:03that the labor market often can't offer
33:05us anything concrete, so it's in its
33:07own interests to offer us normal
33:09working conditions. Now is the perfect
33:12time to teach idiots in management
33:14positions to conduct their affairs like
33:16human beings. Millennials made sense to
33:19tolerate idiots in management positions
33:21because, under those conditions, it was
33:23much easier to acquire real estate and
33:25other perks. Now the rules of the game
33:28have changed. Tenth. Constantly set
33:31goals for yourself. Be sure to set
33:33achievable financial and life goals and
33:35gradually achieve them. This way, you
33:38won't lose your zest for life. What's
33:40the point of working if you can't
33:42handle yourself? Make you happy with
33:43the money you earned? Ultimately, your
33:46brain will perceive work as useless
33:48drudgery. If you don't set goals, the
33:51money will simply flow away on all
33:52sorts of trifles that you won't even
33:54remember later. Eleventh. Agree only to
33:58good conditions. For some reason, our
34:00culture is accustomed to suffering. To
34:02toil with all your might and present
34:04this process as nothing less than a
34:06feat. However, this phenomenon has
34:09nothing to do with heroism, quite the
34:11opposite. You agree to conditions that
34:13don't suit you, not by the hem of a gun
34:15. You agree voluntarily, thereby
34:17literally [ __ ] in your hands. And
34:20you make this choice every day. Of
34:22course, many agree to bad conditions
34:25out of fear and insecurity, as I did at
34:27one time. From my own experience, I can
34:30say that it's much scarier to lose
34:32several years of a happy life,
34:34voluntarily exchanging this life for a
34:36shitty existence. Of course, it's
34:38easier to go with the flow, but only
34:40easier in the moment. In the long run,
34:43you lose much More than you acquire.
34:46Twelfth. Have a financial cushion. This
34:49is the standard take profit that's
34:51trumpeted everywhere, but in reality,
34:52few people stick to it, and that's a
34:54shame. A financial cushion gives you
34:57room to maneuver. This is especially
34:59important when you're bored with your
35:02job. Of course, you can go into the
35:04void, hoping for luck, but in such a
35:06scenario, luck can throw you a job
35:08that's just as bad, or even worse. A
35:10financial cushion will give you time
35:12and opportunity to choose better
35:13options. Especially now, when people
35:16are looking for work for several months
35:17, a financial cushion makes a lot of
35:19sense. I've always used savings
35:22accounts at my bank to put money aside.
35:26But to be honest, when you can just add
35:28money to a card in a minute, putting
35:29aside a financial cushion is very, very
35:31difficult, because the money is always
35:33at your fingertips. For myself, I've
35:35found two ways out of this situation.
35:37The first is to keep cash at home. It
35:40seems like a good option, to spend it
35:42spontaneously. The money won't work out
35:44, and saving is much easier. But there
35:46are downsides. Firstly, this money sits
35:48there and depreciates. Secondly, who in
35:51their right mind uses cash these days.
35:53The second option is more interesting.
35:56I use a service called FINSlugi. By the
35:59way, they didn't pay me for mentioning
36:01them. With FINSlugi, you can open any
36:03banking product yourself, except for a
36:05loan. So I look for deposits there with
36:08better terms than at my bank and just
36:10open a deposit. This makes it even
36:12harder to spontaneously spend money,
36:13because you still have to close the
36:15deposit. For new users, there's a
36:17deposit there, if I'm not mistaken,
36:19called Good Start, with 20%per annum.
36:22I'm actually too lazy to check it, but
36:23for a deposit, the interest rate is
36:25very good. I'll add my referral link in
36:27the description. You can open a deposit
36:30right away so you don't spend your
36:32entire salary on cookies and mayonnaise
36:34. If you don't trust this service, then
36:37read about it in The internet.
36:39Financial services are just as
36:40state-controlled as banks. Thirteenth.
36:44You know, even gigantic screw-ups
36:45aren't fatal. Sometimes it happens that
36:48you just screw up. You seemed to have
36:50everything under control, but then bam,
36:52and that's it. Death, guts,
36:54dismemberment. In the moment, your
36:57project may seem terrifyingly large,
36:59and you might even panic. In such
37:01moments, it's worth understanding that
37:03in a year, you'll either forget about
37:05this thing or remember it with a
37:07chuckle. But that's all later. So what,
37:09exactly, should you do in the moment?
37:11You're a pro, and you need to either
37:13fix the situation quickly, if it's
37:15within your power, or work out your
37:17position in the upcoming debate with
37:19management. It's better, of course, to
37:21go into them prepared. We're not
37:24considering options like hiding the
37:26screw-up, sleeping, or blaming someone
37:28else. That's the domain of indulgences.
37:30It could further aggravate your
37:32situation. It's also worth
37:34understanding that the gap seems huge
37:35to you, and Unsolvable. For more
37:38experienced colleagues or management,
37:40this situation may already be a dead
37:42end. Don't forget that there are no
37:44coincidences. Even if your project
37:47means the end of your job at this place
37:49, it's not the end of your life. Often,
37:52a project can change your current
37:54situation to a much more advantageous
37:56one. Fourteenth. Don't respond to
37:59messages outside of working hours. When
38:02I worked for corporate clients, my
38:04flask started to whistle because the
38:06line between work and life had
38:08completely blurred. My manager would
38:10text me about some urgent [ __ ]
38:12early in the morning, late in the
38:14evening, and even on my day off.
38:15Unfortunately, everyone else did this.
38:18The day hadn't even begun, and I was
38:20already getting messages from one
38:21department. At 11:00 pm on Friday
38:23nights with quints at the bar, the
38:25purchasing department texts me with
38:27some kind of urgent nonsense. So,
38:29little by little, your pot starts to
38:33boil. Eventually, I started dreaming
38:35about work, and at that moment, I
38:37completely [ __ ]. You work all day, and
38:40now you have to work the night shift,
38:43unpaid. We've come to this. Of course,
38:45I only managed to completely get rid of
38:47this kind of interference by changing
38:49jobs. But I have a very effective
38:52half-measure. Get a second phone and a
38:55separate SIM card. Give all your family
38:58and friends a new number, keep the old
39:00one for work, and just start turning
39:02off your phone outside of work hours. I
39:05repeat, you should be aware of what
39:08goes on in the office during your time
39:10off. This organization doesn't belong
39:12to you, and neither do you. If you're
39:15afraid of getting your head kicked by
39:16management, remember what I told you
39:18about other people's opinions. If you
39:20get fired because you live your own
39:22life outside of work, consider it a
39:24great blessing and a gift from fate. If
39:28you're not capable of such a move, then
39:30live your shitty, weak life and don't
39:32whine to others about how [ __ ] up
39:34everything is, because you agreed to
39:36this yourself. Fifteenth. If you're
39:40constantly stressed, you need to change
39:42something. Working at shitty jobs, I
39:44always beat around the bush when it
39:46came to stress. Smart people recommend
39:49exercising, eating right, and getting
39:51enough sleep. Of course, this is
39:54undoubtedly the right approach, but
39:56experience shows that such actions can
39:58only alleviate the situation, not solve
40:01it. No matter how many times I've tried
40:03to look at the situation from a
40:05different perspective, how many times
40:07I've tried to exercise, let off steam
40:09at the gym, etc., none of this will
40:10work properly if you're in the wrong
40:12place. And the sooner you realize this,
40:14the better off you'll be. It's much
40:16easier to change a situation in the
40:18moment than to tolerate it for years.
40:20Sixteenth. Be persistent and don't be
40:23shy about asking. If you need to
40:25reconsider any of your working
40:27conditions or, for example, want to ask
40:29for an unscheduled vacation or time off
40:31, don't be shy about asking your
40:33management. In this case, you have
40:35nothing to lose, but perhaps something
40:37to gain. If they refuse, nothing
40:39changes for you. At least you tried.
40:42However, there's a chance your request
40:44will be granted, and you'll gain
40:46something without losing anything.
40:48There's also the possibility of an
40:50inappropriate response from management.
40:52In that case, you also have nothing to
40:54lose; you even gain something. You'll
40:57realize that you're working for freaks
40:59and that it's not worth staying here.
41:01Seventeenth. Don't be quick-tempered.
41:04After listening to my blathering,
41:06someone will probably decide to
41:07drastically change their situation,
41:09which is, in essence, the right thing
41:10to do. But don't be a hot-tempered fool
41:13. Before you suddenly break everything
41:16and leave, you need to sit down and
41:17figure out what's what. If there are
41:20any aspects of the work that irritate
41:21you, it's best to discuss them with
41:23management first. There's always a
41:25chance they'll accommodate you. If
41:27talking doesn't lead to anything, then
41:29we start building ourselves a findushka
41:31and enlisting the help of loved ones to
41:32back you up if anything happens. Also,
41:35if you're still lacking self-confidence
41:37, you can start looking for a new job
41:39without leaving your current one. I've
41:41had to leave without a trace a few
41:43times, but with God's help, I always
41:45pulled through. I don't advise you to
41:47take such risks. And finally, a few
41:50rules for work and life. Ha-ha-ha. You
41:54thought we'd already discussed
41:56everything we could. No way. Previously
41:59, we discussed rules that mostly affect
42:02your body and soul. But what about your
42:05body? Let's quickly go over a couple
42:07more points that also need to be
42:08incorporated into your life. First,
42:11your diet should be normal. Don't
42:14overeat because of stress, don't forget
42:16to eat, and so on and so forth. Second.
42:19Improve your sleep, learn sleep hygiene
42:22. Give yourself time to recover
42:25properly. Third. Get rid of addictions.
42:28Nicotine and alcohol are great for
42:30smoothing over the rough patches of a
42:32shitty job. But when you quit smoking,
42:36you won't be able to ignore the amount
42:39of crap and stress you're experiencing,
42:41which will ultimately push you to get
42:44out of that cesspool. Fourth. Always
42:49find time for a walk. Taking a
42:52half-hour walk after lunch is a
42:54super-healthy habit. That half-hour
42:57will give you the energy to last until
42:58the end of the workday, and it'll also
43:00clear your head and eyes. Of course,
43:02not all the pigs will be thrilled that
43:05you took a half-hour off from work. But
43:07those who care can say you went to the
43:10store. Kabach's opinion: it's worthless
43:12. And treating hemorrhoids costs at
43:14least three bills for the medication,
43:16not even counting the doctor's
43:17appointment. Fifth. Get some exercise.
43:20It's all in the same bucket as the
43:21walks. Office work is tricky because
43:24you risk fainting. When you sit all day
43:26, you don't have enough exercise, and
43:28after work, you're already tired.
43:31Ultimately, this will lead to you being
43:33unable to do anything in life except
43:35type. And that's not to mention feeling
43:38terrible physically and mentally. If
43:41you're far from physical exercise,
43:42start with at least walking and
43:44stretching, then increase your exercise
43:45routine and go to the gym at least once
43:47a week. If you feel like you don't have
43:50enough energy for this and are
43:52constantly tired from work, remember,
43:53energy comes from expending it. If you
43:56sit around all day, you'll never have
43:59any energy. Important information. I'm
44:02very flattered that you've listened
44:04this far. I really hope I've conveyed
44:07at least a few useful ideas that will
44:10impact your life for the better. If you
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44:17subscribe. If you didn't, please go and
44:22satisfy yourself. And then like and
44:25subscribe. I'd also like to point out
44:28that my channel hasn't been used yet,
44:30and in today's reality, it's unlikely
44:32anyone will. So, I'll send you my
44:35regards if you open a deposit account
44:37with revka. Also, don't forget that we
44:40have a well-attended Telegram channel
44:43with an active chat of 20 people. If
44:46you want to chat, feel free to drop in.
44:49Conclusion. Thank you again for
44:52watching this video. I've told you
44:54everything I've been thinking about. I
44:56really hope you find that place where
44:59you feel good. Don't be a traitor to
45:02yourself and don't force yourself to
45:04suffer unnecessarily, because God
45:06didn't give you life for this. Now
45:08there will be a musical interlude with
45:11swearing, so don't let young children
45:13listen.
45:14>> Aayo. Working is not my thing. Let the
45:17loser work for that kind of money. Aya,
45:20what the [ __ ] is this? My health is bad
45:24, take some mumiyo. Ayayo, working is
45:27not my thing. The machines won't let me
45:30. Let's go rip the loser off. Ayayo,
45:32what the [ __ ] is this? My health is bad
45:36, take some mumiyo. He

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