100 ways to DESTROY LEGO... — Transcript

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1. 0:00This is a tiny happy Lego man.
2. 0:03And that's only one of the 100 different
3. 0:05ways I'll be destroying Lego. Each way
4. 0:08will only get more dumb and more deadly.
5. 0:10Will the Lego survive or will it get
6. 0:13slime? Let's go. Okay, I have five
7. 0:15mystery Lego figures that we'll be
8. 0:17destroying one by one. So, it's time to
9. 0:20unlock the very first one.
10. 0:22Wow, it's this giant Lego man. He's just
11. 0:24like a real Lego figure. There's even a
12. 0:26tiny Lego man living in his head
13. 0:28controlling his thoughts. But, today I'm
14. 0:31going to become a chef because I'm about
15. 0:33to cook him. First, I put him in a
16. 0:35washing machine.
17. 0:40I then put him in a dryer.
18. 0:46I blew him with a leaf blower.
19. 0:49I rolled him down a hill.
20. 0:51I pushed him down a slide.
21. 0:54I attached him to my car.
22. 0:57>> [music]
23. 0:59>> Oh, what the heck? I found his head. I
24. 1:00then dropped a coconut on his head.
25. 1:04I attached him to [music] a swing.
26. 1:08I pulled him with a go-kart. And
27. 1:09finally, I destroyed him with a
28. 1:11flamethrower.
29. 1:16What the heck? He's completely
30. 1:17unrecognizable. Okay, we've destroyed
31. 1:20Lego in the first 10 ways, but we have
32. 1:2290 more to go. And this video will not
33. 1:24end until all 100. Please don't try
34. 1:27these, by the way. Okay, before we build
35. 1:28the next big figure to destroy, I bought
36. 1:31an army of 20 tiny ones. And my plan is
37. 1:34to destroy each and every [music] one of
38. 1:36them in different ways. First, I sucked
39. 1:38one up with a vacuum.
40. 1:40And this one died to a mouse trap.
41. 1:43I hit one with a car, and I hit one with
42. 1:45a train. [music] I stepped on one. I
43. 1:48covered this one in chocolate, and I put
44. 1:50this one in candle wax.
45. 1:53I trapped this one in Jell-O.
46. 1:56I turned this one into a popsicle.
47. 2:00And this guy got blown up.
48. 2:03Well, he left the chat. I put this one
49. 2:05on a speaker.
50. 2:07>> [music]
51. 2:08>> I put this guy in a microwave.
52. 2:12Oh, bro looks kind of cute. I hit this
53. 2:14mini fig with a tiny shooter. Then I hit
54. 2:17this one with 50 of them.
55. 2:20I built this tiny slingshot. I launched
56. 2:22somebody into a pile of bricks.
57. 2:25And another into this massive jello.
58. 2:30I dropped one in boiling lava.
59. 2:33Then I pressed one against a sanding
60. 2:35machine.
61. 2:41I melted one with an iron.
62. 2:46And I scraped one against a cheese
63. 2:48grater.
64. 2:51His face is missing. Okay, it's time to
65. 2:53build the next Lego figure. And this
66. 2:55time it's this huge Lego Spider-Man.
67. 3:00He's like an action figure and you can
68. 3:02pose him in many different ways. He's
69. 3:04also extremely flexible.
70. 3:07And since he's a superhero, he should be
71. 3:09the most invincible unstoppable man in
72. 3:12the world. First, can he swing?
73. 3:15No, he can't. I then tried hitting him
74. 3:17into a wall.
75. 3:20I then attached him to an RC car.
76. 3:25I drove him off a cliff.
77. 3:30Then I squished him with a door.
78. 3:33I then bounced him off a trampoline.
79. 3:37I chopped his head off with these huge
80. 3:39teeth.
81. 3:42I dropped a giant slime ball on his
82. 3:44head.
83. 3:45I hit him with a bat.
84. 3:47I hit him with this giant pool noodle.
85. 3:53And this huge bazooka.
86. 3:56I then tried launching him with the
87. 3:58rocket.
88. 4:00Yeah, he's too heavy. I put this huge
89. 4:02cockroach on him.
90. 4:06I threw him into the pool.
91. 4:09I punched him with the incredible Hulk.
92. 4:12I then shot him with a bow.
93. 4:16I attached him to a skateboard.
94. 4:20I dropped him into a bunch of spikes.
95. 4:24Then I attached him to my ceiling fan.
96. 4:28>> Oh, no.
97. 4:29>> Dude, he's going to hit the Eiffel
98. 4:29Tower. Yo, Spider-Man, watch out. Watch
99. 4:32out. Watch out.
100. 4:33>> Wow, he's still swinging. He's actually
101. 4:35aura farming. And finally, I strapped a
102. 4:38huge stick of dynamite to his back.
103. 4:44Oh my god, he has so much aura. He truly
104. 4:46is a superhero. [music] He's proving the
105. 4:48allegations. Okay, we've now destroyed
106. 4:51Lego in 50 ways, which means we're
107. 4:53halfway to 100. Okay, to get this next
108. 4:56figure, we must first find him. And
109. 4:57there's only one place I know he'll be,
110. 4:59and it's in the swamp.
111. 5:01>> What are you doing in my swamp?
112. 5:04>> Yep, I found Lego Shrek. So, let's take
113. 5:06him back to my house. He's this giant
114. 5:08green ogre with this big belly full of
115. 5:11food. He has green skin, and his arms
116. 5:13and head move. Look, I rearranged his
117. 5:15eyes.
118. 5:16But what he doesn't realize is he's
119. 5:18about to rest in pieces. Get it? Cuz
120. 5:20it's Lego. First, I dropped a giant
121. 5:23brick on his head.
122. 5:26I shot him with this tiny Nerf gun in
123. 5:28the form of a dog.
124. 5:32I slimed him out with some water
125. 5:33balloons.
126. 5:34>> Ouch.
127. 5:37Ouch, donkey.
128. 5:38>> Okay, his head left the chat. I then hit
129. 5:41him with a remote-controlled car.
130. 5:43>> Ow, donkey.
131. 5:45>> Okay, his legs no longer [music] exist.
132. 5:47I him into a bucket of slime.
133. 5:51What the heck? He bounced off the slime.
134. 5:53I shot him with a web shooter.
135. 5:58I then shot him with a confetti cannon.
136. 6:02I hit him with an onion.
137. 6:04>> Ouch.
138. 6:05>> Then I dropped a huge watermelon on him.
139. 6:09>> Okay, the watermelon survived, but Shrek
140. 6:11didn't.
141. 6:12>> I hit him with a squeaky hammer.
142. 6:15I hit him with a beach ball.
143. 6:19I burnt him with a magnifying glass.
144. 6:22>> Donkey, help me.
145. 6:24>> I punched him into the pool.
146. 6:27>> Ouch.
147. 6:27>> I used him as a pool ball.
148. 6:31I played foosball with him.
149. 6:33I hit him with a frying pan.
150. 6:36I then slimed him out with some
151. 6:38dodgeballs.
152. 6:42My cousin jumped on him with a pogo
153. 6:44stick.
154. 6:46>> Ouch.
155. 6:48>> He then got attacked by a Skibidi
156. 6:50toilet.
157. 6:52It also attacked Spider-Man. I hit him
158. 6:55with a Minecraft sword.
159. 6:57I even dropped an anvil on his head.
160. 7:01And finally, he got ran over by a car.
161. 7:03>> Ouch.
162. 7:07>> Wow, if you're LEGO, I'm the last person
163. 7:09you'd want to be owned by. Okay, it's
164. 7:11time to cook the next LEGO built to
165. 7:13destroy.
166. 7:15Wow, this time it's Ronaldo as a huge
167. 7:18LEGO figure, and he's doing his famous
168. 7:20pose. But what he doesn't realize is
169. 7:22he's owned by a YouTuber who will
170. 7:24destroy him to entertain his
171. 7:26subscribers. I squished him with a
172. 7:28garage door.
173. 7:30I hit him with a fidget spinner.
174. 7:34I hit him with a massage gun.
175. 7:37I punched him really hard. Then I hit
176. 7:39him with nunchucks.
177. 7:41I surrounded him in rubber bands.
178. 7:45I pushed him off my roof. I then sliced
179. 7:47him with a sword.
180. 7:49I pushed him down my stairs. I hit him
181. 7:51with a pressure washer. My dog then
182. 7:53attacked him.
183. 7:57I shot him with a water gun.
184. 8:00I dropped him into a fan.
185. 8:05I smashed him with a huge World Cup
186. 8:07trophy.
187. 8:09I then tried flushing him down the
188. 8:10toilet.
189. 8:13Bro, I'm so unemployed. I then smashed
190. 8:15him.
191. 8:19I then had another YouTuber destroy him.
192. 8:24Okay, we're ready for the final 10 ways
193. 8:26to destroy LEGO. So, it's [music] time
194. 8:28to unlock the biggest build yet, and
195. 8:30it's Mario as a huge LEGO figure.
196. 8:32[music] He's even driving his own
197. 8:34go-kart. I wonder what's under his
198. 8:36mustache.
199. 8:38I first put him on a treadmill.
200. 8:41Then I used him as a bowling ball.
201. 8:44I smashed him into a bag of flour.
202. 8:49I smashed him into a huge Jell-O.
203. 8:53Then I smashed him into a huge water
204. 8:55balloon.
205. 8:57I threw a blue shell at him.
206. 9:00I drove him into the speed bump.
207. 9:02>> [screaming]
208. 9:03>> I drove him into a huge ramp. Then I
209. 9:06edged him.
210. 9:09And finally, I drove him into a banana.
211. 9:11Hey, what are you doing? Go away. That's
212. 9:13not for you.
213. 9:16Let's go. We've completed all 100 ways
214. 9:19to destroy LEGO, and now I have to run
215. 9:21because I'm probably wanted by the LEGO
216. 9:23City Police for torturing all these LEGO
217. 9:25people. Subscribe, comment what I should
218. 9:27build next. Thanks for watching.
219. 9:29>> Purple stars in a bank. I got my crew in
220. 9:31play. [music]
221. 9:32Everything is awesome like it's double
222. 9:34Tuesday. Cruising through LEGO City in
223. 9:37car.
224. 9:38Who's the champ in
225. 9:39>> [music]
226. 9:40>> GTA?