10 cm is a lot 😭💀 — Transcript

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1. 0:00Remove your bridge.
2. 0:01>> Excuse me?
3. 0:01>> my property.
4. 0:02>> What?
5. 0:02>> cm.
6. 0:03>> 10 cm?
7. 0:04>> Yes, I hired a surveyor. You're
8. 0:05trespassing.
9. 0:06>> Bro, it's a bridge. It's been there for
10. 0:0715 years.
11. 0:07>> Not my problem. I bought this property
12. 0:09and I want my land back.
13. 0:10>> You literally drive across it.
14. 0:11>> So?
15. 0:11>> Every day.
16. 0:12>> Doesn't mean you own my land.
17. 0:13>> It's barely 10 cm.
18. 0:14>> 10 cm is a lot.
19. 0:15>> I'll tell your wife you said that.
20. 0:16>> Very funny. Move it.
21. 0:17>> You want me to move an entire concrete
22. 0:18bridge?
23. 0:18>> Or demolish it. I don't care.
24. 0:20>> That costs thousands.
25. 0:20>> Sounds like a you problem.
26. 0:21>> serious?
27. 0:22>> Absolutely. Poor people always make
28. 0:23excuses.
29. 0:24>> Okay, I'll take care of it.
30. 0:24>> Finally. And don't leave anything on my
31. 0:26property.
32. 0:26>> Understood.
33. 0:27>> What the flip? Where is the bridge?
34. 0:28>> Removed it.
35. 0:29>> Why?
36. 0:29>> You told me to.
37. 0:30>> move it.
38. 0:31>> You also said demolish it.
39. 0:31>> I didn't mean the whole thing.
40. 0:32>> You said don't leave anything.
41. 0:33>> You absolute How am I supposed to
42. 0:35leave?
43. 0:35>> Through your driveway?
44. 0:36>> My driveway ends at the creek.
45. 0:37>> Oh, that's unfortunate.
46. 0:38>> The road is on your side.
47. 0:39>> Yeah, I noticed.
48. 0:40>> Then put it back.
49. 0:41>> Why?
50. 0:41>> Because I need it.
51. 0:42>> Thought you hated it.
52. 0:42>> That's not the point.
53. 0:43>> Congratulations, though.
54. 0:44>> For what?
55. 0:44>> Your house has waterfront property now.
56. 0:46>> I already had waterfront property.
57. 0:47>> Now you have it on four sides.
58. 0:48>> It's not an island.
59. 0:49>> Can you drive off it?
60. 0:49>> No, island.
61. 0:50>> I have work in an hour.
62. 0:51>> Better start swimming.
63. 0:52>> My car costs $90,000.
64. 0:53>> Dang, expensive submarine.
65. 0:54>> You think this is funny?
66. 0:55>> A little.
67. 0:55>> I'm calling my lawyer.
68. 0:56>> Good. Ask if he owns a boat.
69. 0:58>> Listen here. I paid $1.2 million for
70. 1:00this house.
71. 1:00>> And forgot to buy an exit.
72. 1:01>> Fix this.
73. 1:02>> have a solution.
74. 1:03>> Finally.
75. 1:03>> I could build another bridge.
76. 1:04>> Yes, do that.
77. 1:04>> Entirely on my property.
78. 1:05>> Good.
79. 1:06>> But it'll be private.
80. 1:06>> Whatever. Just build it.
81. 1:07>> Monthly access fee.
82. 1:08>> What fee?
83. 1:08>> $5,000.
84. 1:09>> $5,000?
85. 1:10>> Per month.
86. 1:11>> Are you insane?
87. 1:11>> For crossing a bridge?
88. 1:12>> Yes.
89. 1:12>> That's $60,000 a year.
90. 1:14>> Look at you, finally measuring something
91. 1:15correctly.
92. 1:15>> This is extortion.
93. 1:16>> Don't use it, then.
94. 1:17>> I have no other road.
95. 1:18>> Another you problem.
96. 1:19>> I will sue you.
97. 1:19>> You already threatened that. Over 10 cm.
98. 1:21>> I'm not paying $5,000.
99. 1:22>> Okay.
100. 1:23>> You need to help me.
101. 1:23>> Why?
102. 1:23>> We're neighbors.
103. 1:24>> You called me poor yesterday.
104. 1:25>> I was frustrated.
105. 1:26>> Understandable. Being trapped on an
106. 1:27island must be frustrating.
107. 1:28>> Please, I'll pay $500.
108. 1:29>> No.
109. 1:30>> $1,000.
110. 1:30>> No.
111. 1:31>> $2,500.
112. 1:32>> Still no.
113. 1:33>> little flip.
114. 1:33>> Careful, I'll charge for yelling, too.
115. 1:35>> Fine, $5,000. Just build it.
116. 1:36>> Excellent.
117. 1:37>> When will it be ready?
118. 1:38>> Contractors can start Monday.
119. 1:39>> Monday?
120. 1:39>> Unless you want express.
121. 1:40>> How much?
122. 1:40>> $10,000 installation.
123. 1:42>> You're robbing me.
124. 1:43>> No, I'm providing infrastructure.
125. 1:44>> I hate you.
126. 1:44>> That's fine.
127. 1:45>> One more thing.
128. 1:45>> What?
129. 1:46>> Can you at least let me walk across
130. 1:47until Monday?
131. 1:48>> Across what?
132. 1:48>> Sure.
133. 1:49>> Thank god.
134. 1:49>> Bring a towel.
135. 1:50>> I hope you go bankrupt.
136. 1:51>> Unlikely. Just found a tenant.
137. 1:52>> What tenant?
138. 1:52>> Pays $5,000 a month.
139. 1:54>> Flip you. All because of 10 cm.
140. 1:55>> Stop talking about the 10 cm.
141. 1:57>> All right. your 1.2 million dollars
142. 1:58island.
143. 1:59>> It's not an island.
144. 2:00>> Then drive to my house.