10 SCARY FACTS about PIGEONS! #pigeon #scaryfacts #scaryfactsaboutpigeons #animals #wildlife — Transcript

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1. 0:00pigeons might seem like harmless little
2. 0:01Sky rats but these feathery weirdos have
3. 0:04some seriously creepy traits here are 10
4. 0:07scary facts about pigeons that will make
5. 0:09you question everything one they can
6. 0:12recognize your face forever pigeons have
7. 0:15insane facial recognition skills if you
8. 0:18piss one off it will remember you for
9. 0:20life and might even tell its pigeon
10. 0:21buddies to come after you two they are
11. 0:24basically flying biohazards pigeons
12. 0:27carry over 60 diseases including salmon
13. 0:30tuberculosis and even a fungus that can
14. 0:32mess up your lungs they're basically
15. 0:35adorable little plague factories with
16. 0:37wings three they can fly over 90 mph
17. 0:41like tiny feathery missiles some pigeons
18. 0:43can hit speeds of 90 mph which means if
19. 0:46one ever decides to go kamakazi on your
20. 0:48windshield you're in trouble four they
21. 0:52can lay eggs without mating like a
22. 0:54feathery horror movie villain female
23. 0:56pigeons can lay eggs without a male
24. 0:57meaning they can create an army of ghost
25. 0:59children with zero warning no man no
26. 1:02problem the pigeon apocalypse is
27. 1:05self-sufficient five they used to
28. 1:07deliver secret War messages like tiny
29. 1:09winged spies pigeons were used in both
30. 1:12world wars to carry classified messages
31. 1:15some were so good at it they got actual
32. 1:16military medals which means pigeons have
33. 1:19a better War record than most of us six
34. 1:22they Bob their heads to see in slow
35. 1:24motion like feathery Terminators pigeons
36. 1:27process images faster than humans
37. 1:29meaning they see everything everything
38. 1:30in slow motion basically turning them
39. 1:32into tiny Matrix agents dodging bread
40. 1:34crumbs in bullet time seven they can
41. 1:37survive with their heads cut off WTF
42. 1:40there are reports of pigeons surviving
43. 1:42for minutes or even hours after losing
44. 1:43their heads because their nervous system
45. 1:45is a little too stubborn to accept
46. 1:47defeat zombie pigeons no thanks eight
47. 1:51they will keep coming back to your house
48. 1:54no matter what pigeons have insane
49. 1:56homing abilities if you try to relocate
50. 1:58one it can fly hundreds of miles right
51. 2:01back to where it started once a pigeon
52. 2:03picks your house you're stuck with it
53. 2:06forever nine they feed their babies
54. 2:09pigeon milk which is just vomit baby
55. 2:12pigeons drink a special liquid called
56. 2:14crop milk but it's not milk at all just
57. 2:16regurgitated stomach goo yep pigeon
58. 2:19parenting is basically baring directly
59. 2:21into your kid's mouth 10 there's a
60. 2:24conspiracy that they don't even exist
61. 2:26some people believe pigeons are actually
62. 2:28government surveillance drones disguised
63. 2:30as birds and honestly with the way they
64. 2:33stare at us in groups like they're
65. 2:34uploading our data to the cloud I'm not
66. 2:36ruling it out so next time you see a
67. 2:39pigeon staring at you from a park bench
68. 2:41just know it's watching remembering and
69. 2:43possibly plotting your downfall follow
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