12 GOP Election Deniers Are Running For Secretaries Of State — Transcript

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1. 0:01hey welcome back everybody
2. 0:04was Cato
3. 0:07yeah
4. 0:13very nice
5. 0:15Lewis tonight
6. 0:18tonight
7. 0:21we got some fantastic guests coming up
8. 0:23here in just a minute that's right
9. 0:25um uh we got the one the only Senator
10. 0:27Elizabeth Warren
11. 0:29all right we've got a head of steam yeah
12. 0:32that woman's got a head of steam and I
13. 0:33can't wait for her to blow it now we
14. 0:36also have coming up former Secretary of
15. 0:37Energy uh Ernest uh monis you're like
16. 0:40why are you having Ernest monisson oh
17. 0:42there's some monies heads here now is
18. 0:44that you know how they're all talking oh
19. 0:45Putin my used tactics for the nuclear
20. 0:47weapons but don't worry it's just
21. 0:48tactical
22. 0:50um I'm gonna have Mom and say what does
23. 0:51that mean yeah because he's he's the
24. 0:53antonus guy he runs a couple of anti-new
25. 0:55organizations I'm like what does that
26. 0:57mean tactical nuke is that is that bad
27. 0:59I'm gonna guess the answer is uh
28. 1:01you betcha
29. 1:04um folks the midterms are next Tuesday
30. 1:06as I told you in the monologue over
31. 1:08there I hope I didn't have to tell you
32. 1:10they were next Tuesday please go vote
33. 1:12and here's the thing
34. 1:19here's the thing in the last couple of
35. 1:21years some of our fellow citizens in the
36. 1:22Republican Party have gone a little
37. 1:24funny in the head
38. 1:26you know camo face mask body armor
39. 1:28automatic weapons zip ties hanging
40. 1:30around Ballot Box drop boxes you know so
41. 1:32not so much haha funny as funny
42. 1:36and I would say the source of the funny
43. 1:38is all the lies about the 2020 election
44. 1:41that have been spread by people who know
45. 1:43better so now some of those election
46. 1:45deniers are running for the job of
47. 1:46overseeing and certifying their State's
48. 1:48electoral process the secretaries of
49. 1:51State this year 12 Republicans who have
50. 1:53publicly questioned or disputed the
51. 1:55results of the 2020 election are running
52. 1:57for Secretary of State across the
53. 1:59country and if elected they could try to
54. 2:01sway election results in 2024 and Beyond
55. 2:05meaning the election deniers might be
56. 2:08running the next election that doesn't
57. 2:10seem right
58. 2:11that's like saying hey we need a
59. 2:13babysitter how about Cassandra the dark
60. 2:15denier of children
61. 2:17I know I know but she really wants the
62. 2:19job or don't you enjoy date night
63. 2:23one of the most dangerous candidates is
64. 2:24down in Arizona where the GOP nominee
65. 2:26for secretary of state who's been
66. 2:28leading in the polls is state
67. 2:29representative whose 11 secret herbs and
68. 2:32spices are all Ivermectin Mark fincham
69. 2:35now remember in 2020 Arizona was on the
70. 2:38edge of being stolen by Mega Maniacs
71. 2:41pushing the big lie and the only thing
72. 2:43standing in the way was the Secretary of
73. 2:45State who stuck to the rules now that
74. 2:48job could be taken over by a guy who is
75. 2:50credited with starting the stop the
76. 2:51steel campaign in Arizona and was part
77. 2:54of the mob that rioted outside the
78. 2:56capitol on January 6th you don't get to
79. 3:00attack democracy and then ask to run it
80. 3:02that's like a bank robber saying put the
81. 3:04money in the bag also a job application
82. 3:07I can start Monday I would say my
83. 3:09greatest weakness is that I'm robbing
84. 3:10this Bank
85. 3:12then over in Nevada you got a former
86. 3:14state representative and news anchor
87. 3:16from the future telling you about the
88. 3:17life before the event
89. 3:19Jim Mark shant Marchant falsely claims
90. 3:23the former president defeated Joe Biden
91. 3:26in Nevada and has said he wouldn't have
92. 3:28certified the results there in 2020 and
93. 3:30has pushed the false claim that Pelosi
94. 3:32Schumer and Schiff weren't legitimately
95. 3:34elected oh so he's just denying every
96. 3:37election Schumer lost shift jaded Justin
97. 3:41Guarini beat Kelly Clarkson I won the JD
98. 3:44Power and Associates initial customer
99. 3:46satisfaction for midsize family van
100. 3:49but
101. 3:52there you go
102. 3:57but the cream of the crazy crop is
103. 3:58Michigan GOP nominee and woman who can't
104. 4:01wait for her parents to meet her new boy
105. 4:03flag
106. 4:04Christina caramo caramo looked at all
107. 4:09these other dangerous cranks and said
108. 4:10hold my Chalice of adrenochrome because
109. 4:13she said that the former president not
110. 4:15Biden is the real winner of Michigan and
111. 4:19the election and thinks demonic
112. 4:20possession is real and also sexually
113. 4:23transmitted
114. 4:25having intimate relationships with
115. 4:27people who are demonically possessed or
116. 4:28oppressed I strongly believe that a
117. 4:31person opens themselves up to possession
118. 4:33that is an awkward phone call hey Hey
119. 4:37Beth yeah it's Rick look this is
120. 4:39embarrassing but I just found out I'm
121. 4:40demonically possessed
122. 4:43so you might want to hit the clinic and
123. 4:45see if you test positive for asmodius
124. 4:47yeah
125. 4:48keep an eye out for moderate to severe
126. 4:50goat hoof okay
127. 4:53I'm sorry
128. 5:00I don't know
129. 5:04all these people have straight up said
130. 5:05regardless of what the vote count is
131. 5:07next time we're declaring Republicans
132. 5:09winners of the next election no matter
133. 5:11what and I believed them but don't take
134. 5:14it from me as paramo herself put it at a
135. 5:16recent rally history is telling us
136. 5:18history is screaming to us that if we
137. 5:21don't step up and fight now we will lose
138. 5:24the greatest country in human history I
139. 5:26never thought I would say this but we
140. 5:28should really listen to the lady who
141. 5:30believes in penis demons
142. 5:32go boat
143. 5:34[Music]
144. 5:43[Applause]