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15 July 2026 — Transcript

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  1. 0:00Infinite 316. Hey Nick, I need to get
  2. 0:02out of construction work. I'm 31, my
  3. 0:04body is [ __ ] from the work. The money
  4. 0:06for framing houses sucks in Scotland.
  5. 0:08Been thinking about car sales, but I
  6. 0:10don't have any experience. Give me some
  7. 0:12advice.
  8. 0:12>> I've seen you out there and your body's
  9. 0:14hitting you. You're putting cirrhosis
  10. 0:16on. Let me tell you a little bit.
  11. 0:18You're thinking you're putting your body
  12. 0:20through it now, you're going to be
  13. 0:21putting your your your liver and your
  14. 0:22belly through it when you're drinking
  15. 0:23too much of the cigar dealership selling
  16. 0:25the
  17. 0:28What the [ __ ] kind of cars you're going
  18. 0:29to sell in Scotland? You guys don't even
  19. 0:31[ __ ] have cars in Scotland. What do
  20. 0:32you you guys got [ __ ]
  21. 0:34>> bagpipes everywhere.
  22. 0:36>> [laughter]
  23. 0:36>> You got like little little little funny
  24. 0:38golfing cars.
  25. 0:39>> Put Put them [ __ ] wheels on a
  26. 0:40bagpipe.
  27. 0:40>> You're You're [ __ ] haggis-eating
  28. 0:42piece of [ __ ]
  29. 0:43>> [laughter]
  30. 0:44>> We call him a haggis-eating piece of
  31. 0:46[ __ ] Is that what you call him? That's
  32. 0:47really funny. That's the most
  33. 0:49uh
  34. 0:52>> most popular [ __ ] car
  35. 0:54>> Most popular cars in Scotland, Vauxhall
  36. 0:56Corsa.
  37. 0:57>> What the
  38. 0:58>> What the hell is a Ford Puma?
  39. 1:00>> Vauxhall
  40. 1:01>> I've never even heard of that.
  41. 1:02>> Oh, you got a nice little
  42. 1:06This looks like a car that you rub your
  43. 1:08rub your [ __ ] on.
  44. 1:10Uh the Nis- Nissan Qashqai? Well, that's
  45. 1:12great. It's a rug name. That's crazy.
  46. 1:14Look at these [ __ ] names. Volkswagen
  47. 1:16Polo, Kia Sportage, Cougar
  48. 1:19Ford Puma
  49. 1:19>> Cougar? I'm sort of a cougar guy myself.
  50. 1:25>> Um
  51. 1:30>> Lamborghini
  52. 1:31>> I would go to luxury cars.
  53. 1:33>> Um
  54. 1:36If you can get a job in a Mercedes or
  55. 1:38something like that in Scotland,
  56. 1:40uh BMW and Mercedes. Honestly, Mercedes
  57. 1:43is actually doing quite well. I like
  58. 1:44Mercedes, I like Porsche.
  59. 1:46Um I would start there. If you have
  60. 1:47Lexus out there Do they have Lexuses in
  61. 1:49Scotland?
  62. 1:51>> Better not.
  63. 1:57>> Yeah. Now we're talking.
  64. 1:59>> Lexus blog
  65. 2:00>> Lexus Edinburgh I agree. The Scottish
  66. 2:03The LBX the car of the year. Let's see
  67. 2:06what we got for used cars.
  68. 2:08Just [ __ ] show me everything you
  69. 2:09piece of [ __ ]
  70. 2:13I'll tell you what, I talked to the used
  71. 2:14car manager right away about not getting
  72. 2:16me my [ __ ] car does when I want to
  73. 2:18see him.
  74. 2:19The UX, the LBX, what the [ __ ] is that?
  75. 2:22It's a European specific model.
  76. 2:23>> Yeah.
  77. 2:24>> What the [ __ ] car of the year?
  78. 2:27RZ, we don't have that. What the [ __ ]
  79. 2:29kind of What kind of [ __ ] models you
  80. 2:31got your Lexus is at in Scotland?
  81. 2:34What what what in the [ __ ] money is
  82. 2:37it?
  83. 2:46Um I mean I would say I would stick to
  84. 2:47luxury brands if you're going to do it.
  85. 2:49Uh
  86. 2:50just straightforward behavior
  87. 2:52is rewarded in
  88. 2:55Luxury brands rule because those people
  89. 2:56never It doesn't It doesn't go up and
  90. 2:58down with the times, right? Um better
  91. 3:00clientele, more sensibility, less
  92. 3:02poverty story [ __ ] Uh I lived most of
  93. 3:05my life with Acura and Mercedes-Benz.
  94. 3:07Cadillac for a short stint, but truly
  95. 3:09not a long time.
  96. 3:10Um if I could go back into it, I would
  97. 3:12go Lexus. High volume luxury is where
  98. 3:14the money is made. You can do it right
  99. 3:16away. Shoot straight. Tell them I'm your
  100. 3:18cousin in the United States that sells
  101. 3:1930 cars a month.
  102. 3:20Um I'm very good at it. Everything I've
  103. 3:22ever said about selling cars and the
  104. 3:23methodology behind it. But it's
  105. 3:25basically be a [ __ ] great salesman.
  106. 3:27And by that, I mean be an honest guy.
  107. 3:28Don't [ __ ] lie. Know the best used
  108. 3:30car dealer
  109. 3:31Know the best used car on your lot and
  110. 3:33what makes the best used car in your
  111. 3:35brand. Know what your customer's
  112. 3:37thinking left and right by basically
  113. 3:39doing the research on what their
  114. 3:40considerations would be. Understanding
  115. 3:42what the best in the market is and why
  116. 3:44it costs what it does. And justify the
  117. 3:46cost of everything. That's really what
  118. 3:47it is. It's basically just providing
  119. 3:48information in a clear and thorough
  120. 3:49manner. Be polite. Run around. Don't
  121. 3:52waste their [ __ ] time, shoot
  122. 3:53straight. If they have a be able to
  123. 3:56understand the problems that they have
  124. 3:57and their objections and be able to
  125. 3:58handle them quickly and properly, and
  126. 4:00don't be a [ __ ] That's really it.
  127. 4:02Good luck and do it. I can't I can't say
  128. 4:04enough good things. It's gotten me from
  129. 4:06A to B in a lot of times in my life when
  130. 4:07I really needed it.

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